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  1. TheOrangeCat

    Trump, Pope Francis among Nobel Peace Prize nominees

    Anyone can nominate anyone for a Nobel. I'll bet you a whole groat Trump paid whoever his nominator was to nominate him. Without a doubt. - - - Updated - - - I'd rather have Bush. That's how fucking ludicrous and scary Trump is.
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    Who is sexier? Pick winning Babe vs a new Challenger

    Despite the gravedigging ;) Kim takes dick like a champ, so ... Kim Chambers or Nina Hartley
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    Dutch Police Training Eagles to Take Down Drones

    Hotel California will pretty much bring down anything, so yea - go the Dutch!
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    Is there a term for this?

    Pretty sure there's no porn-specific name, but generally, such a shot is referred to as low angle and/or wormseye view.
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    Hey guys! Kleio Valentien here, Ask me anything!

    Who does your ink? What's the next tatt, where and when? ;)
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    You ever play beat the clock while beating off?

    The photo of Lee Majors and plastic Mini-Me is the thing nightmares are made of ...
  7. TheOrangeCat

    Bob Elliott of Bob and Ray has died.

    You're right. Never did, but having just gone and watched a few clips, I am reminded very much of the heyday of SNL ... when it was actually clever and funny :hatsoff:
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    X-Files New 6 Episode Event

    Episode three was weak, BUT, it was also a perfect homage to the old MOTW episodes, filled with delicious Easter Eggs and reminding us that good TV transcends a cheesy script. I loved the first two 'canon' episodes
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    Hey Rey C., what's up with your girlfriend?

    He's right. The pioneers were naive, xenophobic, under-educated, ignorant, fundamentalist, evangelical moralistic fools running away from reality in the hope of redemption somewhere else. P.S I would totally let Michelle swallow my sausage ;)
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    Anybody Here Actually Like Hillary Clinton And Are Enthusiastic To Vote For Her?

    It sense the feelings of others! So, you're only a sociopath then ... how disappointingly pedestrian. Regardless, you should totally do a YouTube channel - I am so bored of Duck Dynasty; I need something new, and hilariously unaware of its own ridiculous mediocrity, in my life. :orangecat...
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    You ever play beat the clock while beating off?

    I bet you'd be aces at The Biscuit Game.
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    Eagles' Glenn Frey dead at 67

    There's a hell of a band forming upstairs though: Scott Weiland and Bowie on vocals, Lemmy on Bass, Dale Griffin on drums and now Glenn Frey on Guitar.
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    Oxfam : 1% richer than the other 99%

    Of course they are: 18 hours a day is far more reasonable if they want to be able to buy the shoes they are making for fat Western kids :D
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    Not Visiting Syria Again Anytime in the Forseeable Future

    Totally - school runs, bake sales, homework parties, sports days .... you name it, I did it: and loved every minute :D
  15. TheOrangeCat

    Will The 28 Redacted Pages From The 9/11 Report Ever Be Released?

    In brief: Yes and whoever has the most money. There, that was simple.
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    Istanbul bomber who detonated a bomb that killed 10 German tourist entered Turkey as refugee

    If he'd entered as a tourist or, on a full work visa, would that have made it better?
  17. TheOrangeCat

    Welcome to the “Anthropocene”, the ‘Human Age’

    Reading bad. TV, good :nanner::nanner: Lots of shows about tiny houses. That's what you need.
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    RIP Alan Rickman

    Goodbye Professor. We'll miss you.
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    The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi

    Oh Will E ... so, still pretending not to be Jewish then? Hitler did the same thing. Didn't work out so well for him. Jus' saying .....
  20. TheOrangeCat

    El Chapo recaptured

    Sean better buy himself a bunker and a good alarm system. Apparently El Chapo's crew like to skin alive those who have made them cross.
  21. TheOrangeCat

    Al Jazeera America Almost As Dead As Lawrence Phillips

    Unfortunately, far too many people can't tell the difference between an Arabic name and an Arabic terrorist. The latter may have the former, but the former are not necessarily the latter. Ah, well. Ellen has a new home makeover show too, so there's a lot of not thinking available. BTW -...
  22. TheOrangeCat

    Not Visiting Syria Again Anytime in the Forseeable Future

    Jail, sex change, no :D Ok, really - took time out to be a full-time Mr.Mom, now partying with the Petra over at Customs4U and .. no :D :D Did y'awl miss me? :orange cat:
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    Not visiting Europe again in the foreseeable future

