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I'm sorry, but that's funny. :1orglaugh Clearly, some folks in Washington are lacking a sense of humor. Gotta love The Onion though. Always good for a laugh.

Thanks! :D I just have impeccable taste.

Re: What you watching right now! ^^ Epic comeback. I turned the game after the 7th inning. It was 7-0. I had a buddy text me after the 8th inning to see if I was watching. I turned it back during the 9th and watched the solo, pinch hit shot with two outs. Unbelievable. I'll root for the Rays...

Yes, I do. As a matter of fact, I teach English. And while your spelling improved, your lack of capitalization and proper punctuation still irks me. Remedy that. It makes all of your posts look like they were written by a little school girl: liek OMG, i gots soooo much rep for posting...

Anytime one of my old Dell computers broke. Jesus Christ. Rather than customer service they should call it "wait on the phone for 90 minutes to talk to a representative you can barely understand who will offer only basic solutions to the problem all of which you have already tried 721 times...

You misspelled why in the poll. Really? A three letter word? And what's with all the rep threads? Were your drop kicked as a baby?

What? :o I'm still not okay with the whole Duke fan thing. But sexy, smart Cub fan trumps that. You're okay in my book. My parents live in NC so I'm used to the twang. I just didn't put that voice with your picture. No worries though, it's still hot.

Nobody I know would wish any malice on Bartman. That would be completely misplaced. What's always lost in this is that even if he gets out of the way, there's no guarantee that Moises was going to make the play. It's not like he was an above average fielder or anything. Who's to say he would...

The People's Elbow is the best signature move. Just saiyn'...

1. Pause video at desired time. 2. Hit fn key + print screen (on a PC). 3. Paste into photo editing software. 4. Crop, save, and upload. 5. Dicso.

There was an excellent documentary on last night on ESPN called Catching Hell. It looked at the Bartman incident and the '86 World Series with Buckner. If you ever want an in depth look at the play and analysis about what happened after it, check it out. Honestly, right after it happened, I...

Somebody went a little heavy on the retouching/noise removal/blending. :D I ***, I ***... please don't beat me.

I love the This is SportsCenter series of commercials. This one is funny and sexy and features Hope Solo and Alex Morgan(:drool2:). I would do dirty, unspeakable things to Alex. Fuck, she's hot. rFyoOT_7LQY EDIT: How does Hope have a babe page, but Alex doesn't? :mad:

Women should be in the kitchen making sandwiches. Then there wouldn't be any more drama. Is that the right answer? :dunno:

So... can I start shooting people who try to vote with fewer than five posts. Or at least poke them with sharp sticks?

Wow, unless she was drop kicking babies, there's no way I'd kick a scantily clad Rihanna of my property. Fuck, she's hot. And get over your goddam religion, you hack.

Re: What you watching right now! Catching Hell. Great ESPN documentary on the scapegoats of the 2003 Cubs (Bartman) and the 1986 Red Sox (Buckner). Fuck. I'll never forget that game 6. October 14, 2003. Five outs from the World Series. Will they get there again? :(

At a cross country meet. She was coaching one of the opposing teams. Specifically, she was coaching the team that was curb stomping the **** out of my team. And goodbye. :facepalm: Read the board rules, douche.

Sweet Jebus, Jon. :facepalm: I will never understand why some members take these contests so damn seriously. It's not like you're in the running for a prize here. I can tolerate most of your blustering and over the top affection for one particular female, but your behavior in this thread and...

Spexy, FTW! :thumbsup:

iPhone, FTW! Simply the best phone.

Agree to it. But steal toilet paper, staples, and ink pens to make sure you break even.

Oh, this should get good. Isn't there a rule against posting private information on the forum? Can we ban him for that? Or beat him with sharp sticks?

CCleaner. Cleans up unwanted files and invalid Windows registry entries.

No, nor were you missed by anyone.

I don't know what could be cooler than fucking fighter planes. In 2001, I went with a big group of people to the Rose Bowl to watch Purdue vs. Washington. Nobody remembers hardly anything about the game. What we do remember is the flyover before the start of the game. One of the five planes...

If someone's not getting eviscerated in the scene, I'm not interested. Entrails or GTFO!

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I'm sorry, I can't read anything you post. The sound of Peyton's awesomeness is just too goddamn loud to concentrate on anything. I know it burns you up that most people (including the ones on this board and per the article that I posted above) think Peyton is a better QB than Tom. Maybe one...

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No, such thing. I win or nobody wins. Draw a weapon to duel so that I may smite thee.

Sigh. It's just a user title. It changes every 10 posts or so. You didn't do anything wrong. When you get 10,00 posts, you get to make your own user title. Or you can use your My FreeOnes points and buy a customized one here. EDIT: Fuck you, Anders. You just post sniped the **** out of me. :mad:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=546321 Yes it has been posted, but Will never checks the board before he creates a thread. :facepalm:/10

I'd pay good money to watch his fat ass have a heart ******. Worthless piece of gutter trash.

^^ TLDR. Simple version: Manning > Brady [/thread]

Chelsea Dagger by the The Fratellis. ewvNCuyoYhY

Ugh, Ross-Ade is nothing like what it used to be. :( And it will be full of Irish fans on Saturday. I would definitely recommend eating and ******** before entering the stadium. Concession prices are fucking ridiculous.

Steak, baked potato, steamed broccoli, caesar salad, and a bottle of red ****.

:D I'm a Purdue grad as well. PU/ND will be one of the few games I go to this year. I went to every game when Brees was here, but my interest has significantly waned now that Hope is the head coach. I'm still a fan, but I'm not going to spend my hard earned money to watch them blow ass every year.

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Names of players or GTFO! I don't care about generic team jerseys. :mad:

I've always been curious about jerseys that people have. I always wear a jersey on Sunday or Monday during football season. And if I'm going out somewhere to watch a game, I usually throw on a jersey. If I'm going to Wrigley Field, Lucas Oil Stadium, or the Madhouse on Madison, I always wear a...

Ultimate Brady vs. Manning comparison Difference is minimal, but the Colts' QB is best, according to our five-person panel http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5819047 That is all. :thefinger

No, I had a normal *********.

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Alex Morgan (hot) > Hope Solo Just sayin'... Hope is hot though.

I have a Rose Bowl football autographed by Sir Drew Christopher Brees (#15) from when he was a Boilermaker. It's in a glass case along with my ticket from the Rose Bowl that year. This is my favorite collectible by far. I'll never sell it. I also have an autographed Colts mini helmet signed by...

Did anyone tell Tony Bennett that his career was a mistake? Untalented ass.

Yeah... no. There's never been a robbery our neighborhood. Ever. This is suburban Indiana, not Chicago. And if someone did steal my electronics, I'd take the insurance money I would receive from my home owner's insurance and upgrade all of the lost equipment. #winning