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  1. Ace Bandage

    Riots

    The line is, "I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." If you're going to quote Mitch, you damn sure better get it right. :mad:
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    MLS is The New No.3 Sports League in America

    The Indianapolis 500 draws 350,000 fans every year. Even if nobody attended the other eighteen IndyCar races, they'd still average about 18,500 fans per races. So average attendance figures for them have to be well over 20,000. I guess they're ahead of MLS too. :D
  3. Ace Bandage

    15 Year Old Boy asks Lindsey Vonn to Homecoming Dance

    Good for him. I guess all the attractive athletes were busy that day. :dunno: Now, if he'd pulled Alex Morgan, I'd be impressed.
  4. Ace Bandage

    If you could... would you?

    I would be Sara Jean Underwood. I would not leave the house for a week... way too busy playing with boobs and pussy.
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    MLS is The New No.3 Sports League in America

    Nobody I know watches the MLS. It's like watching ***** league baseball. If I want to watch soccer, I'll tune in to the EPL. Are MLS games even televised? And let's be honest, at best the MLS is the 5th most popular sports league in America behind NFL, MLB, NBA, and NHL.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Yeah, both teams are playing great offensively. Stamkos is a Hawk killer. I think he averages a hat trick against this team. Oh yeah, Lecavalier and St. Louis aren't bad either. Should be a helluva third period.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Damn, 6 goals collectively in 7:22 (3 in :65 for Chicago) during the second period between the Hawks and Lightning. No scoring in the first period, and then they started lighting the lamp like crazy. Great game to watch right now... if you're a Hawks fan. And it sounds like a good portion of the...
  8. Ace Bandage

    Sexiest thing a girl has said while sucking your cock?

    "I don't have a gag reflex. Watch."
  9. Ace Bandage

    What kinda outfit would really get you going?

    This... it helps that Sara Jean Underwood is wearing the outfit. This too.
  10. Ace Bandage

    For the love of god, can all the rep threads please be merged?

    I came here trying to find out why I lost so much rep. :mad: I plan on overreacting to the situation and creating an angry thread full of misspelled words as a way of venting my frustration.
  11. Ace Bandage

    Yeah, I agree. I was against it at first because it was so goddamn slow. But now that it's...

    Yeah, I agree. I was against it at first because it was so goddamn slow. But now that it's faster, I like it better. Definitely an upgrade. :thumbsup:
  12. Ace Bandage

    With a bazillion "tube" sites available online.....

    You want to have a discussion about the merits of tube sites that post stolen content? Yeah... that seems like a great idea. :facepalm: [/thread]
  13. Ace Bandage

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    ******** hot chocolate and watching the Blackhawks game.
  14. Ace Bandage

    how many members are going to leave freeones because of the new changes?

    You are my least favorite member. Seriously.
  15. Ace Bandage

    This is pretty fucking cool

    His face can be viewed straight on with only half of it there or from the prospective of a profile shot. It's not really that cool.
  16. Ace Bandage

    Your USERNAME

    Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus was one of his bloodiest and most violent works. I started using the protagonist's name for my Halo character when playing multiplayer system link way back on the original Xbox. The name sort of stuck, and I used it here. Yes, I'm a nerd. I'm okay with that.
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    how many members are going to leave freeones because of the new changes?

    I totally hated the board yesterday. :mad: But I think that was mainly because it was running slow and none of the goddamn buttons were showing up. I'm okay with the changes today, and the buttons are back where they're supposed to be. Plus, everything is running much quicker now. The new...
  18. Ace Bandage

    Poll: Did you serve in the military?

    No, but I did beat Call of Duty 2 and Call of Duty 3 on the highest difficulty level. Close enough... :dunno:
  19. Ace Bandage

    The new layout sucks ass. I don't like it. Not one bit. What say you?

    The new layout sucks ass. I don't like it. Not one bit. What say you?
  20. Ace Bandage

    The Official Occupy Freeones Thread

    Shifty, I would love to rep you for that, but I don't where the goddamn button is. :mad: And my demand is that BC be shot in the fucking face... and if necessary shot again. I don't want anything in return... I'm just really tired of his posts.
  21. Ace Bandage

    Problems, bugs, errors, etc with the new board - report here

    Where are the signature options located? I don't have one, and I don't see a link to where I can edit one either. I tried to get there from the edit avatar page, and I was told that I am not permitted to have a signature. :(
  22. Ace Bandage

    Rebecca Black (singer)

    Re: Rebecca Black's New Video Is Hot That's funny... I was thinking the same thing when I first clicked on your thread.
  23. Ace Bandage

    Holy ****... check this guy out.

