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Giver her a Captain and ****. Roofie it. Alternatively, ********** and a VW bus. Regardless, finish like a boss. But don't use a condom. Let it be a surprise.

I would take Kate and Pippa over all the Kardashians. But to be fair, both groups are famous for being famous. Ideally, we put them in an arena and let them battle to the death. Side note: I've never agreed with the Worm on anything. Sign of the apocalypse I guess...

U mad, bro? In terms of amenities and appearances, yes. I will concede that The Cell is better. But in terms of tradition and atmosphere, Wrigley is several magnitudes better. Ask any real fan where they'd rather see a game. I can guarantee that most people would say Wrigley. And the Cubs will...

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There's a whole thread devoted to this topic. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?964-What-s-on-your-desktop-your-wallpaper This is the wallpaper on my laptop: This is the wallpaper on my gaming PC. And her tattoo reads: Only God could create something this perfect. Conceited...

This is the Cutler I remember: 7/19 for 70 yards and 3 picks. :eek:

If the Bears can't pass against the Packers, they're going to be in trouble when it comes to facing the rest of the league. Also, someone needs to send out a missing person's report for Brandon Marshall. Did he make the trip to Green Bay? Oh, how I do enjoy seeing Jay Cutler get knocked on his...

Maybe now people won't create those annoying posting milestone threads solely for the purpose of getting rep. If so, then this new upgrade just won the Internet. We only have one member bitching about rep. Surprise, surprise as to who it is... That's because your avatar is a dude. My...

Sara Jean Underwood is the correct answer. But since you allowed us to cast multiple votes, I voted for every model.

For all the other Star Wars fans out there:

But if everyone's rep power is 100, |-|0\/\/ |)0 \/\/3 |<|\|0\/\/ \/\/|-|0 411 73|-| 1337 /\/\3/\/\83|2$ A|23 0|\| 73|-| |*|20|\| $173? :dunno:

What? Jesus would not have been a Sith Assassin. What a n00b... :facepalm:

Would Jesus have gone with a green, yellow, or blue lightsaber crystal? Single or double hilt? I always pictured him with a green consular sage's single hilt lightsaber. He probably would have been a healer too, not DPS.

An elementary school trophy with angel wings? :dunno:

There's no contradiction in knowing that you wouldn't commit suicide but really hoping that you did. I hope the Cubs win a World Series in my lifetime, but that doesn't mean I actually think it's going to happen. Similarly, I knew you wouldn't **** yourself, but dammit I wish you had. Yeah...

Sad new about the King for sure. Let's hope he recovers quickly. And for all irritating, annoying **** Michael Cole does and says when in character, he was a true professional tonight. He was very concerned about Lawler, and I gained a ton of respect for him for how he handled the situation...

You're cute when you're... catatonic. :D

I can't remember the last time I was sick. ***** some fucking orange juice and quit bitching. And you can make all the goddamn rules you want in your original post, but it doesn't mean anything. You're not the boss of me. See, watch this: you're a miserable fucking cunt bereft of any redeeming...

Eggs over easy, FTW! At a campus diner called XXX they have The Drew Brees Special: Sirloin (medium rare), eggs over easy, hash browns with sausage gravy, and two buttermilk biscuits. Best meal ever.

Purdue QB Robert Marve tore his ACL. Again. So that means a whole season with Caleb TerBush and Rob Henry under center. :facepalm: Here's comes a four win season. FML.

That is a very succinct way of putting it. :******: I even had tears in my eyes during his post game interview. I hope he has a great year in Denver and continues to perform at a high level. But most importantly, I hope he stays healthy.

The Sheriff looked awesome tonight. :) It was great to see him play at a high level again. Big win for Denver to start the year.

Peyton doesn't look right in anything but white and blue. :(

Haha, that is awesome. :D

^^ That is epic. :1orglaugh A couple of my favorites: M06kTVwXUs4 wLxKSvkpE1Y&NR X5fYJcdEeiM

Looks like they smartened up. http://www.mercurynews.com/other-sports/ci_21500011/nfl-cleveland-browns-tribute-art-modell-canceled

Right, we already knew the previous boothbabe was just a dude playing a chick on the Internet. Now you're claiming to be a girl, but you're probably a dude too. Hell, you were probably boothbabe to begin with, but you got tired of people doubting your bullshit stories. So you created a new...

The Irish looked bad today because they are bad. Watching this game was so fucking frustrating I wanted to wanted to punch a hole in the fucking television. Danny Hope insists on starting and playing Caleb Terbush even though he's a fucking horseshit quarterback. He plays him for a quarter and...

So the douche bag troll who didn't improve the world by following through with his own suicide is now calling other people out as trolls? Get the fuck out of here, you miserable cunt.

You have no goddamn idea who Albert Speer is, do you? I weep for humanity.

Yeah, you sure had me fooled. You're a worthless fucking cunt. I wish you would have followed through.

Give Indy a couple of years to move on without The Sheriff, and they'll be right back where they were. Yell, Scream, Go *****!

It's simple. Women like that love things that are shiny and expensive. Buy her a necklace or a bracelet, and you're her new favorite man... Until someone else buys her something better. As much as you whine, bitch, and moan about race, you're always the first one to bring it up. If you didn't...

October 14, 2003. Top of the eighth inning. Before the team goes out to take the field, I'm going to threaten Alex Gonzalez bodily harm to his ****** members if he boots a ground ball during this inning. I'm also going to tell Mark Prior to not be a giant fucking vagina out on the mound. And...

Your tenuous grasp of the English language is appalling. I weep for your stupidity.

After watching both Purdue and ND play on Saturday, I think that you'll need to spot me about 127 points. And even that probably won't be enough.

It's football season, boys! Anybody else going to a game today?

I'm guessing the part of your post that says took the ****. The fuck does that mean? We speak 'Merican here.

They're different races, so I'm going with no...

First of all: So:

Yeah, community college must be a blast. Your stories are slightly less believable than Boothbabe's. You don't have to make **** up to impress people. This is the Internet. We're all finely chiseled and handsome here. Just try and fit in.

She has no business being anywhere near a football field when there are still sandwiches to be made. And she's only there to look pretty and ask the easy, softball questions. Female reporters never add anything of worth to the broadcast. I'll grant you that she's attractive, but she doesn't...

Wow, that was exactly what I was going to post. :(

If you can tell me which driver finished in the top five of the 1987 Indianapolis 500 but never made the race again, I'll give you an answer.

Man, I hope Sparty hangs on for this one. I'd root for **** Germany if they played Boise State. Can't fucking stand the Broncos.

Obviously it was a community college debate. :facepalm: Horny is the only correct spelling.

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There should be a strict limit of one Neil deGrasse Tyson reference per thread.

I'm okay with finding the people responsible for that and shooting them on sight.

Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside :1orglaugh