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That's what handguns are for. :facepalm:

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Give me the link. What do you want done with it? Or should I just play around with it and give you options?

They just showed good ol' JR on the sidelines of the KSU vs Oklahoma game in Manhattan, and it looked like he was talking to their backup QB. I knew he was a Sooners fan, but I didn't know he had VIP access to the team like that. Naturally, he was wearing his black cowboy hat. When I saw that, I...

Yes, I came across it many times. ;)

I didn't know what you were talking about until I checked SOTW. Meh.

Whenever one shows up on my doorstep it immediately gets put into the recycling bin. I have Google. I cannot remember the last time I actually used a phone book to look up something. I can look it up on my cell phone and even dial it from there. That's much easier. The only thing they're...

I saw on SC this morning that the Cardinals won the WS. Meh. Most of the people I know didn't bother watching any of the games. I know I didn't. I'm still amazed that a team that was ten games out with a month or so to play won it all. Just goes to show that anything can happen once the...

Yeah, this looks real intense. Group hug time? I'm sure that's really painful. :rolleyes: NFL players have to wear pads. If Ray Lewis hit people without pads on, they'd be dead. Hell, he ***** people during his off days. Send one of your little rugby bitches across the middle on him or Troy...

Didn't read the article, but the pictures made him look like a giant douche. I read that he was a knight. Did he own a suit of armor and joust on the weekends? How much ****** and pillaging did he partake in during his travels?

Rap is the correct answer. It's barely even music, it's just people talking over a beat.

Okay, let me make this easy: 1. Pause the video where you want. 2. Hold down the fn key and press print screen. 3. Go into an image editing software program (Paint will do just fine) and hit ctrl+v or paste. 4. Save the image to a location where you can find it. 5. Disco.

The Google machine is your friend. Catherine has some here: http://imgmm1.starnow.com/80/212680_2383471.index/

It depends. If it was a player from the opposing team, there's no way in hell they're getting the ball back. I don't want anything from them, and the ball won't mean anything to me. So it's going on eBay. Now if it was a Cubs player, then it's a whole different ballgame. I'll give the ball...

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There's a whole repository of links on surprise masturbation here: http://www.funnyjunk.com/1032831/Surprise+masturbation/ :hatsoff:

I hope you got ass fucked by a ravenous porcupine you Irish loving twit. :mad: And yes, they will likely lose.

I plan on being supreme galactic commander of the universe. Plan your weekend accordingly.

I'm meh towards cars and the girl is very meh. I'll take Bethanie Badertscher for $500 please, Alex.

****. Bud Light or Miller High Life. Why? Because they're cheap. I enjoy good **** as well, but the cheap stuff will always be my favorite. Fuck, if I'm having the guys over, we still go out and get a few cases of Busch Light bottles. And if you're at Wrigley Field with me, the only **** you...

Charlies Sheen is winning. He's a Vatican assassin warlord from Mars. Get on his level.

Nope, my avatar is merely wishful thinking. But that is my girlfriend in my signature. :D

Re: Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy She hasn't been relevant since Mean Girls, and this won't help her career either. I guess I've always secretly wondered what a red haired, **** whore piece of gutter trash has been would look like with her clothes off. Now, I guess I get to find out.

It's not that big of a deal, really. I just think that there's a clique in that thread who vote only for HB every week regardless of all the other nominees. It's just a popularity contest. Because of that, I chose not to participate anymore.

No ****. :facepalm: That would have been an awesome announcement... had they not ****** it a month ago.

No ****. :facepalm: That would have been an awesome announcement... had they not ****** it a month ago.

South Park is actually funny though. That parody... not so much. Watched a few minutes... meh. :facepalm: Side note: the link worked fine for me. You two need to upgrade your abacus.

Friday: Went to a sectional football game at the high school. They were obliterated. Saturday: Watched Purdue beat Illinois. Partied at campus bars afterward... acted a fool, nearly got into a fight. Good times. Sunday: Mowed the yard, cleaned the house, and did all the laundry. Prepared a...

It's called selling ***** or prostitution - every other God fearing generation of **** went through the experience, why should **** of today be any different?

Next year: http://www.thecubreporter.com/files/TCRimages/players/Pujols_Cubs_TCR.jpg :D

I read that in your aforementioned deep, menacing tone. Made me :D

I have a list of favorite OCSMs here. There is one person on said list.

You're probably not going to have any luck getting your siggy nominated at SOTW. I told HB that I did not want to participate in the thread and that he should disregard nominations for any of my work. Most of the people who post in that thread know this. And while I can't ***** you to do the...

The Saints did not run up the score. It's Indy's job to play some fucking defense, and they didn't do it. If you can't stop the run or the pass, you deserve to get embarrassed, and that's exactly what happened.

Wow, Indy was completely obliterated in this game. We could have had Jesus Christ at QB, and it wouldn't have mattered. Brees completed 89% of his passes. They've put up 62 points in the game. The Colts should have kept their defensive players on the sidelines. It's not as if they did anything...

In other words, you tried to and couldn't. Then you remembered that you positive repped me yesterday. You're not being the bigger man here anyway. I was justified and you know it.

I always give people negative rep. Why would you be an exception? :dunno: And I most certainly give it to people who call me a fag. What the fuck is that about? I may be an asshole to people, but I don't call people names. We're not in elementary school, grow up, ***. Plus, it's just rep...

At the end of Hail Fire at Mackey Arena for Purdue Men's basketball games, the crowd always yells "IU sucks" regardless of who the opponent is in the game being played. Fucking awesome. IB1MCBjNEso And of course Hail Purdue by the Purdue All-American Marching Band is my favorite sports song...

How do you tell sometimes? I dated a girl who cried during a Hallmark commercial. Yet, she shed no tears at the end of 2003 NLCS. Strange creatures these women are. :dunno:

Well, a Boilermaker QB will win tonight. I hope it's Painter, but I won't mind seeing Drew Brees win. Yeah. Congrats. He beat a winless team in overtime after Matt Moore gave them the game. He's not an NFL QB, and he won't be successful in this league. Ever.

Did you see his three incomplete passes? One should have been picked (he threw it at the defender), one was a horrendous overthrow to a back who was five yards away, and the other one landed twenty yards from any other player on the field. There's a reason he hasn't thrown more - he can't...

No offense or anything, but I liked it better when you didn't post as much, BC. You just make a bunch of pointless threads.

I'm watching the Broncos game simply because I enjoy seeing Tim Tebow ride the struggle bus. He's looked awful so far. I hope it continues. :D Go Fins!

Sophia Bush (Brooke Davis to my fellow OTH fans), FTW. (sexy, hot)

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**cough**bullshit**cough** So.. if you're engaged, that means I get to keep Autumn and Rachel all the to myself, right? #winning :D You now get one vagina now for the rest of your life. Way to think it through, pal. (seriously though - congrats, man.)

You mad, bro? :1orglaugh

Yes, because that situation plays itself out all the time in the real world. That's just a very disturbing idea.