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  1. TheOrangeCat

    Losing it... like $500,000

    I think we're missing the point here. this twat gave back half a million bucks of blow he found in a minivan. I hate this guy. Does the word 'party' mean nothing to him?
  2. TheOrangeCat

    pc help

    I find Saran Wrap, rubbed with olive oil and milk, and draped over my computer to be very effective
  3. TheOrangeCat

    The Third World War

    Christians. Lions.
  4. TheOrangeCat

    NYPD crash OWS party

    Cops should have used flamethrowers and napalm ... do a proper cleansing ... :D
  5. TheOrangeCat

    Pictures of ex's?

    I mainly have pictures of Dirk's Mom. :D I 'look' at them all the time ....
  6. TheOrangeCat

    Most Tarnished Legacy In Sports?

    I'm going to call it and say kiddy fiddling trumps domestic murder. Even if the murderer was black.
  7. TheOrangeCat

    Why is China building huge structures in the middle of the desert?

    Psssshaw ... the Moon Jews are too cheap to have a corresponding array. It's for the Mars Muslims.
  8. TheOrangeCat

    The King Of Rock'n'Roll?

    It doesn't matter if English is as hard to learn as quantum string theory. It is the language of this Board. Stick to it.
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    Who are the best athletes?

    That's some seriously sexy hardbody right there :D
  10. TheOrangeCat

    Is a 18-year old woman too young to perform in pornographic images?

    I'm guessing intervention/rehab didn't do that well ...?
  11. TheOrangeCat

    Miss Hybrid - official thread

    As in pearly drops sliding over slippery black encased curves ? Fuck this teasing - your ass is Louvre quality. Lets see that all wet and slippery. But done classy, like ... :D
  12. TheOrangeCat

    Who are the best athletes?

    Joyclyn thingy??? Long nails? Half Swedish .... lol .. that's like being half gay :D
  13. TheOrangeCat

    Phoenix Marie

    :orangecat: :drool2: :iloveyou:
  14. TheOrangeCat

    Is a 18-year old woman too young to perform in pornographic images?

    Brennivín :thumbsup: (Iceland) Salmari .... doable, but sometimes .... bleauch!
  15. TheOrangeCat

    Frightful things

    Waking up to find Will E standing over me wearing a wedding dress and holding a carving knife. The last episode of The Sopranos (really? fuck you David Chase) Paris Hilton's continued existence The failure to crack cold fusion Jeb Bush
  16. TheOrangeCat

    Obama and Sarkozy overheard badmouthing Israeli PM Netanyahu

    more importantly, they bear no relevance whatsoever to the OP or to current geopolitics.
  17. TheOrangeCat

    Who are the best athletes?

    Swedish. The land of Anders and L3ggy. This is not persuasive. (although she is freakishly awesome, athletically)
  18. TheOrangeCat

    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    True that. Peace through superior firepower. I haven't even broken out the amusing-yet-offensive memes yet :d
  19. TheOrangeCat

    Seriously Detroit?

    All of the above. But according to my playbook, the word 'patriotism' does not require the defense of crap in the face of sanity. That goes double for the Barenaked Ladies, who I will be happy to kill for $1 and a packet of Cheetos.
  20. TheOrangeCat

    Who are the best athletes?

    Putting specific sports to one side, I'd have to say in terms of raw and demonstrated athletic/sporting ability: those of African descent. This is a very broad brushstroke, I admit, but you can't compare baseball to hockey in terms of the athletic ability of its players. It's like comparing...
  21. TheOrangeCat

    Seriously Detroit?

    It's not big deal. But. That being said. If Nickelback is the best a city can do, they really do have problems. And, as they will learn to their cost. Never Again.
  22. TheOrangeCat

    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    Go home, little boy. You have failed again, as you do in every thread you troll, to justify yourself in anyway that would even merit the attention of anyone over the age of 13. You have every right to your opinions and, to express them any way you want: but you constantly step beyond your...
  23. TheOrangeCat

    Is a 18-year old woman too young to perform in pornographic images?