    I hear good things about Germany. Well, in the 1930s and 40s anyway ... :D
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    Not visiting Australia again in the foreseeable future

    Strewth cobber, BMX Bandits was so bad, it was good. And, credit where credit is due, Priscilla Queen of the Desert contains some of the best comedy lines in movie history, including the classic line (as a transvestite climbs a hill): "that's all we need; a cock, in a frock, on a rock".
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    New Year's Eve sex assaults by groups of asylum seekers also reported in Finland

    Can you imagine? It'd be a short-lived rape-spree, that'd be sure :D
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    Not visiting Australia again in the foreseeable future

    So was Crocodile Dundee II and BMX Bandits.
  27. TheOrangeCat

    Hottest, Most Deliciously Fuckable Babes Over 60

    Olivia Newton John, peeps....
  28. TheOrangeCat

    Trump has silent Muslim protester thrown out.

    If a bigot directs that bigotry at another bigot, do we really care? Don't they just cancel each other out in the great Asshole Equation of Everything?
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    Not visiting America again in the forseeable future

    nec·es·sar·y ˈnesəˌserē adjective required to be done, achieved, or present; needed; essential. Hmmmmm. No. You need a modifier. May I suggest 'un-'? I'll agree on the use of 'enormous' though.
  30. TheOrangeCat

    Not visiting America again in the forseeable future

    Those averages are very misleading: health is run by the Provincial governments NOT the federal government. And like all governments, some are bad and some are incredibly good. To use a blanket countrywide average is NOT what it looks like on the ground as a consumer of those health services...
  31. TheOrangeCat

    Is Ted Cruz eligible for President ?

    It's all part of a secret Canadian plot to take over the U.S. We've taken over your comedy, now we go for the real joke: your politics :D
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    El Chapo recaptured

    Sean Penn. Narc. Wonder how long it'll be before El Chapo sends a few of his 'business executives' North to personally thank Penn for getting him captured?
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    Hillary Promises To ‘Go After’ Cayman Island Tax ‘Schemes,’

    I misread that headline. Disappointingly, the story is not that she is quitting after being exposed (again) as a duplicitous, mendacious hypocrite. She'll make an awesome President.
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    Not visiting America again in the forseeable future

    As a proud dweller of the Great White North, let me say this about Socialized medicine and citizen support programs. They fucking work. Yes, our global tax rate might be higher, but what no-one ever sees is the amount we get BACK at the end of every year, the amount of support we get for...
  35. TheOrangeCat

    Welcome to the “Anthropocene”, the ‘Human Age’

    You really need to stop reading.
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    Porn's Race Problem

    Are you interested now, or was this a one off thing?
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    Not visiting Australia again in the foreseeable future

    Not THAT Queen ... although, yes, she does.
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    Not Visiting Syria Again Anytime in the Forseeable Future

    It's terrible. All the taxi drivers seemed to have left on little boats and, those that remain keep shooting AK47s and blowing themselves up. Get your country in order, Syria. Or we'll send you mongo.
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    Not visiting Australia again in the foreseeable future

    They also filmed The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings in New Zealand. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert was filmed in Australia. I think that says everything that needs to be said.
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    Al Jazeera America Almost As Dead As Lawrence Phillips

    Best thread title I've seen in a long time. Al Jazeera was extremely competent at presenting balanced viewpoints of complex issues. A lot of decent journalists went there just because of that. I never noticed them pushing the 'Islamic' agenda. Far from it. Still, who needs insightful...
  41. TheOrangeCat

    Playboy Mansion Tunnels?

    I used to work for Heff. I never got to use the tunnels. FML.
  42. TheOrangeCat

    Not visiting America again in the forseeable future

    :D :D :D All good. And nothing wrong with locking horns ....
  43. TheOrangeCat

    Not visiting America again in the forseeable future

    Racists, misogynists, right-wingers, conspiracy theorists, stalkers, lurkers, jerkers and those incapable of logical argument be warned ... The Cat is back! :orangecat: (good to be back too, Just BC! How are ya?)
  44. TheOrangeCat

    Porn's Race Problem

    Well, it's good to see James Deen taking a stand for those (non-white) performers not having their rights respected. I wonder what his thoughts are on not respecting the right not to be assaulted and raped? Just curious. Jus' sayin ....
  45. TheOrangeCat

    Not visiting America again in the forseeable future

    Hmmm - someone who doesn't like somewhere (for whatever reason) is not going back. Seems like a win-win to me. Wisconsin's loss is .. no, wait. Ah fuck.
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