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  1. Ace Bandage

    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    Unfuckingbelievable ending in East Lansing. Why did Bucky put the short, white guy in front on the hail mary . There's no way he was going to knock that ball down. Somebody needs to check MD's pulse right now. Great win for Sparty.
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    Remember that time when...

    Who the fuck is this guy?
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    You fell in love with a prostitute/pornstar...

    We broke up, remember. :(
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    You fell in love with a prostitute/pornstar...

    That would mean that she was deceitful. Unfortunately, I'm afraid I'd have to **** her for that. Gator don't play no ****.
  5. Ace Bandage

    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    Just saw that Bucky has a pick, safety, blocked FG, and blocked punt in their last four possessions. Yikes... hard to win football games when you play like that. Go MSU! I'd love to see Sparty pull the upset.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    All right. So I found the game on the Altitude Channel. :wtf: It's an Avalanche channel which means no Eddie Olczyk and Pat Foley, but I guess it will do. When I checked earlier, DirecTV told me that I didn't subscribe to that channel and thus couldn't watch it. Why it works now is beyond...
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    :mad: What the fuck, man! I've only been able to watch two Blackhawks games this year because it's not broadcasted in my area. I'm two fucking hours away from Chicago. However, I can watch Sharks @ Bruins, Devils @ Penguins, Sabres @ Lightning, Red Wings @ Capitals, Hurricanes @ Jets, or Blue...
  8. Ace Bandage

    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    Yeah, and we barely held on to win 21-14. :facepalm: Purdue had great success in the first half with the vertical passing game. So naturally, we had to go away from that in the second half in order to allow Illinois to close the deficit. The Boilers never had anything going on offense in the...
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    Rate the signature above you

    8/10
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    High fructose corn syrup propaganda commercials

    The day that we started replacing cane sugar with HFCS is the day the terrorists won. :(
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    Nominate Your October OCSM of the Month!

    Spexy Ashleigh
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    Favorite player in every pro sport?

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=420326 Current: NFL: Peyton Manning MLB: Starlin Castro NBA: None NHL: Patrick Kane PGA: Tiger Woods IndyCar: Graham Rahal and Marco Andretti
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    NFL in London?

    Yeah, well you're in the minority. When we get an EPL club, you can have an NFL franchise.
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    Naive/Ignorant STD/Birthcontrol Question

    Yeah, it strikes me as being about as real as Bang Bus, the Easter Bunny, or Jesus. In other words, it's all staged for your entertainment.
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    NFL in London?

    It's such a horrible decision to play the game in London. They don't like the sport, and they don't know the rules, thus they couldn't give a fuck about the game. Why are we even pushing it on them in the first place? Let them have their football and leave them the fuck alone. The NFL is the...
  16. Ace Bandage

    what do you people know about me?

    I've literally never seen you here before. Do you post in the talk forum very often? :dunno:
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    Who is the best pornstar??

    Yurizan Beltran, FTW!
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    LeBron James is the best basketball player in the world...

    Well, since the list consists of active players, His Airness is not eligible. Way to look at the article, Scooter. Find a toilet, insert your face.
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    NBA Commish "Plantation Overseer"

    If he was a plantation owner, then there wouldn't be any dispute going on right now. Plantation owners don't pay their slaves to work the fields. Nobody watches his show so this how he tries to get ratings. At least he's amusing. I wonder how many race cards he has left...
  20. Ace Bandage

    LeBron James is the best basketball player in the world...

    Yeah, I know. I hope you hear it all the time, especially when they're eliminated from the playoffs. :rolleyes: - That's what I do whenever someone tells me they're a LeBron or a Heat fan. I guess there's always room on that bandwagon.
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    LeBron James is the best basketball player in the world...

    He is the also the biggest fucking whiny douche bag in the NBA. That is indisputable. Fuck him and fuck the Heat. He's the main reason why I root for the other 29 NBA franchises.
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    Who is in your ***** sports team out of players who have played for the team?

    Chicago Cubs: 1B - Mark Grace / Frank Chance 2B - Ryne Sandberg / Rogers Hornsby SS - Ernie Banks 3B - Ron Santo RF - Andre Dawson / Kiki Cuyler CF - Hack Wilson LF - Billy Williams C - Gabby Hartnett SP - Mordecai Brown, Ferguson Jenkins, and Greg Maddux RP - Lee Smith and Bruce Sutter...
  23. Ace Bandage

    Racer ****** in Accident

    The first photo is Wheldon's car shooting over the top of E.J. Viso's car. The second photo is Will Power up against the wall with Wheldon's car on fire in front of it. If you watch the video, J.R. Hildebrand is the first car to go airborne. Wheldon is the second one, and you can see his car...
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    playboy??

