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  1. Ace Bandage

    Have any of you posted porn of your woman on the internet?

    No, I'd never do it, not even to an ex. They have careers. Some measure of revenge is not worth ruining their lives if exposed. Even I have morals... somewhere.
  2. Ace Bandage

    Greatest lead vocalist in rock n roll history?

    Shannon Hoon Respect.
  3. Ace Bandage

    Problems, bugs, errors, etc with the new board - report here

    Yes, ****** and pillaging seems like a proportional response.
  4. Ace Bandage

    Problems, bugs, errors, etc with the new board - report here

    The graphic in my signature stopped showing up when I post. I'll probably overreact excessively if it's not fixed soon. Plan accordingly.
  5. Ace Bandage

    A Serious Question Part IX

    I participate in Toys for Tots almost every year. It's a simple way to make sure that less fortunate ******** receive some gifts at Christmas. But as far as giving money to specific causes, I never do that. Money can be misused by the people in charge, but presents are going to reach their...
  6. Ace Bandage

    A Serious Question Part VIII

    Well, I find your posts annoying. Guess we're even now. :cool: And if you thought this was a legitimately serious thread, you need to stop ******** the bong water. Did you even view the attachment?
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    A Serious Question Part VIII

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  8. Ace Bandage

    There's Hope for DWTS after all!!!

    I'm waiting for the ********* version of DWTS...
  9. Ace Bandage

    So, how's that working out for you?

    A Duke fan... I still heart you though, despite that rather egregious flaw. :1orglaugh
  10. Ace Bandage

    Michigan v. Ohio State

    You know it's a down year for the Buckeyes when my Boilermakers best them on the field and also finish ahead of them in the standings. :facepalm:
  11. Ace Bandage

    What does your breath smell like?

    Ugh, morning breath... **** and a Denver omelet. No amount of brushing from last night was removing that taste from my mouth.
  12. Ace Bandage

    Obama fucks up yet again!

    ^^ Every political thread turns into a **** storm because we can't discuss the issues like normal, functioning adults. No, no it has to turn into a bitch fest. And that's why we can't have nice things. :(
  13. Ace Bandage

    When BlueBalls Is Naked...

    The middle one.
  14. Ace Bandage

    When he or she is naked...

    Legs and ass for sure. Bedroom eyes are a plus too.
  15. Ace Bandage

    A Serious Question Part VII

    You are the only person who takes your threads seriously. For realz, home slice.
  16. Ace Bandage

    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    Boilermakers are bowl eligible... :facepalm: That means Coach Hope is going to be back next year. Fucking goddammit. :mad:
  17. Ace Bandage

    A Serious Question Part VII

    Just like owls, fake pictures are a complete waste of time.
  18. Ace Bandage

    Who Wears The Pants In The Relationship?

    We both do. Relationships are about give and take. Ha, that was good for a laugh. Of course she does.
  19. Ace Bandage

    Obama fucks up yet again!

    As much as you have in your bank account... so no more than $3.
  20. Ace Bandage

    This is pretty fucking neat!

    I have driven through WV on my way to visit my parents in NC. I did not detect any signs of intelligent life. Here's the best collegiate marching band in the country. Yes, they were the first band to ever break formation on the field. Yes, one of their former members was the first man on the...
  21. Ace Bandage

    lol, UGLYER fail!

    After viewing the posted pictures, I must agree with this statement. That is all.
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    Obama fucks up yet again!

    When did it become mandatory to thank fictional deities after a speech? Xenu didn't get any love either, but you don't hear Tom Cruise pitching a bitch. For fuck's sake, fine something else to harp on. :facepalm:
  23. Ace Bandage

    Go to strip clubs? Why not list the feature dances in your area on our calendar?

    Sorry, the only ********* that ever comes around here is Sir Drew Christopher Brees. And I'm relatively certain that he's not a stripper. Maybe in Indy... :dunno:
  24. Ace Bandage

    Anyone in here enjoy playing....

    Okay... well, can Jack retire too? I almost prefer the Jeb Bush *** toting, generic Conservative persona to this one.
  25. Ace Bandage

    This is pretty fucking neat!

    I'm just surprised that people in West Virginia possess the ability to play musical instruments.
  26. Ace Bandage

    Greatest Guitarist Of All Time

    Well, #1 was correct. Everything after that is debatable.
  27. Ace Bandage

    Anyone in here enjoy playing....

    Yes, I play it on my iPhone though. Side note: when did we start letting ****** users create new accounts?
  28. Ace Bandage

    The NBA Lockout is Over!

    :*****: And no fucks were given that day. I haven't watched the NBA since Reggie Miller retired. The only reason to tune in now is to watch Lebron consistently ***** in the playoffs. That's entertaining. I'll take college basketball all day every day.
  29. Ace Bandage

    Its a goddamned global catastrophe

    That sucks. Sad face. I would have sold some of my unwanted relatives into slavery in exchange for a night with her. Love the tats...
  30. Ace Bandage

    Favorite South Park Episode?

    Wow, you're a douche bag. :facepalm: 1. Scott Tenorman Must Die 2. The China Problem 3. Cartmanland
  31. Ace Bandage

    I love sport

    Boiler The Fuck Up! That is all.
  32. Ace Bandage

    I LOVE indian food!!!

    Wouldn't a more prudent response have been just to **** him and bury the body somewhere?
  33. Ace Bandage

    How to save the airline industry (topless pic)

    Not to throw a wrench into this completely comical and implausible hypothetical, but if you ban ******** from airplanes, you're going to lose some serious revenue from those who travel for the holidays or spring break. If families can't travel together by plane, then I guess they're going to...
  34. Ace Bandage

    Rate a username

    6/10
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    Spell Your Name

    Meh, I don't know that many porn stars so I included *********** and nude models as well. Deal with it. A utumn Resser N ikki Mitchel D iana Dagota R iley Steel O livia Wilde N ext Door Nikki I ga Wyrwal C ourtney Tyler U (None) S ara Jean Underwood
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    Rate the signature above you

    8/10
  37. Ace Bandage

    I am Iceman

    Pfft... I didn't make a thread when I changed my user name. Side note: You're allowed one free user name change. Everyone should immediately PM Petra and request to make a change. I'm sure she'd love to have hundreds of unread messages waiting on her when she logs in next time.
  38. Ace Bandage

    The new rep system

    Dirk is so vain. What a fucking ass hat...
  39. Ace Bandage

    I like your sig. That is all. :D

    I like your sig. That is all. :D
  40. Ace Bandage

    Moaning, Your toughts on it?

    This. :thumbsup: And guys should never talk in porn... even if their hair bursts into flames.
  41. Ace Bandage

    Nessa Devil's new tits

    Re: Nessa Devil - new bOObs What a shame. The implants she had before were already a little too big for her frame, and these just look awful. Way overboard. And what's with the lips? Permanent duck face is never really attractive. I guess this is just another example of how too much plastic...
  42. Ace Bandage

    SERIOUS TOPIC (because it's important) - human trafficking and slavery still exists

    Re: SERIOUS TOPIC (because it's important) - human trafficking and slavery still exis You lost me at sadly. I thoroughly enjoy human trafficking...
  43. Ace Bandage

    Beautiful eyes

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?15934 Miranda Janine (here).
  44. Ace Bandage

    pc help

    Translation: = :hatsoff:
  45. Ace Bandage

    Most Tarnished Legacy In Sports?

    Yeah, it's really hard to measure which is worse. What I don't understand is the people who say Joe Pa reported the situation to the people above him and should be absolved of any wrong doing. If you worked at a financial company, and you found out that one of your co-workers was sodomizing...
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