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  1. Ace Bandage

    By what Standards are we going by in here?

    I love how everyone gets in a gigantic fuss over racism or anything perceived to be racist. It's really entertaining to watch.
  2. Ace Bandage

    The End of the TSA?

    Despite the relatively lax moderating of the board as of late, I'm relatively certain that I can't insult another member directly by calling them a fucking moron. Hence the roundabout way of addressing of Sir Worm. Got it now? Did I go too fast? I'm still not completely sure what your problem...
  3. Ace Bandage

    This is ***** ****.

    Yeah, but that's way more than the 140 characters allowed per tweet. You'd have to break it down into several related tweets to get your point across. Just sayin'...
  4. Ace Bandage

    The End of the TSA?

    I took the liberty of cutting your post down to the relevant parts. Sorry, it was only one sentence long. Do a me a favor real quick: ask the Worm if we should have any type of airline security whatsoever. Go ahead, ask him. I'll wait... He was the main person I was addressing in my post (after...
  5. Ace Bandage

    Ever gotten ***** and whipped out your penis in public?

    No, because that's public indecency and that's either a class A misdemeanor or a class D felony if you have a history of exposure. Sorry, I was brought up with morals and values.
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    Sounds good. Funny thing about smoking... until this past New Year's Eve I had never smoked...

    Sounds good. Funny thing about smoking... until this past New Year's Eve I had never smoked anything before in my life. Not cigarettes, not weed, and not cigars. I had a few friends in high school and college who smoked weed, and I've always known people who've smoke cigarettes, but I always...
  7. Ace Bandage

    Fried Pickles

    The furniture, light fixtures, and wall hangings for sure, but who photographs their food unless it's a badass looking sushi roll?
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    Dude, give me a date. I'll meet you halfway. I agree with you about the changes around here...

    Dude, give me a date. I'll meet you halfway. I agree with you about the changes around here. I'm not even really sure how it happened. We've always had douche bags, but the total number seems to be doubling daily now. I look around and the number of posters I like is far outweighed by the ones...
  9. Ace Bandage

    Fried Pickles

    Fried pickles with horseradish from Scotty's or Hooters is one of my favorite appetizers. Sorry, I don't have any pictures. Rarely do I feel the need to photograph my food... :dunno:
  10. Ace Bandage

    Yeah, what's that about? He was the only moderator I respected. So much for that. And I can't...

    Yeah, what's that about? He was the only moderator I respected. So much for that. And I can't neg rep him... his signature is too awesome. :D
  11. Ace Bandage

    The End of the TSA?

    Grope, no. Pat down, yes. Do you think terrorists would be above strapping weapons to ******** if we stopped patting them down? Oh look, your naïveté is showing...
  12. Ace Bandage

    The End of the TSA?

    I feel the exact same way. Right before the plane crashed, I'd take the opportunity to ask them if their opinions on airline safety had changed. I would also remind them that the TSA is a necessary evil in keeping passengers safe. And like any other organization, they are going to occasionally...
  13. Ace Bandage

    Bacon or Sex?

    In what fucked up and twisted universe would a man have choose between sex or bacon? That's just fucking wrong...
  14. Ace Bandage

    Have you noticed that Briana's lead has increased since Mariah started posting pictures? That...

    Have you noticed that Briana's lead has increased since Mariah started posting pictures? That makes me giggle...
  15. Ace Bandage

    Other geek porn stars??

    By other, are you implying that you yourself are geeky? If so, pics or GTFO! But if not... still pics or GTFO! You don't really have to post pictures, but your avatar is sexy. So I assumed larger pictures of you would also be sexy. It was in no way intended to be a crude attempt at...
  16. Ace Bandage

    Insomnia...its a fucking bitch!

    Are you playing the repeater? Are you playing the repeater?
  17. Ace Bandage

    For Adronicus and Jagger... and anyone else interested.

    Yikes. :surprise: Um... I didn't even notice that until he pointed it out. I guess I never really pay attention to thread titles. Yeah, that's still bad, isn't it? Fuck, I'm losing it. It's such an obvious misspelling. I should notice that. Sorry, I let the team down today, guys. :(
  18. Ace Bandage

    I wonder which porn star do i look like

    Oh, the irony... :facepalm: For fuck's sake, you do it all the time, Hondatard. Is it weird for you?
  19. Ace Bandage

    For Adronicus and Jagger... and anyone else interested.

    I've had several friends tell me the exact same thing. I plan on getting around to watching it now that football season is over. Cubs GM Theo Epstein is a sabermetrics guy too. I just hope he can be as successful in Chicago as he was in Boston.
  20. Ace Bandage

    Should I record the SuperBowl? Is it worth it?

    Wow, you really got 'em, didn't ya? :rolleyes: Douche/10
  21. Ace Bandage

    I wonder which porn star do i look like

    The first one that came to my mind was Matt Damon. Definitely pre The Talented Mr. Ripley Damon though.
  22. Ace Bandage

    Triathlon with sex

    Why does that even matter? You don't need to be able to compete in a triathlon to make a sandwich or vacuum the house. And that's all that they should be concerned about... :thumbsup:
  23. Ace Bandage

    VOTE for the January OCSM of the Month! WIN Points!

    I was interested as well, but I'm not as lazy as Dirk. So I looked on the first page of her posting history and found this comment: Not sure if that's what he was referring to or not. :dunno: Apart from degrading the entire contest I guess it's only that inflammatory if you're a webcam...
  24. Ace Bandage

    Would you live in California?

    Yes, they're great to look to at, but I don't need to live near them. I go hiking in the Smoky Mountains a couple times a year anyway. Tennessee isn't that far away.
  25. Ace Bandage

    Insomnia...its a fucking bitch!

    I always get at least seven hours a night. It's very easy for me to fall ****** when I'm tired. Give me a blanket and some background noise, and I could fall ****** on concrete if I needed to. During a rain delay for the Indy 500 a few years ago, I curled up on the ground under a grocery store...
  26. Ace Bandage

    Would you live in California?

    Fuck no. That would require me to leave the great state of Indiana. And that's just not going to happen. Where I'm at right now, Purdue, downtown Indy, Chicago, and the Indianapolis Motor Speedway are all within reasonable driving distance. Why would I want to be anywhere else?
  27. Ace Bandage

    Your facial hair?

    Clean shaven. I like to look professional. Plus, the girlfriend thinks the stubble/scruff look is hot, so I shave every couple of days to make sure it doesn't get to that point. What can I say, it's fun to annoy her.
  28. Ace Bandage

    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Love him. A defensive guy is what we need around here for sure. I realize that he had some great players to work with in Baltimore, but the fact that he's a defense first kind of guy is very appealing here in Indy. At this point though, I would have been happy with signing Big Bird to coach...
  29. Ace Bandage

    give me something new

    I would go with irritating and juvenile. But that's just me...
  30. Ace Bandage

    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Colts will cut Peyton and his 28 million salary, sign Andrew Luck, and use the remaining cap money to shore up the defense. We'll be contenders again in 2013, but the Colts will only win 6 games next year.
  31. Ace Bandage

    Unions to distrupt the Super Bowl

    I never said that he wasn't a troll, did I? I said that in this particular instance, he was not trolling. Just because Squally calls him out for trolling doesn't mean that he was. Sam posted about how union leaders were deliberately using the Super Bowl as a platform to protest the Right to Work...
  32. Ace Bandage

    Dreams You Remember After Waking Up

    I was a manager of a restaurant while I was paying my way through college. Every couple weeks or so I'll have a ***** that I'm working there again. I don't get it. I'll also ***** that I'm still dating my ex-girlfriend. I'm not sure what that says about my current girlfriend, but she would be...
  33. Ace Bandage

    Help me buddies

    18.94 :dunno: If you really want an answer, use the Google machine. I don't care enough to search for it myself.
  34. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    5/10 - why so tiny?
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    5/10
  36. Ace Bandage

    Unions to distrupt the Super Bowl

    They've been protesting the Right to Work bill on the Capitol lawn all week long. Unfortunately, that's the first thing I saw when I went down there for the Super Bowl fan experience. There were a few hundred people with signs and air horns making noise and just generally being obnoxious. One of...
  37. Ace Bandage

    Let's be honest.

    It doesn't really do any good to put an asterisk in there when you spell the word out in its entirety anyway. :facepalm: I also don't see how you made the leap from posting television bloopers to being racist, but whatever. As far as the video goes, you could probably create a compilation like...
  38. Ace Bandage

    2012/2013 NCAA Football Thread

    I love when Notre Dame starts the year ranked and then slowly drifts toward obscurity as the losses mount. That makes me giggle. And it's not like I have anything to root for this year. For some strange reason, we re-signed our head coach after a dismal 6-6 season. Call me crazy, but there was...
  39. Ace Bandage

    Super Bowl Plans

    Every year my *** has about 20-25 people over for a Texas Hold 'Em tournament in his basement before the festivities start. When people start to get eliminated, somebody volunteers to be the dealer in Blackjack and then we start playing that too. After the games are over, we eat way too much...
  40. Ace Bandage

    Best Film / TV Opening Theme?

    B409mw3mzI4 -Ob59hsRaFU
  41. Ace Bandage

    I'm like this all the time...

    http://xkcd.com/386/ What do you want me to do? Leave? Then they'll keep being wrong! Side note: any other xkcd fans out there?
  42. Ace Bandage

    What was your first ever album

    Cassette tape: MC Hammer - Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em CD: Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise :facepalm: Yes, that's very embarrassing. I'm glad that I later developed a sense of music. Clearly, I didn't have that in my youth...
  43. Ace Bandage

    Best Sports Rivalries?

    Gotta agree with Baill. Professional rivalries do not even come close to college rivalries. This Saturday, IU plays at Purdue in college basketball. My girlfriend and I (she's a Hoosier, I'm a Boilermaker) will be watching the game at different places with different groups of people. She'll be...
  44. Ace Bandage

    Intelligence Study Links Low I.Q. To Prejudice, Racism, Conservatism

    You're smarter than Dr. Sheldon Cooper? :surprise: I find that hard to believe. The racist part is very believable though. Not disputing that...
  45. Ace Bandage

    Best Sports Rivalries?

    Cool story, bro. I'll assume the rest of my points were valid since you chose to only respond to a couple sentences in my post.
  46. Ace Bandage

    Intelligence Study Links Low I.Q. To Prejudice, Racism, Conservatism

    I am a Conservative. As a general rule, I dislike minorities. I have a degree from a Big Ten university. And I'm just one example. The study is flawed.
  47. Ace Bandage

    Best Adult Movie?

    Good Will Hunting for sure.
  48. Ace Bandage

    Best Sports Rivalries?

    I love how Sam somehow thinks that his favorite team's performance in a given sport gives him some sort of superiority over fans of other teams who haven't had as much success. Congratulations, you jumped on the bandwagon. I'm glad there was enough room. His go-to move when he realizes that I've...
  49. Ace Bandage

    How Does This Tool Get Her?

    He acts like a fucking degenerate moron on television. He used to be a ******* addict. What part of his fucking worthless life is cool? The world would be better off had he succeeded in his suicide attempt. Fact.
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