Search results

Chad Pennington was the highest rated passer in the NFL in 2002. He threw 22 TDs and only 6 picks. Brady was the 9th highest rated passer that year. He threw 28 TDs and 6 picks. The Jets also won the division that year, beating out the Patriots who failed to make the playoffs. By your logic...

I don't buy bananas. They taste like ass. The girlfriend eats them in cereal (fucking weirdo) and by themselves, but she never puts them in the freezer. Side note: I love banana bread. :dunno: My grandmother makes the best banana nut bread on the planet. Fact.

I live in a residential neighborhood. We like to leave the windows open, especially on days like today (75 degrees, sunny, with a nice breeze). And with so many people around, walking around naked really isn't an option. I'll ***** nude, but that's about as far as it goes. If the rest of you...

I see you TO, and raise you one giant vagina: LuClWeD9ouI Bernard Pollard (Boilermaker), FTW!

Reading the contest rules/10

That's not what jumping the shark means. And why put an apostrophe on porn stars? :brick:

What little credibility you had is gone. That's by far the most idiotic thing you've posted in this thread, and there was plenty to choose from. Cassell is fucking garbage. There's no way he would lead Indy to 14. This team was going to struggle to get to 11 or 12 wins this year even with...

^^ What the fuck does fantasy have to do with anything? All you're trying to do is minimize Peyton's statistical accomplishments because Tom Terrific doesn't measure up. Fact. And to suggest that Tom has been slighted his whole life is fucking laughable. Give me a break. He attended Micihgan -...

How often was Bush at the Ranch? Everyone takes vacations. The presidency is still a job, thus Obama is entitled to go on vacation like every other working American. March Madness costs employers 889 million dollars (look a reputable source - you should try that some time) in lost work every...

:*****: Every president does this to raise money. He doesn't exactly have time to go out and spend time fundraising. You know... that whole running the country thing comes first.

I have DirecTV for Sunday NFL ticket, the Big Ten Network, HBO, Showtime, and various sports packages. I also have Netflix. I don't know of anyone who just has cable anymore. :nono: Your Jesus would disapprove of that. Repent.

I never take anyone seriously when the only measuring stick they use for judging a player is championships. It just makes that person look like a fucking idiot. Dan Marino and Barrry Sanders are two of the best of all-time at their respective positions and never won a championship. Should we...

Spexy Ashleigh :thumbsup:

Quit being an ass. :rolleyes: The media makes this out to be some great rivalry. Sure, they want to beat each other when they square off, but I'm sure that if Peyton retired today, he'd ***** just fine on his piles of money. Trying to beat Tom Brady isn't really worth risking your life over. If...

Yeah, NFL records mean **** when it comes to quality of life after playing. There's no reason to risk further injury or paralysis just to try and win more Super Bowls. Honestly, I'd rather him keep his health than see him get hurt out there on the field. He's really only chasing Marino and...

Jayden Jaymes and Riley Steele both live in my spare bedroom. I can ask them some questions if you want me to. No big deal.

Yes, Indy will draft Andrew Luck and play him right away. Don't be surprised if #18 never suits up again. Word out of Indy is that this injury is much more career threatening than people know.

Sorry, I have no idea. Here's the full pic: http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/C/q/2/A/Cq2A/Untitled%20%2886%29.jpg

Speaking of gay, tell me this guy isn't hot. uLTIowBF0kE

Carrot colored felines who besmirch upstanding Cub fans.

jYa1eI1hpDE Plus, she just looks really hot here... :o

Being married to Erika Christensen. Just so much sex... I don't know what to do with myself. :D

[Dr. Phil voice]It ain't about you![/Dr. Phil voice]

I have McCoy and Matty Ice on my fantasy team. Get it together, assholes! You're fucking ******* me. :mad:

I **** all of you. Seriously. You all suck. New thread idea: Why everyone on this goddamn forum is inferior to me. LD is the keynote speaker/poster/fucktard. (this thread has derailed)

BBW = fat mess. Just sayin'... Can we drop the fucking euphemisms? (I love bitching about stuff in threads. I will continue to do so.)

Haha. :1orglaugh That might be the only win we see for a long time. SWMS is an FCS team. I didn't even bother going to the game this week. In fact, I had six tickets that I couldn't even give away to people. Purdue is pathetic and they will be for the foreseeable future. I'm ready for...

Maybe I'm just really shallow? :dunno: Beauty and a great body can mask intelligence and personality deficiencies.

I've been playing NHL 12 to get pumped for the season. I can't wait for it to start. It's not like I have any football to look forward to... Go Hawks!

I'm happy for them. Best, Stafford, and Johnson are a good nucleus of young guys on offense. And they have Suh who might just be the best DT in football. That's a fun team to watch. I usually watch the games with a group of 8-12 people. Every one of them has a jersey on (mostly Colts). I used...

Niners had the game in the 4th quarter and pissed it away. It's not a good day when both of my teams are on the losing end. I had my Garçon jersey on for the early game and my Willis jersey on for the late game. Neither fucking team won. :mad: I **** football.

8/10

If anyone needs me, I'll be looking for tall bridges to leap off. Cleveland? Really? Really? Really?

8. I don't watch porn that much. :dunno: Let's do Indianapolis 500 winners since 1960. Bet I get 'em all. So fuck you.

Must be thin, tanned, and toned. I can fix personality and stupid. I can't fix back fat.

Make sure you've read this book. Seriously. When the living dead return, don't say I didn't warn you.

I **** ND. I root against them every week. They could hypothetically face off against the Axis Powers, and I would still root against the Irish.

:wtf: Move your goddamn aborigine ass out of your straw hut and get with the times you non-technology using fucktard. If you're not downloading music and porn illegally, then the terrorists have already won.

Obviously the People's Champ is my all-time favorite OS5r54Xbn4Q Followed closely by the best there is, the best, the best there was, and the best there ever will be: ZMPaqt-PMkE And of course, my current favorite. CM Punk. Best in the world: PqUl6n92DJg Followed by my second current...

I've had the phone go off during sex. Neither of us bothered to answer it though. I guess if it was real important the person would keep calling. Plus, we're going to be done in ten minutes (moar liek 30 seconds - get in, get mine, and we're done) anyway. Surely, it can wait.

Watch any video with Angelina Valentine or Jesse Jane. Disco.

This one. But I was using it way before Isaiah Mustafa was doing swan dives and turning tickets into diamonds. uLTIowBF0kE

Can we blame Obama for starting the fire. Somebody had to do it, right? I mean, we didn't start the fire. It was always burning... :facepalm:

0/10 No image.

Yeah, cause GB isn't used to playing under pressure. :rolleyes: They only won the fucking SB last year. And if I remember right, their QB led to them to victory. The Bears QB, a giant vagina, sat on the sidelines and watched his team lose. Maybe the pressure got to him... One win for the...

Rachel Bilson :drool2:

No, I like having them off. That way I don't get annoying messages from n00bs like, "OMG, liek who is in ur avater, sex0rz!" And I think neg repped him again recently... Oops.

Oh boy. 17-0 in the first quarter, and Collins can't even take a snap without fumbling. This is going to be a long, long year. I'll still watch though. I guess I'll just be screaming at my television a little more than usual. We've been spoiled in Indianapolis for the last ten years. Every year...

Tell him to post it on my visitor wall. I don't know who he is though. :dunno: And why is he bitching to you? Is he a *****?