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  1. Ace Bandage

    How Does This Tool Get Her?

    He has money and probably treats her poorly. What more would a woman want out of a man?
  2. Ace Bandage

    Best Sports Rivalries?

    All you do is start threads that you consider to be new but are in fact old threads that have already been discussed here ad nauseum. You're just too fucking lazy to use the search function. From now on, when this happens, I'm just going to copy and paste my response from another thread into...
  3. Ace Bandage

    Sam Adams **** To Be ******

    I know as per a man law, we are not supposed to fruit the ****, but Sam Adams Cherry Wheat is one of my favorite beers. I highly recommend it if you like wheat **** or wish to be ridiculed by your friends for ******** it. I like idea about tending bar with the opposing team's jersey on in their...
  4. Ace Bandage

    Test Area V

    Thoughts? ^^ Discuss. Evidently DOA didn't like it because he's not using it. Sad face.
  5. Ace Bandage

    Stone Henge, Bath, and Canterbury (pics)

    You know the UK fucking blows when one of the main attractions involves staring at fucking rocks arranged in a manner that baffles modern historians as to its significance. Really? Don't you have anything exciting to do? Oh wait, here's another good one: let's go visit an old church. Nothing...
  6. Ace Bandage

    What is going on up in herrrrrrre!

    Welcome back, BB! :D Yes, what you noticed is the general permanence of suckitude that has enveloped this place lately. It's the reason that I don't post here that often anymore except to run SOTW. FreeOnes is just not a fun place to be right now with all these fucking douche bags running...
  7. Ace Bandage

    What are you watching right now?

    TBBT, FTW!
  8. Ace Bandage

    No Tebow Time for Kim Kardashian

    Having a huge ass and a reality television series does not make her attractive. Have you ever really looked at her face? http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.79579.1326980993!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/image.jpg No thanks...
  9. Ace Bandage

    No Tebow Time for Kim Kardashian

    Good for Tim. That ugly bitch has been plowed through so many times that you catch syphilis by talking to her. I'm sure that when he settles down it will be with someone who tolerates his beliefs but loves his money.
  10. Ace Bandage

    Thread for Sam Fisher's Bullshit

    Or hear that global warming is a farce. Thank Xenu that Santorum cleared that up for us. CFCs, deforestation, and inefficient engines for everyone!
  11. Ace Bandage

    A ******, her pornstar ******** - what is your take on it?

    Her *** just sounds like a lonely bitch. I'll bet that if the ******** sent over one of her co-stars to cheer up the ******, she'd be singing a different tune. Of course the ****** doesn't want her baby girl working in porn. But if that's the career that she chose, then she better start...
  12. Ace Bandage

    Major Scientists Confirm: Global Warming Panic Is a Hoax

    Oh, this is great news. Now we can throw out all the empirical evidence and scientific research that supports the theory of Global Warming because Rick Santorum said so. I was really waiting for him to comment on this so that I could completely change my belief system from one grounded in...
  13. Ace Bandage

    So I woke up completely fucked this morning.........

    He lives in the UK, dumbass. If you ask for an ambulance in the US, they send it regardless of whether or not your need it because you (or your insurance company) are going to be the one paying for it. But thanks for unnecessarily bashing our health care system anyway. I'm sure things are much...
  14. Ace Bandage

    Need Help Starting Life

    Student loans get you into college and help cover expenses. Sallie Mae doesn't care about your credit score, they'll give money to anybody. Go to college, live in the dorms, work a job on the side. Disco.
  15. Ace Bandage

    ...people know about F0

    Yes, I did that. :facepalm: Got any other bright ideas, peg leg?
  16. Ace Bandage

    Taylor Vixen / FTV Taylor

    Re: Taylor Vixen sneak peek Under Boobage!!!!! (pic) A picture that fucking hot deserves to be displayed correctly. Very sexy under boob. (click to enlarge image)
  17. Ace Bandage

    ...people know about F0

    This. The shirt is a lie. :mad:
  18. Ace Bandage

    World's Largest Cruise Ship, Oasis of the Seas

    The scale and size of the ship is almost unfathomable. It's six football fields in length and rises out of the water to almost 24 stories. Features a zip-line, a casino, a mini-golf course, multiple night clubs, several bars and lounges, a karaoke club, comedy club, five swimming pools...
  19. Ace Bandage

    Help find Price is Right Pushing Video

    That looks like Neil Patrick Harris. It was probably a lighthearted shove on a ********* edition or something. :dunno:
  20. Ace Bandage

    "Epstein" Passes Away

    Sweet Jebus, I was worried this thread was about Theo Epstein dying. I was about to be very concerned. But it's just that Welcome Back Kotter guy. Meh.
  21. Ace Bandage

    Is this a hot fucking babe or what?!!!?! (pic)

    Yeah... ditto on browser and OS. Video never plays. The girl in the picture is fucking hot though. Damn, I love me some British babes...
  22. Ace Bandage

    Nominations are OPEN! January 2012 OCSM of the Month!

    Jinxy. Just because she likes me more than M12. :D Sorry, Spexy. You've already won once... don't beat me up.
  23. Ace Bandage

    Do Any Girls Want To Interact With Sam Fisher?

    Yeah, somewhere there had to be a happy medium between banning everyone and not banning anyone. If a few months ago I had created threads like the ones we're seeing now, I wouldn't be here anymore. I don't get it... :dunno:
  24. Ace Bandage

    Do Any Girls Want To Interact With Sam Fisher?

    It's one thing to be a little more understanding in circumstances where there's a gray area as to whether or not any board rules were broken. It's quite another to just refuse to ban anyone on the board regardless of their behavior. This is a very cut and dry case, and it's a little...
  25. Ace Bandage

    Think you guys can help me find a look-a-like here...?

    This link works fine. Right click on it, click copy link location, and then paste it into the address bar. Hit enter. Disco.
  26. Ace Bandage

    Do Any Girls Want To Interact With Sam Fisher?

    I don't know, but he's ******** the board rule for bumping a thread more than one time in a twenty-hour period. That in addition to the blatant flaming in this thread, should be enough for him to be ******.
  27. Ace Bandage

    Guys plz help me

    They are located in the Netherlands. **Insert generic Dutch joke here**
  28. Ace Bandage

    lurkingdirk is a ******

    Wow, cool story, bro. :rolleyes: Who didn't know that already? Wait, hold on... breaking news! Somebody just tried to assassinate President Reagan! OMFGWTFSOPABBQ!
  29. Ace Bandage

    observe how you feel just before you go to *****

    I live with a girl. We are not married. We fuck regularly... when she's in the mood. I don't believe a single fucking word of your bullshit little bible. What else can I do/say to ensure that I end up in the fiery pits of hell? I really **** cold weather and snow, so a hot destination is very...
  30. Ace Bandage

    Why do people like Nascar?

    I've watched IndyCar racing (they frequently races on ovals) my entire life. Seriously, my *** started taking me to the track as soon as I could walk. Race day at the Indianapolis 500 is my favorite day of the year. It's by far the most exciting sporting event I've ever attended. I've been going...
  31. Ace Bandage

    Does anyone know anything about Gabriella Fox ??

    Unfortunately, she stopped shooting for Digital Playground in 2009. The last film she appeared in, Teenlicious, was distributed in 2010. There aren't any plans for her to return. I feel your pain, man. She was the only porn star I was really interested in, and she fucking left. :(
  32. Ace Bandage

    Was this blowjob for real??? LOL LOL WTF

    Nobody gets blowjobbed at a hockey game. :facepalm: Pantomiming it though is always funny.
  33. Ace Bandage

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Nyquil
  34. Ace Bandage

    Ex-NFL superstar Terrel Owens friendless, nearly broke

    I even cited my source... Wikipedia would be so happy. :D
  35. Ace Bandage

    Ex-NFL superstar Terrel Owens friendless, nearly broke

    Antonio Cromartie wins this contest. He fathered nine ******** with eight women living in six states. :facepalm: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/how_jets_big_daddy_goes_the_whole_GfZbp5YDG78i7laEsFtJIK
  36. Ace Bandage

    Trashley From PlatinumBBW.com

    ^^ lol @ your poor fucking taste in women. Raise your standards a little, brah. :facepalm:
  37. Ace Bandage

    What is your favourite team chant/song?

    Wrong, wrong, wrong! The Blackhawks rock out to this at this at the Madhouse: Q_zE8sm51ls
  38. Ace Bandage

    World's best driver ?

    Yes, and how many Indy 500s did he win? Oh yeah, that's right, he didn't. And let et me tell you, that eats him up every May. Smoke started out in open wheel, and if there was ever a race he wanted to win, it was Indy. Give me Anthony Joseph Foyt Jr. or Mario Andretti over him any day.
  39. Ace Bandage

    Another file sharing site get's shut down

    You just circumvented the word filter... :surprise: Where did I put my ban hammer? Such ***** will not be tolerated. :mad:
  40. Ace Bandage

    Does anyone here **** fags?

    People can choose which part of the forum that they visit. It's called for the curious for a reason: it doesn't apply to everyone. If people don't want to go there, there's nothing wrong with that. If you like the section, then post there. But don't try and convince everyone else to do the same...
  41. Ace Bandage

    Does anyone here **** fags?

    I **** these kind: lGZG2kx5vD8
  42. Ace Bandage

    Actual pic that made you throw up a little

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?578211-Trashley-From-PlatinumBBW-com&p=6411028&viewfull=1#post6411028
  43. Ace Bandage

    Trashley From PlatinumBBW.com

    If there are more pictures, may they be burned or lost. Fuck, do people find that attractive?
  44. Ace Bandage

    Ex-NFL superstar Terrel Owens friendless, nearly broke

    When it comes down to it, he's in this position because of his own decisions in life. Nobody ****** him to make those investments, nobody ****** him to buy all of those properties, and nobody ****** him alienate every single person he's ever met. He has nobody else to point the finger at other...
  45. Ace Bandage

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?227883-Test-Area-V&p=6414832&viewfull=1#post6414832...

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?227883-Test-Area-V&p=6414832&viewfull=1#post6414832 (post #708) I really liked that Simi gallery, so I just made one with her for now. :hatsoff:
  46. Ace Bandage

    Test Area V

  47. Ace Bandage

    How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex"?

    Re: How'd you react if your GF during sex said "Your Dick is much smaller than my ex" :wtf: What does that even mean? If a girl ever said that to me, I'd punch her in the ovaries. Straight shot, right to the baby maker.
  48. Ace Bandage

    World's best driver ?

    In IndyCar, lately it's been Dario Franchitti and Will Power. In NASCAR, it's Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon. Comparing across all disciplines is pointless.
  49. Ace Bandage

    What are you watching right now?

    Friends With Benefits Horrible, horrible movie... except for the scenes where Natalie Portman is in various stages of undress. Yeah, those parts were awesome.
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