    You could always just subscribe to Playboy... :dunno:
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    Racer ****** in Accident

    Could not agree more. When you have two of the most respected drivers in your series in TK and Dario telling people that it isn't a good idea to put 34 cars on a track at 220 mph and that it's a recipe for disaster, you'd think somebody might heed that. But no. They need ratings and they need to...
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    Racer ****** in Accident

    I watched the race today, and I didn't post here because I waited until the coverage of the event ended at 6:30. I know that we joke about death on here, and that we sometimes don't take it seriously. I do that just as much as the next guy. It's easy to play it off because the people involved...
  27. Ace Bandage

    Amber Heard vs Olivia Wilde

    Olivia Wilde all day. Oh, and this, FTW!: 8q7TmyV7lfk That's her and Mischa Barton. #winning
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    I **** those Brazzers ads

    Sorry, Feller. Can't rep you again, but good call. Evidently, a little hypocrisy is tolerable as long as it makes money in advertising.
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    When has it been hardest to support your team?

    Yeah, it's been a rough 103 years to be a Cubs fan. Purdue's basketball team also hasn't been to the Final Four since 1980. They have won plenty of Big Ten titles though (the most in the conference if you're scoring at home). I've seen the Colts win a Super Bowl, the Hawks win a Stanley Cup, and...
  30. Ace Bandage

    The official say something nice about an Admin thread

    You're a mod. I don't differentiate. :stfu: (not sure if serious, it's a joke thread, right?)
  31. Ace Bandage

    The official say something nice about an Admin thread

    PlasmaTwat is slightly more intelligent than a dead squid. Did I do it right? :dunno:
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    I've always been an asshole. We're not buddies.

    I've always been an asshole. We're not buddies.
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    FreeOnes Anders gets a Blow Job

    Pics or GTFO!
  34. Ace Bandage

    feet friday

    No, we get along just fine. That's just how we show affection. And I was trying parody Kanye West with the whole "Imma let you finish but..." Clearly, I've failed. :facepalm: I'll just fly away now... :sad face:
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    :1orglaugh I was about to post the same thing on your wall. That exchange was full of win...

    :1orglaugh I was about to post the same thing on your wall. That exchange was full of win though. :clap:
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    I'm engaged.

    I don't know either, but it sounded like he body slammed the **** out of you. Check in, brah!
  37. Ace Bandage

    I'm engaged.

    Am I nothing to you now? :cry: You ****** our love fern. :(
  38. Ace Bandage

    feet friday

    I meant it in the "creepy guy who never had a real date" kinda way though. Does that make it any better? No, I think that sounded worse. Fuck. Um... well... sorry, I'm drawing a blank here. Uh yeah, Tess has some sexy hot feet though, right?
  39. Ace Bandage

    feet friday

    For fuck's sake, you're worse than M12. :facepalm: And I'm really happy for you GreenEyed, and Imma let you finish, but Tess Taylor has the sexiest, tattooed feet ever. Proof: :)
  40. Ace Bandage

    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    0Vyj1C8ogtE EuroTrip, FTW!
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    Rate the signature above you

    7/10
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    2/10
  43. Ace Bandage

    Tori Black VS Sasha Grey

    Which one would win in a jousting match using broomsticks as lances?
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    understanding human sexuality and sexual arousal

    Because you touch yourself at night. :dunno:
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    Best player in each pro sport today?

    I haven't consistently watched the NBA since Reggie Miller retired. He was my favorite player and the Pacers have been very meh since his departure. If I do occasionally watch an NBA game, it's a Bulls game. D-Rose is the best player I've seen in the handful of games I've watched, thus he's the...
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    Best player in each pro sport today?

    NBA: D-Rose MLB: Pujols (I can say this because he'll be a Cub next year.) NHL: Crosby NFL: The Sheriff Soccer: Irrelevant Tennis: Irrelevant PGA: Rory IndyCar: Will Power (Fuck Dario and his wife.)
  47. Ace Bandage

    Rihanna Named Esquire's 'Sexiest Woman Alive.'

    Good choice. I'd sell the rest of you into ****** slavery in exchange for a night with her.
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    Can you get an erection without touching?

    Remembering and replaying (in my head) some sexual experiences with various partners will occasionally do it for me. Most of those were with exes though. Is that bad?
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    what game are you playing right now?

    ***** Motorsport 4. Awesome fucking game. That is all.
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