Getting ***** tonight? AAA will tow you and your car home for free!

Mighty generous of them...


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If that ********* ends up flowing a bit too freely this New Year's Eve, AAA wants you to give them a call instead of getting behind the wheel.

That's because this New Year's, select AAA automobile clubs will offer up tow trucks as de-facto taxi cabs to provide free lifts home for people who say they've had too much to *****. And they'll tow your car home as well.

Triple A's '***** Tow' service is being rolled out in a number of communities to help prevent ***** drivers from taking to the streets on what is traditionally one of the most dangerous and deadly nights to be on the road.

The program has been offered around other *****-friendly holidays, such as July 4th, Memorial Day and even Super Bowl Sunday.

If you need to use it, just dial 1-800-AAA-Help and a truck will be sent out to your location so long as you're within 10 miles of your home.


Now there's no excuse to drive *****!
 

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