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I'm so awesome that mine is in Latin. Get on my level, bro.

As I was walking up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish, I wish he'd go away.

Tell me the first three words out of this mouth aren't "Open condom star." And what's with the "hey, sexy lady" in English at about the 1:15 mark? When did that phrase become ubiquitous in other languages?

Yeah, and that schtick was old two years ago. Now it's just agonizingly retarded.

In your original post. you put bail not bait in the third link. That's why it doesn't work and redirects to a search engine. And at the very bottom of that site it says this: An approval process is in place to ensure that all content available is legal. So I guess that answers your question...

Yeah, the clichéd blond with big, fake tits is so rare in porn. How will they ever be replaced?

1. They lost the game he sat out with vaginitis. They went 8-8 the next year when he got hurt. Again. I guess that strategy paid off. 2. Todd Collins was the backup. They would have been better off sawing Cutler's leg off and then putting him back in rather than letting Collins play. 3. Peyton...

If she's good, maybe he'll share? :dunno: C'mon, you've been a wing man before, right?

Shhhhh... he's not asking for your opinion. Wait for Mariah to come in here and decide what the correct answer is.

It's call the "this is how we fuck because we're too goddamn poor to afford furniture" position.

Re: Fans Fundraising to make their ***** porn scene come true with favorite porn star

That's rich coming from a Ravens fan. You mad, bro? :1orglaugh Yeah, but most people just ignore you now anyway, so it wouldn't make a difference. Which football team are you following this year? Or are you going to wait until the playoffs start to decide that?

How the fuck is Kim Jong-il making music videos? I thought he died... :dunno:

I don't care if his fucking leg fell off. It's the fucking NFC title game. Get your bruised vagina back in the game and fucking play. Would Favre have sat out? Or Brady? Or Peyton? No, they would have been on the field leading their team, playing hurt. Because that's what great players do...

Awesome. :drool2: You won the Internet. And I'd like those in and around my mouth... And to everyone else... you're welcome. If I didn't ask for boobs, where would we be? :hatsoff:

Re: >>> Prizes for the up and coming 7 million posts guessing game! Starting August 2 Someone told me that a boob shot of Petra was going to be one of the prizes as well...

Twilight is one of the truly monumental works of literature in the course of human history. I would ask you not to ******* or demean its importance.

Gratz to HB for the siggy link! Signature girls are: Dani Mathers, Jennie Reid, Katie Carroll, and Megan Medellin Link: ht tp://fuskator.com/thumbs/788IIhC6B-/4+girls_babe_deffki_FFFF_playboy_shaved_teen.html (remove the space)

Damn, Mariah went for the throat. :1orglaugh That was awesome. Had that been a boxing match, they would have it stopped it. Stay down, M12, stay down! Low blow! Damn, the hits just keep on coming... When did it become **** all over M12 day?

The fuck is all this about? :dunno:

:1orglaugh Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. Q: What's the best way to give a woman an orgasm? A: Who gives a fuck.

Nobody gives a fuck who you think he is/was you fucking delusional cunt. Your act is old, and you're just fucking annoying. Kindly shut the fuck up, and find a tall building to jump off.

Cutler will always be the guy who sat out the end of the NFC title game. And I don't care if he wins five MVP awards and five Super Bowls, he'll still be a fucking pussy. And he'll still be a little crybaby bitch. And I still won't respect him as a QB or as a man. But I don't have to worry...

Thank you! :hatsoff: The girls are: Dani Mathers, Jennie Reid, Katie Carroll, and Megan Medellin

Welcome to Earth, you fucking cunt.

You almost made a post without mentioning dick size. It's a shame that needle dick douche bags such as yourself can't overcome your shortcomings. I generally don't have sexual intercourse with someone I ****. As a general rule, I tend to avoid those people. I've had angry sex after a fight...

I expect a win in week 1. The Bears are barely the third best team in their division, and their defense is old. Plus, they have a giant vagina at QB. I'd be more worried about him surviving Dwight Freeney and Robert Mathis. Luck will be fine.

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies! If I had to choose, I guess I'd go with Shawn. I'd pass on Missy even if she was eighteen.

Playing SWTOR on my gaming PC (yes, I'm a huge nerd) and occasionally browsing here on my laptop.

I wouldn't have a problem with it if they took the Black people out...

Yes... that's quite... shocking. :facepalm:

They all like to be ******... by Wayne Brady. And unexpected anal. Every girl loves that.

Wow, can you translate that? :facepalm: I have no goddamn idea what you're trying to say. I get that you're a White gangster, but your language and diction are baffling to me. And what's with all the fucking symbols? The board isn't censored, you stupid cunt. At least make your insults...

I love her posts. Call her abrasive. Call her outspoken. I just call her fucking funny. And she's dead right most of the time.

My ex-girlfriend used to cut it. Free haircuts helped offset her craziness. Now I go to a salon just down the road from me. It's a cheap haircut, and she's done in about ten minutes.

No clue. I believe the picture set is from Playboy. HB sent me the link to the gallery. I know the girl on the far right is Jenny Reid.

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This might be the stupidest goddamn thing I've ever read on this board. Quit ******** the fucking bong water. You're telling me that gay people are the reason that I find this body type (picture below) attractive? Really? I think not. (click to enlarge)

I'll take all four of the girls in my signature over that one that you posted. And I have no goddamn idea who Katie Morgan is. I honestly don't understand where your hostility comes from. Why do you get so angry when someone has an opinion different than yours? Some people like bigger girls...

I think 11 Super Bowl wins is a realistic goal for Andrew Luck. I'm ready for some fucking football!

Looks like Matt Damon to me. :dunno: I'll ask a moderator to move this to the proper ID forum. You'll get more realistic answers and fewer jackasses like me...

Congratulations, and you're supposed to post a picture of your boobs when you reach the one year milestone. That's like a law or something. Sure, it's not as great when they guys do it, but we really look forward to it when a hot girl does it. So... yeah, post your boobs. And call me, maybe.

I didn't commit to anything. :dunno: And what is a bones dick? Your post doesn't make an fucking sense. I'll take a girl who's thin, tanned, and toned over a fat bitch any day. Just because you have lower standards doesn't mean that everyone else does.

I don't like wide, bubble butts because they're usually attached to fat women. And fat people disgust me. It has nothing to do with fear. 1. You need commas to separate direct address. Otherwise, your meaning isn't clear. Example: Peace, homie. 2. Nobody has used the word homie since 1992. If...

There's not really any entertainment there. The comments posted in her chat and her reactions to those comments just makes this a very unsettling video.

In what world is she the hottest girl in porn? I don't even know who would be, but it's definitely not her. Back to the original question: No, I don't watch interracial porn because I don't like black people.

That's not petite, that's fun sized. Fucking Christ she's barely taller than the door knob. I'd be worried about accidentally stepping on her and ******* her. Sara Jean Underwood is a 10/10. This girl is not. And I'm sure you gained permission from her before plastering her pictures all over a...

Why are you going around to old threads and posting irrelevant bullshit like "nice website" or "sexy girls" in each one? If you have something genuinely insightful to add, that's fine. But what you're doing is a good way to irritate people.