    Naively take a cum shot to the face, or take a bullet to the head with some training ...this is an ethical razor's edge
  24. TheOrangeCat

    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    Ah, the classic descent from the specific to the generic, and in insult form. My apologies. I branded you a Dr. Phil kinda guy. This was an error of perception on my part. You are clearly a Montel or Jerry Springer (key) demographic. If you'd care to highlight any section, sentence or even...
  25. TheOrangeCat

    Petra! Roald Is Having Sex With The Servers Again!

    It fucks everything up. Just like Roald '1bps' Reipen .. :D
  26. TheOrangeCat

    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    This is reasonable, but she didn't do it as a celebrity, even though that is the auspice under which the school (read adults) may have found her. She did it as Marina Hantzis, who also happens to be Sasha Grey. But is was Maria who read to the kids. And First graders don't tend to ask...
  27. TheOrangeCat

    Totally and completely dissed, blown off, and disregarded thread. Official.

    Actually, he'd have to have done 'something' in a previous life. Unless you want to get into pre-560BC Hindu theology ....
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    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    Not an unreasonable point, but I'm pretty sure that portraying herself 'as some sort of role model' was not the intention. More like she's a normal, nice girl, who likes kids, wants kids and jumped at the chance to spend some time doing something nice, rewarding and carefree. I volunteer as a...
  29. TheOrangeCat

    Carmella Bing

    Yes! With ChristianXXX I do believe ....
  30. TheOrangeCat

    I'm watching...

  31. TheOrangeCat

    who is your best french pornstar?

    I had NO idea Melissa Lauren was French. However, I forgive her (:D ) Melissa Lauren.
  32. TheOrangeCat

    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    And what a fine, fine ass it is .. :D
  33. TheOrangeCat

    I'm watching...

    Me too. But I'm such a follower ..... baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :D
  34. TheOrangeCat

    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    Oh dear God, Junior. OK, time for dissection. That wasn't a deflection it was a 'reflection'. It's a pretty important and obvious difference. See, I simply took your moronic Grade Six logic and made it bite its own ass. You, helpfully, fell for the stink bait. My 'left wing agenda'? Hello...
  35. TheOrangeCat

    Is a 18-year old woman too young to perform in pornographic images?

    Oh phur-leese. Boot camp isn't social orientation and world view formation. Boot camp has but one aim: break the man and rebuild him to fulfill the purpose he is ordered to fulfill. Before the members of Camp Obvious all flock in - no, I am not comparing military basic training to...
  36. TheOrangeCat

    Totally and completely dissed, blown off, and disregarded thread. Official.

    Here's the bottom line: you're so pissed off, you'll never, ever trust her, even if she comes up with an Olympic Gold Medal standard explanation ... move on.
  37. TheOrangeCat

    Anytime!

    Anytime!
  38. TheOrangeCat

    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    Your wish is my command ... :hatsoff:
  39. TheOrangeCat

    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    Again, nice deflection - it was you that made the comparator. I merely parodied your idiocy. You are, at this point, essentially attacking yourself. Which is loads of fun. Kind of like watching a kitten attack its reflection in a mirror. This is typical of your posting. Make an asinine post...
  40. TheOrangeCat

    Trekkies!

    Ok, who'll give me $100 to pump this Vulcan until her logic explodes?
  41. TheOrangeCat

    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    You fail to perceive properly. But that's OK. It can be hard to see the obvious in the face of the obvious. My post is ironic, taking the logical progression of the previous poster's ludicrous posit to its even more ridiculous conclusion. Hence the ridiculousness of my post. Free hugs are...
  42. TheOrangeCat

    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    By your meter of ethical measurement, they are, Cookie Monster. So, according to you, it's Ok for people involved in the manufacture and distribution of socially harmful or ethically contentious products, (or the practice of professional killing and death dealing) to read to kids, just as long...
  43. TheOrangeCat

    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    Actually YOU were the one to make the direct comparison. Look at your post #92 According to you, drinks manufacturers are on a par with pornographers. So why not fast food manufacturers? One look at the health toll of fast food and its impact on society would tell even the stupidest of...
  44. TheOrangeCat

    How's life in Jinxyville??

    How's life in Jinxyville??
  45. TheOrangeCat

    Totally and completely dissed, blown off, and disregarded thread. Official.

    Bitches be crazy. End of fucking story. Also - sack up. :D
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