Not visiting Australia again in the foreseeable future

[sean miguel]

as long as mongo lives there. sure, he's anonymous but you'll just know. There'll be a sense of dread and suck in the air.

New Zealand on the other hand, if I were to be anything other than a proud American, it'd be a proud Kiwi. What a beautiful country. It's where they filmed Harry Potter.

 

[288gto]

as long as mongo lives there. sure, he's anonymous but you'll just know. There'll be a sense of dread and suck in the air.

New Zealand on the other hand, if I were to be anything other than a proud American, it'd be a proud Kiwi. What a beautiful country. It's where they filmed Harry Potter.

Australia has still muscle cars, cute, hot, sexy and lovely babes, and I could enjoy sitting on the beach with a cocktail somewhere in Sydney, except theyd rive on the wrong side. BTW Harry Potter sucks!

 

[sean miguel]

BTW Harry Potter sucks!

I wouldn't know; I've never seen it or read it. Thanks for the user review.

 

[Jack Davenport]

animus is dreamy.

 

[pool_hustler]

New Zealand on the other hand, if I were to be anything other than a proud American, it'd be a proud Kiwi. What a beautiful country. It's where they filmed Harry Potter.

Beware!
I've had two Kiwi GFs and both turned out to be certifiably insane!
not that that's necessarily a bad thing...

 

[mongo18]

Australia now has a new public holiday to celebrate this! It's called "National No Right Wing Extremist Wankers Day"!

 

[Jack Davenport]

Australia: The poor man's New Zealand.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

They also filmed The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings in New Zealand.

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert was filmed in Australia.


I think that says everything that needs to be said.

 

[Jack Davenport]

cheers

 

[TheOrangeCat]

cheers

Not THAT Queen ... although, yes, she does.

 

[Luxman]

Mad Max was filmed in Australia.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Mad Max was filmed in Australia.

So was Crocodile Dundee II and BMX Bandits.

 

[mongo18]

So was Crocodile Dundee II and BMX Bandits.

OMFG, you better not be talking shit about BMX Bandits. That movie was the greatest cinematic masterpiece in history and I'll fly over there and crush your nuts if you say otherwise.

 

[288gto]

OMFG, you better not be talking shit about BMX Bandits. That movie was the greatest cinematic masterpiece in history and I'll fly over there and crush your nuts if you say otherwise.

mad max was better, altho it was creepy

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Australia now has a new public holiday to celebrate this! It's called "National No Right Wing Extremist Wankers Day"!

I am sure girls there get naked on that day, I mean it's not an issue right?

 

[mongo18]

I am sure girls there get naked on that day, I mean it's not an issue right?

You can go out on your 18th birthday and fuck 3 prostitutes while drinking beer in front of a cop and nothing will happen. That's just life in a disarmed society living under an oppressive tyrannical government. Wish I knew what freedom was like.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

OMFG, you better not be talking shit about BMX Bandits. That movie was the greatest cinematic masterpiece in history and I'll fly over there and crush your nuts if you say otherwise.

Strewth cobber, BMX Bandits was so bad, it was good.

And, credit where credit is due, Priscilla Queen of the Desert contains some of the best comedy lines in movie history, including the classic line (as a transvestite climbs a hill): "that's all we need; a cock, in a frock, on a rock".

 

[sean miguel]

Mad Max: Fury Road. Gosh darn that movie was a visual tour de force.

And this thread was made in jest of course, if at mongo's expense. I've always wanted to visit Australia and his beer, three prostitutes and a cop illustration only adds to the appeal.

Besides, Rane and Lolita more than make up for mongo

 

[288gto]

You can go out on your 18th birthday and fuck 3 prostitutes while drinking beer in front of a cop and nothing will happen. That's just life in a disarmed society living under an oppressive tyrannical government. Wish I knew what freedom was like.

try our government

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Mad Max: Fury Road. Gosh darn that movie was a visual tour de force.

As long as we're mentioning films, I highly recommend this Ozploitation documentary. Sure was good.
http://www.amazon.com/Not-Quite-Hollywood-Jamie-Curtis/dp/B002I41KO6

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Also, when the heck is Romper Stomper gonna be on Blu-ray?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105275/