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Fuck her face? Sure.

I know, right? Why don't those fuckers who find him tell other people where Jesus was hiding so that they can stop looking for him. Jesus must be fucking great at hide and seek.

Still a 6/10. Picture is too small for 80x80. Wouldn't you like to know... :cool:

Still a 5/10 for effort. I don't like the pictures all jumbled together. I don't like the font. And there used to be a rule about not spreading the pussy on signatures, but evidently, we don't follow that rule anymore.

So I suppose this girl is unattractive because of her tattoos, right? :rolleyes:

Thread closed. This cannot be improved upon.

I'd like to see the Aurora Borealis at some point...

***** will be here in a couple days to continue posting. He's too goddamn self-important to **** himself. I'm surprised he's stayed away this long. Yeah, this is a serious thread, right? :facepalm: Just like all your other retarded serious threads? If you want to know about people on the board...

That's not his avatar. ***** is a fucking attention whoring douche so he doesn't get to have that avatar associated with him. That one belongs to Plasma. Would you mind jumping off a really tall bridge? Consider it a favor to humanity. Seriously, you're just fucking annoying.

Re: >>> Prizes for the up and coming 7 million posts guessing game! Starting August 2 I'll take five indigo tickets, three reds, and a Korean servant ******.

I reject your reality and substitute my own. This guy loves tattoos. :thumbsup: And seeing as how it's the girl's body, she can do whatever the fuck she wants to it. You don't have to like it because as The Great One says, "It doesn't matter what you think!"

Were you talking about his stamina in bed? :D

People who are serious about suicide don't talk about it, they just do it. Only attention whores and douche bags talk about doing it

Zombie thread, FTW! These two girls are both hot. I'm surprised that one is #winning by almost forty votes.

That's when I reach for a Gatorade. It's scientifically formulated to speed carbs and electrolytes back into your body.

She wouldn't let me post 'em. :mad: It's a shame too because we took some good pictures. And she had my dick in and around her mouth. Good times...

Evidently, your thread calling out the signature rules violations was deleted. Apparently, they aren't going to publicly acknowledge a relaxing of the rules. Makes me angry... :mad:

It doesn't make you a communist, it makes you a fucking moron.

You also believe the moon landings were a hoax. :facepalm: It must be really awesome on your home planet... wherever the fuck that may be. The thread title made me think of this, 90s FTW!:

He would be an improvement over most of the hotties he posts. Shimmy and I differ greatly when it comes to how me measure attractiveness in women. I believe breathing is the only attribute he cares about whereas I'm a bit more critical.

For the record, I would definitely bang her. I would dropkick several small ******** if it meant I got to be with her for a night. So much **** for the Cubs. :dunno: I don't get it. Who hates on a team that consistently blows ass every year? Where's the fun in that?

#Smash or pass? The redhead girl, not the dude. Her name is Morgan Smith if you're curious. Video: Picture Vote. Discuss.

This is a completely implausible hypothetical. I find the back story and setup to be completely lacking. Why am I near the border? Where did I get the extra money? Bottom line: I'm never going to Mexico. I'm never paying for sex. I'll take poor life decisions for $600 please, Alex.

5/10

Picture is too small... cant' really tell. :dunno:

6/10

When they seized the car, one of the police officers carried it to the impound lot...

Yeah, good call. Death is always a better option than biting the bullet and getting healthy. Darwinism at work. Clearly, you were not fit for survival...

I'm not a doctor, but if ***** is coming out of an orifice, you may want to seek medical attention. Just throwin' that out there...

Re: I've got 3 winners for the Chica's Place and Gloryhole Swallow Contest! Look insi Congratulations to me! Self high five, FTW! As for the rest of you... Sorry, good game. I'm an intolerable winner. Thanks to Petra, Chica, and Xenu. U mad, bro? Why u no boo other winners?

Are you suggesting that your lifetime experience of failing to pick up women helps you recognize when someone else fails as well? So you're so used to failure that you spot it right away? Good to know... :thumbsup:

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^^ Of your previous six posts on the last page, five of them expressed a negative opinion of Spexy. That's why everyone jumped your ass. It's one thing to make the comment once and have it stand on its own. It's quite another to state the same goddamn thing five times. You're not a fan, we get...

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I don't know why this thread turned into whining, bitching, and moaning about cam models and what they do or don't do, but it's fucking retarded. If you're not into what a girl is doing, then don't watch her. It's really that simple. There's no need to bash her on a public forum. Personally, I...

Re: Hottest Olympians Alex Morgan in body paint: (click to enlarge)

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One of our assistant principals is just stupid hot. It's hard to even look at her without staring. I would do unspeakable things to her if given the chance. That's fucking idiotic. I can't stress enough how much of a giant douche you are. Yes, I'm aware we're not supposed to name call. Your...

Re: Why is it that every single travel forum I see is like this in terms of race? (yu So, this thread was deleted and then restored? And what's with Revamp's reputation being in the green now? Looks like all of his negative rep was removed as well. I sent him some fresh red for insulting Briana...

Re: tumblr You can also find him here: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=26558615 Turns out he's looking for a relationship... :rofl2:

Why does every single goddamn thread you create focus on the mishaps of your friends or your obsession with penis size? I already knew what this thread was going to be about before I even clicked on it. You're so annoyingly predictable. Seriously, go have some new **** happen to you and then...

So much love in this thread. :rolleyes: I **** when people are angry and I'm not the main cause... :(

^^ Maybe with a tire iron. What's with the eye makeup, the haircut... and the general unattractiveness?

Chica's Place... because I never win anything. Ever. And that's a babe link now? Are we saying her last name is Place?

No, but one of my friends has, and it aggravates me. He even showed me the spot on the bed where it happened. Soaked through the towel they put down. Fucking dickhead. :mad: I'm going to roofie that girl one night just to see what it's like. She's just a side piece anyway...

This is an awesome idea. How often do you get to go out to dinner with a beautiful woman and have her pick up the check? Seriously, that never happens. I wouldn't even need a 4-star hotel. Just set me up in the Ho-Jo's and I'm good to go. I also don't see a disclaimer anywhere that says at...

^^ I'd pay money to watch you get attacked by ravenous wolverines.