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http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/7318808/chicago-cubs-great-ron-santo-elected-baseball-hall-fame Of course he gets elected now that he's ****** away. It's a fucking ******** that Ronnie never received this honor while he was still alive. Forever #10.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. :dunno: So... here's a really annoying song that will get stuck in your head: Bg59q4puhmg&ob

It's really hard to like the Lions when they play this undisciplined and dirty. At least 3 unsportsmanlike conduct calls and Pettigrew just pushed an official. What a fucking ********. Does Schwartz have any control over his team?

She should be making some goddamn sandwiches not taking one from that guy. :mad: Who let her out of the kitchen?

Petra has hordes of lawn gnomes. Maybe she knows what the fuck is going on here. Side note: Goombas are awesome... Random/10

Cars do not pick-up women. Sense of humor, personality, and confidence do. I drove a 2005 Honda Civic, but I banged some very hot women. Get on my level, brah.

I believe that "has pulse, not engaged in sexual ***** scandal" is the main requirement for that honor right now.

Pimp and host was giving me problems, but it appears to be working now. :thumbsup: L3ggy just can't see it because he's a wolf.

Yes, I await the day that he posts something worth reading. Hell, I'd even settle for something that didn't make me want to poke my eyeballs out with a rusty fork. Baby steps. That's change I can believe in...

Wow, you managed to combine two hot button issues into one post and still create a completely uninteresting thread. Awesome job. :facepalm:

What's she bitching about? That's the most action she's had since Nam. She asked for the pat down so you know she wanted it...

No, she didn't. You have one fucking post, thus you didn't vote for anybody. :stfu:

WtIGwNEpZdE EDIT: Click the link to view. :facepalm:

That's not what Anders said, and he's the expert...

I'd like to see you become eligible.

Can everybody see my siggy now? I've been having problems finding a working host lately.

I prefer a smooth putting surface. I was never a fan of chipping out of the rough.

I see what you did there... and I approve. :thumbsup:

My dipshit girlfriend likes to play this every time the Hoosiers win (thankfully, that's not very often). It's infuriatingly catchy. Even as a Boilermaker, I can appreciate IU's history. And they do have some very fine women in B-Town. H8hdKnr7rpE

You ought to change your distorted and blurry signature. Christ, that's an eye sore.

What the fuck was that? I couldn't read the text on that page, but I'm relatively certain it called me Pedro and asked for directions to the library. :dunno:

You would be the expert on gay, wouldn't you, Sunshine?

Those three little words mixed with ******* are a great way to get the panties to drop. Just sayin'...

I already find UK folks completely detestable. Eating bugs wouldn't really lower my opinion of them anymore than what it already is.

I love lamp.

Are you doubting that I could hurl someone through a house?

Because we are conceited assholes with a sense of entitlement and arrogance which citizens of other countries find off-putting. And we are fucking awesome.

No, I do not, nor am I prepared to tolerate it any longer. The next goddamn person who asks me a serious question is going to get body slammed through a house. Don't fuck with me! :mad:

Eye candy below.. for at least thirty minutes until it gets deleted.

She also takes money from the Salvation Army bell ringers and steals pots of soup from the homeless shelters. During her down time she drop kicks babies and shoves elderly citizens down flights of stairs.

I know, right? People actually have to read my posts now as opposed to just drooling over hot girls... I feel for them. But for some reason, my siggy doesn't show up anymore when I host it at pimp and host. And they're the only site that allows up to 5MB graphics. So... until I find another...

You've always been small...

That's seriously fucked up. You crossed the line... :ban:

Troll harder, brah. :facepalm: Your threads are no longer amusing. I suggest finding a tall bridge...

You're a huge embarrassing failure bereft of any redeeming qualities. Sorry, that was too much... Hugs?

You have, a peg leg, scruvy, and an eye patch. I find you disturbing.

Wait, what? He had consensual sex on film, he didn't break the law, fucktard. Sure, it's not the most ideal past profession, but if he's a great teacher and a great coach, then this shouldn't be that big of an issue. Great undercover work by the media here. Nothing like ruining a man's life by...

Petra told me that I couldn't be a dickhead anymore. Sad face. :( But I dare not go against the dark lord, Cthulu... Thanks! :hatsoff:

Big Ten Basketball (clap clap, clap clap clap) Big Ten Basketball (clap clap, clap clap clap) Big Ten Basketball (clap clap, clap clap clap) Boiler Up! It's great to see the conference take the challenge. This is the only time (until the tournament rolls around) that I root for Sparty, the...

Yes, here's the link below: http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/I/j/A/P/IjAP/Rhian%20Alise%20%282%29.gif - click the link, and then select the address in the address bar and press enter in order to view the graphic. I can view the picture, but when it's set as my siggy (which...

<--- I can't constantly yell "fuck you" to all the members here, so my avatar takes care of that for me.

Only for you. And you must be topless. Ready, set, go...

Letting Dirk be a moderator would be like... letting a peanut farmer from Georgia run a country. Horrible, horrible, this idea.

Re: Stalin's only ******** who denounced his reign of ****** - dies in Wisconsin aged I had no idea Josef Stalin lived in Wisconsin. :surprise: Damn, the Red Scare really was closer than we thought.

Ideally, the OP and Jack have a duel to the death... and neither one survives. That's a world I want to live in.... change, yes we can!

^^ My red squiggly line tells me that disgruntledness is not a word. Use words already existing in the lexicon or GTFO! :mad: Quit stealing my lines you panda sexing whore. :mad:

I agree. But there's not a goddamn thing I can do about it. With most online contests you're going to have bullshit like this. I can guarantee that if voting was restricted to members who have been here for longer than a year, you'd see different results. Your beef is with the new members. I...

Permanent duck face is not a good look. Ever. Nobody needs lip injections. Nobody has ever looked better after receiving said injections. Whoever invented this bullshit should be shot, and if necessary, shot again.

The results of the contest demonstrate exactly why it isn't worth getting worked up over. When you get right down to it, winning doesn't mean a goddamn thing in terms of popularity on this site. But if you can get a bunch of new members to sign up and vote for you, more power to you. I'll...

Voltaire's angry glove.