LeyaFalcon
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Omg. I don't even have balls and reading about this made me feel all weird and squirmy...it just sounds like it would feel really gross.
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Have you ever tried Swapping your Testicles around?
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Sam Fisher
Banned
I've been able to do just that ever since I was around 14. This is a more recent photo. Every woman I've been intimate with, except for one enjoyed playing with them.
When I was 12 I swapped balls with a kid who lived down the street. I haven't had any problems with these. 
Thank god you don't have balls.
it was his left nut being dragged over his right nut... he instantly went fetal and rolled around on the ground
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
I swapped mine with PK's once.
I got a refund.
I got a refund.
PirateKing
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And I was quite offended by that. So what if they were slightly worn and defective? You still got 3 for the price of 1.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
This is true, but only one of them was actually yours. And it was all wrinkly and covered in barnacles.
PirateKing
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Those are lucky barnacles. They improve your chances with the ladies.
Whatever, don't even think about trying to swap them again. I'm taking my balls to someone who appreciates them.
Who let The Admiral out of the sports section?
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Dammit. You could have said. I tried to scrub them off and ended up chaffing my 'flagship' ......
PirateKing
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You know what's good for alleviating that chafe? More barnacles on your junk.
Jesus Christ, get a room you two!
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
I'm dangling and dipping in the briny ocean next chance I get .....? In the meantime, I am gluing on bits of anchovy rubbed macaroni pieces in the hope they will fool the ladies.
PirateKing
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Anchovy rubbed macaroni: a poor man's barnacles.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
What's a brutha to do ....? :dunno:
