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O.J. ****** two people and went to prison for armed robbery and **********. I think he wins.

I was wondering how many of you guys still have X rated pics of your ex's? - Yep, they're hidden on an external hard drive with the rest of our pictures. Do you keep them while you're in a relationship with someone new? - I have pictures of a couple of my exes and a side piece too. Current...

Okay, I guess I see the logic - keep the weirdies in their own little area. Well done. Segregation is awesome.

Because she should be in the kitchen making sandwiches instead of hosting late night talk shows? :dunno: I jest. I've never seen her show.

Jenny Hendrix... how clever. :facepalm: I wasn't a huge fan. Purple Haze was fucking awesome though.

I'd take that over the girl he posted, that's for goddamn sure. And quit posting pictures. Nobody wants to see that...

Who rushes the field after they beat an unranked team? Yeah, Purdue does. :facepalm: C'mon, man! We beat the Buckeyes in a down year, that's nothing to celebrate. Beat them in basketball, then rush the court. That would be acceptable. As it is we just looked like douche bags...

Invite her out for drinks. Bring Rohypnol.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll lose your virginity one of these days. Maybe...

I was referring to her and Chris Brown. Get it, get it... one hit wonder. :facepalm:

I cheated on a girl with one of her friends. So yeah, the side piece already knew I had a girlfriend. She was not concerned. Bitches be crazy.

Stewart and Colbert, FTW!

You're just another attention whore. This thread is a perfect illustration of that. "Look at me, look at me, look at me." Stay or go, it doesn't matter. Members like you are a dime a dozen.

Been reading Ender's Game lately? To answer the question: No, I would not do it. And it's an implausible hypothetical anyway.

No, I don't believe in God. Growing up, I attended church for the first eighteen years of my life. I'm very familiar with the Bible and Christianity in general. I just never really accepted or believed any of it. Besides, Xenu sounds way more interesting than Jesus. Just sayin'...

Yes, Skyrim will be delivered tomorrow and will be waiting for me when I get off from work. Sadly, I have to fly out to North Carolina on Friday night and will be gone for the next four days, meaning I don't get to play it right away. I plan on drop kicking babies and shooting homeless people to...

This. Owned/10

White 1994 Pontiac Grand Prix

Rihanna

Yes, because calculations involving the order of operations are a frequent problem when one attempts to reconcile payments in a checkbook. And nobody does that anymore anyway. That's why we have online banking. :stfu:

All right, Ronnie, while you're granting requests, I'd like Sara Jean Underwood on my doorstep. Please and thank you. :hatsoff:

Holy two-year old video, :batman:! To me, Sasha has always just been really meh. (overrated, clap clap, clap clap clap - overrated, clap clap, clap clap clap - overrated, clap clap, clap clap clap)

Nope.

Caught The Breakfast Club on one of the movie channels last night. That one never gets old.

Not sure who she is, but her breasts are much too big for her frame... and I totally approve! :D

Everything works fine for me. :) But I reserve the right to bitch angrily about petty issues if they arise later. EDIT: Oh, the irony. :facepalm: Just had the same issue as Patrick whilst using the same browser settings.

My baseball glove. I think I played baseball every single day during summer vacation when I was in middle school. Sure, I had plenty of other toys, but nothing was ever used more than my old glove. Fuck, I miss those days. Not a care in the world. :(

7/10

Re: 30-Year-Old Woman Burns Down Her Friend's House After She Unfriended Her On Faceb My wife, Rhian Sugden.

That wasn't beary nice now was it? (Get it, get it... see what I did there? Eh, fuck you.)

Re: 30-Year-Old Woman Burns Down Her Friend's House After She Unfriended Her On Faceb

Yeah, the University of Wisconsin has been doing this for years. Doing it better. Doing it louder. Fuck, even the opposing team and fans do it when they play in Madison. It's epic. Yqr_cRmmBPM

Trolling fail/10 You can't even spell peace correctly, Jeb. :facepalm:

Did you **** up yesterday and decide to adopt the generic Conservative persona? I don't know which of your personalities I dislike more: Jeb Bush or the guy who creates meaningless threads. Fuck, that's a tossup.

I will stab you in the throat and bury your body in the woods if you ever speak such lies again. :mad: She's mine, dammit! Get the fuck away! **picks up sharp stick**

I neg repped you yesterday. Why did I not get insulted? :mad:

Yes, a fucking doctor can tell you what's wrong. That's what they get paid to do. Why would you go to a goddamn porn forum to get medical advice? C'mon, man! :facepalm:

No, not interested. I just listed one reason for declining.

I'm a Conservative as well. I just don't go around spouting off my political views. I find that behavior distasteful and obnoxious... sort of like the Tea Party. And it is possible to be a Republican and still enjoy The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. If you can't laugh at those shows then...

No thanks. I don't really want syphilis.

That's a satirical quote from a comedy program, Scooter. :facepalm:

Oh, for fuck's sake. :facepalm: We have Hellraiser's polar opposite now. I'm all for having political views, but goddammit, can you keep them to yourself? We don't somebody else running around professing the wondrous merits of their political affiliation.

Re: I'm Rachael & I'm new... please be nice ;-) Welcome! I'm assuming that you're going to want to be an OCSM (Official Checked Star Member). It lets everyone know that you're a model and it makes your user name pink so that you can be easily identified. If you're interested, talk to Petra...

A better question is: why would the pornstar want to see me jerking off? It's sexy when women masturbate. But dudes... not so much.

I was in a spare bedroom at a friend's house after prom. Yes, I agree, that's very cliched.

Michael Moore should hire someone to follow him around all day and slap his hands whenever his fat ass reaches for a cookie or piece of cake. That would create jobs.

Denny's :drool2: During college, when the bars closed at 3:00, we used to drive there (yes, probably a horrible decision in retrospect) for some serious breakfast food. Best hangover prevention ever. ...Grand Slam, FTW!

I'm married to Sara Jean Underwood, but I hang out here for the conversation and cheap coffee. Get on my level, brah!

I assume that if she really is your ex-girlfriend (:facepalm:) you obtained her permission before posting her picture online in a fucking porn forum? No, you didn't, did do? [/thread]

I changed my user name to Andronicus in May 2011. That was five months before you joined the message board. The only way you would know that I was Andronicus Ry is if you were previously a member here and opened a new account (probably after being ******). So, the real question is: who did you...