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Fucking double post asshole, dick smack. Very angry face. [delete]

That's actually Dr. Phil dressed up in drag. Yes, his ass is very sexy.

Calvin and Hobbes for sure. I hope Santa brings me this for Christmas.

You claimed she was the answer to Rebecca Black, so what was the fucking question? What was the question, motherfucker? :mad:

Re: One, two, three, n****r!": Outrage over basketball cheer chanted by high school t Nothing like over playing the race card...

Note what college that's from. Of course it's fucking awesome. Boiler the fuck up!

Re: I'm still not convinced... Okay... well, since meteor doesn't seem plausible to you, what does? Maybe a space dragon lost his wings while fighting dwarfs in the asteroid belt and hurtled in to the Earth at light speed. How's that sound?

No, ****. :facepalm: I was alluding to the Munich Agreement. Never heard of her, but I'm a level 63 space ninja. Get on my level.

I clicked on this thread expecting to hear your demands for Czechoslovakia. Never heard of the Vette Nation Army, but good luck with that. :dunno:

Sorry, I have no idea how to get to the library, Pedro. :dunno: (I don't know what a pure-wool puckon is, but I'm assuming it's bad. Or Google translate sucks... you know, one or the other.)

I live in 'Merica. We speak 'Merican. The only reason that English is a global language is because of the United States. And it's time we received some goddamn credit for it. I can understand her just fine. I just don't like the accent, and I'm an asshole.

I'm incredibly shallow. There's no way I'm putting up with back fat. Hell, I don't even deal with chubby. Lose the weight or GTFO! Give me a girl who's thin, tanned, and toned.

You got something to say, ho? Get on my level.

I always say something along the lines of "I'm so sorry for your loss. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to call." I agree though, it's unbelievably awkward. There's really not anything you can say at a funeral that's going to make the person feel better. It's also awkward being one...

Holy fuck, I'd rather listen to Rebecca Black than that fat, stupid bitch you posted. She either needs to learn to speak American or stop making videos. It's hard to understand a goddamn word she says. Put Lucky back in his fucking cereal box and learn how to talk. ljbZKQIUZvM ^^ That is...

I'm a level 41 thief/assassin. So, if somebody feels like coming at me, I will shoot them in the face with an arrow and loot their corpse for soul gems and jewelry.

I'm an above average bowler. In fact, I shot my first 300 this past weekend at a tournament. Sadly though, one 300 game is good enough for third place in my ******. My younger ******* has 2 and my *** has 14. :mad: I've been bowling pretty much since I learned how to walk.

He might be a ******, but Ben is one tough motherfucker. I didn't think there was any way he'd be playing in the second half.

My ******* has Big Ben as his fantasy QB. I'm not going to say that I cheered when he went down but,... okay, I might have cheered a little. :o

Try the Google machine. That's always your best bet. I'd do it for you, but I'm not an enabler.

Sir Roger Moore [/thread]

Never visited the babes section before. :dunno: Boobs... Eww.

As long as they're not marching in step and trying to invade Poland, I prefer to just ignore Germans and their strange little culture...

Strippers and *******.

No? :dunno: I'm Ron Burgundy?

Hot cocoa with peppermint marshmallows. Yes, that's very gay. It's also quite tasty...

1. Spending time with the ****** 2. Buying gifts for my niece and nephew 3. ******** with friends while watching football 4. Relaxing at home with the girlfriend 5. Two weeks of vacation to enjoy Skyrim and The Old Repbublic

Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, and 76ers.

I don't have any answers on how to fix the educational system. I do know that every passing year leaves me more and more disillusioned. I'm not that old yet, but I remember when classes in school were meant to be challenging. I remember when you worked your ass off for a grade and even then...

I've watched my beloved Colts lose 12 games in a row. That wasn't really that much fun though. :(

Okay, story time. I'll keep it brief. Normally, after the pledge of allegiance and moment of silence, our principal has a message to relay to students and staff on meaningful days such as this. In the past, he has spoken about Pearl Harbor and the impact it had on our nation. For whatever...

You misspelled misspelled in the second sentence. I quit reading then.

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:dunno: ... He's not exactly new here. Brah has been around for over three years.

You're welcome. :hatsoff: I prefer asshole, but I guess we can roll with dickhead too.

A fake tree for sure. I fucking **** Christmas. So if I have to climb my happy ass up to the roof to put up the goddamn lights, then I'm sure as fuck not spending three weeks vacuuming up pine needles. I sprayed the artificial tree with Pine-Sol. Now it smells just like a real one. Get on my...

I like how you post your own avatar as an example of one that is perfect. Quite conceited, aren't we?

If I ever need a poorly photoshopped background that looks like it was done in Paint, you're my guy. :thumbsup: Doc & Patrick > You

I can honestly say that I didn't miss your posts when you were gone.

Translations: No, I was aware of his death. I watched some of the coverage on ESPN the day that he ****** away. I am a big boxing fan so I knew that his death occurred over a month ago. I'm a fan of boxing. I enjoy watching the old fights from the golden age of boxing as well as the new fights...

It appears that falhell receives his news via moth-old newspapers. :dunno: Or perhaps Smokin' Joe's passing just occurred in his universe. It's completely possible he's on another goddamn planet.

Nash and Del Rio should have a match together. It'd be a great time to visit the restroom or the concession stand. Neither one of them illicit any sort of response from the crowd. They don't get booed and they don't get cheered. Fans are completely apathetic towards both of them.

My actual girlfriend is Bethanie.

Uh oh, this thread took a wrong turn. Grab your horses and lances and meet in the lists. It's go time, bitches.

Visual representation: Bethanie Badertscher Mei-Ling Lam ^^ click photos to enlarge

Well... I mean... the Cubs win sometimes, don't they? :( Yeah, I guess you're right. But once we're eliminated from playoff contention (end of June), I'm much more apathetic when it comes to losing.

That happens about every year. I'm used to it. And at this point I'm rooting for a loss every week for Purdue football. The sooner Coach Hope gets the boot, the better. He's fucking awful.

Re: Socrates, the Brazilian football legend, dies aged 57 after eating beef stroganof Could have been worse... they could have ****** him to ***** hemlock.

Yes. When I'm mad, I generally don't want to talk about it. It's probably not even important, so it's not worth discussing. I don't need a woman to analyze the problem and offer advice. Just give me a few minutes to myself, and I'll be over it. Side note: I also get irritated when my favorite...