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  1. Ace Bandage

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    They're chanting MVP in Detroit while Stafford is being interviewed on the ESPN set. :facepalm: There's some guy who wears a #12 green and yellow jersey. I'm pretty sure he's the front runner right now. He's head and shoulders above everyone else in the league.
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    The 2011 MLB Thread

    Go, Brew Crew. That is all. Call them Nationals or call them Expos, they've never been relevant. Ever.
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    Biggest irrational fear?

    I'm somewhat terrified of having anything close to my eyes. And I mean anything. I can't wear contacts or put drops in my eye. My biggest irrational fear is that something is going to explode and it's going to get in my eyes. I wear glasses partly because my vision isn't great, but also partly...
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    Stereotypes about your country that REALLY are getting on your nerves

    :1orglaugh They may not be cowards but they definitely fucking sucked at war during the last century.
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 The creator of that siggy must be fucking awesome. Funny, I always thought yours were way too goddamn slow. To each his own I guess.
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    5/10
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    My Life is Bro

    :1orglaugh
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    any females wanna skype?

    FO is not a dating site. /thread
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Yikes, the Blackhawks' performance yesterday was were incredibly underwhelming. There's nothing worse than getting a big group together to watch opening night and then not even see your team score until the 59th minute of the game. Well, at least we had ****. Let's hope the offense (3rd in...
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    They took our jobs.

    He died of pancreatic cancer... I guess there wasn't there an app for that?
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    where are they now?

    Honney Bunny was in Pulp Fiction... not sure about the rest. :dunno:
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    What is your favourite band/artist from your particular country?

    Death Cab for Cutie The Decemberists The Shins
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    That Fitness Model

    ^^ I see what you did there ... and I like it. :D
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    That Fitness Model

    Sharon Tate? :dunno:
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    Who is hotter?

    Awesome. More dudes pretending to be sexy girls on the Interwebz. That never gets old. :*****: Instead of tits or GTFO, how about just: _UJqtlVZWww
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    What's new in GGW: Island Orgy Platinum edition?

    Nobody has watched a Girls Gone Wild video since 1998. Just sayin'...
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    Fish Out of Water - Hope Solo & Alex Morgan

    ^^ Dude it's just a commercial. It's only supposed to be 30 seconds. Really it's just a reason to watch Hope Solo and Alex Morgan.
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    are these tits saggy? perky?

    ^^ Aye, forsooth.
  19. Ace Bandage

    are these tits saggy? perky?

    I see not the tits of which you speak. :dunno:
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    Does my GF looks like Britneys Spears

    Demonstrative pronouns, FTW! :1orglaugh Awesome.
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    Does my GF looks like Britneys Spears

    This. Here's my girlfriend, BTW. :D
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    I'm Dancing in the Dark

    Hopefully, you have a brilliant disguise... :facepalm: idnJnjV_8rg&ob=av3e
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Yes, I do. Not that I think the Colts will win, but I genuinely want to see how well Painter (CP7) plays in his first NFL start. He had a couple decent seasons at Purdue - 3,800 yards and 32 total TDs in 2007 for example. I think that he's a capable QB and I hope he does well. This season is...
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    Fav scene ever??? Mine is wet food 3 scene 2 nikki sexx

    The rooftop scene at the end of The Departed.
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Aryka Lynne (click to enlarge)
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    Rate the signature above you

    6/10
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    Rate the signature above you

    4/10
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    Test Area V

    Vaguely... why?
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    Roseanne Barr: ****** Bankers...

    :facepalm: gramma = grandma. Fool.
  30. Ace Bandage

    What Would Happen if You Nuked a Volcano?

    Yes, Cliff, because detonating nuclear weapons inside volcanoes is at the top of every conservative politician's agenda. C'mon, man!
  31. Ace Bandage

    Roseanne Barr: ****** Bankers...

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. :facepalm: Time out. Roseanne Barr has a FO babe page, but soccer babe Alex Morgan doesn't? Really? She's fucking hot.
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    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    Fucking unbelievable. I went to every Purdue home game from 1998-2007. Never missed one. After tonight, I don't know when I'll go back, and I have free fucking tickets. A **** poor effort on offense. A **** poor effort on defense. An all all around ass beating from Notre Dame. It was fucking...
  33. Ace Bandage

    Baseball fan drops little girl for foul ball

    Okay, so what's worse - dropping your *** to catch a foul ball or screening your girlfriend and then bailing out at the last moment so she gets hit instead?
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    If the cruise ship you worked on sank.....

    Fuck being stuck with a porn star. Give me someone who can build a goddamn boat and get us the fuck back to the mainland. Why would I want to live on a deserted island without air conditioning, DirecTV, indoor plumbing, Internet access, or an Xbox? Having sex with a porn star would be great...
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    twitter

    Wall of text attacks with *****. ** Players attempts to block ******. Block unsuccessful. Wall of text deals 263 damage. ** Player dies.
  36. Ace Bandage

    The Moon Landings were fake. Seriously.

    Hmm... another troll posting controversial topics whilst using YouTube videos as his only form of evidence. My, my... we've never seen that before, have we? :*****: troll fail/10 Yes, if your IQ is slightly below that of swiss cheese, I'm sure you did find these conclusions to be very head...
  37. Ace Bandage

    The Moon Landings were fake. Seriously.

    I have some ocean front property in Indiana for sale. Are you interested? (Welcome back, WTC7.)
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    No, I love wrestling. I'm just not that entertained by WWE's current product, although I'm...

    No, I love wrestling. I'm just not that entertained by WWE's current product, although I'm starting to come around. Miz, Orton, and Punk are probably favorites from their current roster. Yeah: Attitude Era > Everything else. Ever.
  39. Ace Bandage

    Do you do a pointless job?

    I tell myself that I don't. Most days I don't believe it. :(
  40. Ace Bandage

    Sarah Palin: Being president could ‘shackle’ me

    Stewart nailed this one last night. Scroll down for the video. Four minutes of win: http://www.opposingviews.com/i/politics/2012-election/jon-stewart-sarah-palin-either-running-president-or-crazy Good god, she scares the **** out of me... fucking bat **** crazy.
  41. Ace Bandage

    Most bad ass starship

    The fuck do you know, Fry! :mad:
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    Most bad ass starship

    The Normandy SR-2, FTW!
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    Hot Damn.. FO is the BOMB!

    Your avatar and your posting history would suggest otherwise. Meh. That's a little bit better. I still need to see more effort though.
  44. Ace Bandage

    Sunny leone say about Vivid Experience in her Diary.

    Holy zombie thread post count spam, :batman:!
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    Well, have you?

    I saw Jesus being conceived. Figure that out.
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    Hot Damn.. FO is the BOMB!

    Your efforts at trolling here are somewhat pathetic. Could you try harder? I've yet to be entertained.
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    Firefox 7.0

    Is it just me, or have they been updating Firefox pretty regularly within the last few months? I'm getting a little tired of installing updates all the goddamn time. As soon as I update, my plug-ins don't work for a few weeks. Couldn't they just save all these ***** tweaks and release them all...
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