    Can you go troll somewhere else? Jesus Christ, who let this guy back in?
  24. Ace Bandage

    Rebecca Black (singer)

    Re: Rebecca Black's New Video Is Hot Wow, Rebecca Black? Really? Last March called... it would like its meme back. :facepalm:
  25. Ace Bandage

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Excerpt from here: http://media.mlive.com/lions_impact/photo/10201655-large.jpg
  26. Ace Bandage

    skype jerk off buddy?

    Wait for the close. Wait for it... wait for it...
  27. Ace Bandage

    What is wrong with TV mow days I want the 90's so bad

    -Ob59hsRaFU I think Winnie Cooper was one of my first crushes as a *** growing up. Ah, nostalgia. They don't make 'em like that anymore.
  28. Ace Bandage

    What exactly ARE they protesting?

    I'm sorry, but what? As Ochocinco would say, "*****, please! That don't make no damn sense."
  29. Ace Bandage

    What exactly ARE they protesting?

    u70EYe4vy8U
  30. Ace Bandage

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    That was a real head scratcher. Vick threw from the 12 yard line, Jackson had it bounce off his hands at the 8 yard line, and the officials ruled it a backward pass recovered by Dallas. Really? The ball went forward four yards. It was reversed on review, but how the fuck do you screw that up...
  31. Ace Bandage

    How do you search the internet for stuff.

    Nobody is going to read that babbling mess you posted above. TLDR, brah. Learn to summarize.
  32. Ace Bandage

    Sig Problem?

    Qwerty has a fine ass signature! Damn that looks good...
  33. Ace Bandage

    What's the issue?

    You can't post links to sites that come up with all asterisks. Period. Those sites are ****** from being posted here. Most of the time it's because they post material from a website that isn't generally available for free. In other words, they're not charging for content that people are supposed...
  34. Ace Bandage

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Awesome performance today by Jesus. At one point he was 7-21 for 36 yards. I also saw where both of his turnovers were turned into TDs by the opposing defense. I'm sure all the fans in Denver were expecting this sort of performance when they were clamoring for him to play. Maybe next week they...
  35. Ace Bandage

    Suicide

    October 14, 2003.
  36. Ace Bandage

    Which TV character would you bang?

    Detective Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) from Law and Order SVU Alex Kelly (Olivia Wilde) from The O.C. Brooke Davis (Sophia Bush) from One Tree Hill
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    Awwww man.......Who Wants To Get High?

    Jesus fucking Christ, smoking weed, really? Are you 16? Grow up and snort **** like an adult. :facepalm:
  38. Ace Bandage

    Just saw some Jenny Poussin updates...(pic)

    Fuck, even her elbows are hot... great body. I'd like that delivered to my doorstep, please.
  39. Ace Bandage

    Best British City???

    There isn't one. Unless you imported it from your Yankee friends across the pond.
  40. Ace Bandage

    Taylor Swift thinking of suing over alleged topless photo

    I'm going to take a wild stab that Taylor Swift's bedroom, or the room of a ********* she might have dated, looks a little bit more luxurious than the college dorm room in that picture. Something tells me that she just doesn't pose nude for anyone, especially not douche bag frat guys. Why do...
  41. Ace Bandage

    Very nice and sexy woman

    What do you think about this woman? She's a fat mess. Do you like she? No, fat people are disgusting, and I'm incredibly shallow. Do you like too have sex with she? No. What kind of sex? The kind where you have sex with other people who aren't overweight. How big bra need she? A big one...
  42. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    4/10 Sort of... bland and distorted. Is she supposed to look like a Holocaust survivor with a boob job?
  43. Ace Bandage

    Olivia Wilde vs. Jessica Alba

    Olivia Wilde for sure. Jessica Alba peaked in 2001. Olivia is fucking gorgeous. Oh, and here she is kissing Mischa Barton. Don't let that sway you though... f2bmf4uS45E
  44. Ace Bandage

    I Just Scored The Most Amazing Touchdown In Madden

    Show me a rugby player that can do this: Mario Williams is 6’6, 295 lb, runs a 4.66 40-yard dash, has a 40-inch vertical jump, and can bench press 35 repetitions of 225 pounds. He's a fucking *****. Name me someone comparable to that.
  45. Ace Bandage

    Metal bands that cover other metal band songs

    :facepalm: @ BC Why don't you take a seat on the sidelines... maybe sit out for a few plays.
  46. Ace Bandage

    Nah Mufucka!

    Roofie her ***** and get all the free touches you want. #winning
  47. Ace Bandage

    Do you know any adult film performers in person?

    Bethanie Badertscher lives in my spare bedroom. Seriously.
  48. Ace Bandage

    I Just Scored The Most Amazing Touchdown In Madden

    The hits start at :55 x5xYeqH200Q c56ivW5R4SM Give me LT, Ray Nitschke, Dick Butkus, Ronnie Lott, Ray Lewis, Night Train, Jack Lambert, Jack Tatum, Deacon Jones, and Mean Joe Greene against any of your ten rugby boys.
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