You ever play beat the clock while beating off?

[sean miguel]

Like if you have to be at an appointment, or work, or you're scheduled to testify at a trial and you have a bit of extra time you think to yourself "I bet I can rub one out."

So you pull out your phone and open your best of dropbox folder and furiously go at it. This isn't a leisurely edging session but a race against the clock with a purpose. You can almost hear Adam Sandler as that cajun dude in The Waterboy going "You can do it!" but then the visual just kills it so you pull up your pants and get going.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I usually try to see if I can rub one out before the flight attendant finishes her emergency instructions. You can get some funny looks at times but I don't see any sense in waiting until cruising altitude.

 

[Klojo]

When I'm in hurry, sometimes, yes.

But also when I get home from work or something and I'm feeling extremely horny. "Wow, I'm practically cumming now, wonder how quickly I can finish this."

 

[sean miguel]

Lol not Adam Sandler but Rob Schneider. Derr. And that makes all the difference.

 

[abejarano12]

Yes, More often that not its when I'm going to have company and they could arrive at any moment but I feel the urge to jerk off. So watch so porn on the phone and try to nut before I here a knock on the door.

 

[Klojo]

Yes, More often that not its when I'm going to have company and they could arrive at any moment but I feel the urge to jerk off. So watch so porn on the phone and try to nut before I here a knock on the door.

Haha, takes me back to the time when I was living with my parents. I would be jerking it a few times when they were away, but sometimes I was getting horny despite the fact that I knew they were going to be back soon, so I just HAD to wring another one out. Many times I saw or heard them park on the driveway and thanks to the pressure I managed to cum within seconds.

 

[DrakeM]

I've lived another variation on this - femdom timing. She gives you a set time to cum but doesn't tell you how much. Might be anything from 1 to 5 minutes. When time is up, you are done, even if you aren't done.

 

[sean miguel]

Just did. Carpal tunnel up in here I was going so hard.

gotta go.

 

[Sweet Nuvo]

I've lived another variation on this - femdom timing. She gives you a set time to cum but doesn't tell you how much. Might be anything from 1 to 5 minutes. When time is up, you are done, even if you aren't done.

Very hot! I like to get submissive guys to watch my JOI video on my site and try to time their cum exactly when I tell them to do it. haha

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Heck yeah! I use the Chuck Woolery-method of Punishing Percy getting back in front of the TV in 2-and-2 by the time the commercial break ends.

"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back."

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I bet you'd be aces at The Biscuit Game.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I bet you'd be aces at The Biscuit Game.

In his infomercial Fuckin' Tomfoolery with Chuck Woolery Chuck mentions playing this game with Lee Majors and William Devane as they were sitting in a triangle exchanging perspiration from their glistening feet while furiously beating their meat and hollering encouragement really trying to turn each other on in front of the home viewing audience.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

In his infomercial Fuckin' Tomfoolery with Chuck Woolery Chuck mentions playing this game with Lee Majors and William Devane as they were sitting in a triangle exchanging perspiration from their glistening feet while furiously beating their meat and hollering encouragement really trying to turn each other on in front of the home viewing audience.

The photo of Lee Majors and plastic Mini-Me is the thing nightmares are made of ...

 

[pool_hustler]

I usually try to see if I can rub one out before the flight attendant finishes her emergency instructions. You can get some funny looks at times but I don't see any sense in waiting until cruising altitude.

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Heck yeah! I use the Chuck Woolery-method of Punishing Percy getting back in front of the TV in 2-and-2 by the time the commercial break ends.

:1orglaugh