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  1. Ace Bandage

    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    Tis okay. I've had reservations there for years.
  2. Ace Bandage

    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    ^^ You must have been away for a while. You posted this in last year's thread... :1orglaugh
  3. Ace Bandage

    NHL: Your team's goalie mask you would like to see worn during the games

    I always loved the one that Antti Niemi wore during the 2009/2010 Stanley Cup chmapionship season.
  4. Ace Bandage

    any one a cam girl?

    There are plenty of girls on here who cam. They can answer this much better than I can, but I'll pop off anyway. I can tell you that if she's just starting out, she's not going to make money right away. It's probably going to take some time. And it's not just about being on cam and flashing...
  5. Ace Bandage

    Are you really what you say you are?

    65%, moderately Conservative. You believe in personal responsibility, limited government, free markets, individual liberty, traditional American values. I don't have a problem with gay marriage, I do not want any religion in my government, and I am pro choice. So yes, I am moderately...
  6. Ace Bandage

    Go Redskins!!!

    Yeah, Cam Newton has a severe case of sophomore slump with a shot of ****-ant, asshole attitude to go with it. Get the fucking towel off your head, watch the game, and support your teammates. Carolina fans better hope this year is an anomaly and he returns to his previous form eventually...
  7. Ace Bandage

    Sharks in Floodwaters?

    The only land shark I'm aware of is served in a glass bottle.
  8. Ace Bandage

    Obama and Biden indicted by Florida grand jury

    It does say right in the article in the link provided that it's a citizens' grand jury. Why are we all giving plaudits to xfire for pointing out the obvious? It's not like he's some great detective. We all know that's not a thing, right? But if we're doing citizens' indictments, I'd like to...
  9. Ace Bandage

    NFL '12 Season Thread

    14 people tuned in nationally to watch the Chargers and Chiefs game. Seriously, nobody gives a fuck about this game.
  10. Ace Bandage

    Best teen moans???

    Wait, wait, timeout. You're asking for teenager like moans to listen to while you masturbate to pictures of jailbait (******** girls)? You sir are a special kind of fucked up douche bag.
  11. Ace Bandage

    Sharks in Floodwaters?

    The article title reads: Sharks in Floodwaters? Fake Hurricane Sandy Pics, but Still Possible Really? It's possible in the same way that an ****** by hordes of ***** space turtles is also possible. All the pictures are shopped. This shouldn't even be a story.
  12. Ace Bandage

    Country with the hottest porn models.

    It's probably not my first answer either, but it's a scientific fact that 'Merica is the correct answer whenever any question arises about the best country in any given category. Best Olympic Team? 'Merica. Best pickup truck and shotgun militia? 'Merica. Best cornbread and baby back ribs...
  13. Ace Bandage

    Who would you be, if you were in Firefly, on Serenity?

    You're not the boss of me. I do what I want.
  14. Ace Bandage

    Wild weather

    Cuba is a made up, fairy tale place... like Atlantis and South Dakota. Just another liberal conspiracy.
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    Who would you be, if you were in Firefly, on Serenity?

    I'd be all over River Tam the entire time. Just all up, in, and around her. Seriously. She wouldn't be able to go anywhere because I'd be humping her leg and licking her ass.
  16. Ace Bandage

    Asian Discrimination

    What if it was ******* to be stupid? That's a world that I want to live in.
  17. Ace Bandage

    At election time?

    Easy. Complete failure by FEMA and federal disaster aid. You know, the problem Romney is trying to rectify. That was sort of my point...
  18. Ace Bandage

    At election time?

    Yeah, nothing like completely taking something and twisting it until it no longer resembles what he said or intended. Romney's point was that when disasters occur, the states themselves should be in charge of relief first and foremost. They're in the best position to figure out what the...
  19. Ace Bandage

    Andew Luck or R.G. III?

    To each his own. I prefer QBR because it incorporates all aspects of the position, takes into account performance in pressure situations, and attempts to articulate how many points and wins the QB is responsible for. Just like I also prefer runs created, OPS, and OBP to more traditional...
  20. Ace Bandage

    Andew Luck or R.G. III?

    That's not QBR. There are two different rating systems. http://espn.go.com/nfl/qbr - Luck #7, RG3 #8 QBR in a nutshell: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6833215/explaining-statistics-total-quarterback-rating Think of it as Sabermetrics for football.
  21. Ace Bandage

    Andew Luck or R.G. III?

    Really? :facepalm: Right now AL12 is #7 in the league in QBR with RG3 right behind him at #8. Luck also has 4 wins on a horseshit team. Looks pretty close to me, Scooter.
  22. Ace Bandage

    Disney buys Lucasfilm; Star Wars Episode VII due out in 2015

    Luckily, with the impending apocalypse, we won't have to worry about ever watching these abominations. George Lucas, why you want to ruin my *********? :mad:
  23. Ace Bandage

    What are you listening to right now?

    T-Swizzle
  24. Ace Bandage

    Nikki Sexx Squirt Scene

    No. I reject your reality and substitute my own.
  25. Ace Bandage

    Question concerning Firefly... Help!

    You're dead to me. Good luck trying to ***** tonight.
  26. Ace Bandage

    Who in here is *****rdly?

    Insults are completely unnecessary and do not help your cause at all. If you want people to treat you like an adult, act like one. I understand that the word itself has nothing to do with race. I even alluded to that in my previous post. However, because of the pronunciation, many people...
  27. Ace Bandage

    Who in here is *****rdly?

    Gotta agree with Diva here. The story is 13 years old and was blown way out of proportion. It seems the only reason to bring it up now is to play on racial insensitivity. It's a word that should probably be avoided because of the negative connotations associated with it. Out of curiosity, what...
  28. Ace Bandage

    Question concerning Firefly... Help!

    From the Firefly timeline: http://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/9865/why-does-everyone-in-firefly-speak-chinese Side note: Summer Glau is ridiculously hot.
  29. Ace Bandage

    Obama- Made in the U.S.A. / Romney- Made in China

    Do you dispute anything I said? And no, I'm not in 8th grade, I don't have a Tumblr account.
  30. Ace Bandage

    Obama- Made in the U.S.A. / Romney- Made in China

    Yeah, because nothing says I'm not an ignorant sheep like quoting what other some people said when asked to name specific accomplishments of the Obama administration. I couldn't come up with any examples or evidence on my own, so here's what some other people thought. Substitute their thoughts...
  31. Ace Bandage

    Take this Quiz. You might be surprised

    I was not surprised...
  32. Ace Bandage

    birthday

    For your birthday, you win a date with the equally sad and pathetic Jsmoothpa. You also receive one of his award winning scripts as a commemorative memento. Enjoy.
  33. Ace Bandage

    2012 MLB Thread

    Theo Epstein said he was encouraged by the progress he saw this year from the Cubs. Really? Did we watch the same team? I could have sworn they lost 101 games this year. Where is the fucking progress in that? Oh, and they're raising ticket prices too. Because there's no better way to reward a...
  34. Ace Bandage

    Great pre-election tactic by the Right

    How'd you know? :(
  35. Ace Bandage

    Great pre-election tactic by the Right

    I live in Tippecanoe County in Indiana where this alleged voter fraud was occurring. It was not reported by any of our local papers (or the Indianapolis Star), nor was it covered on any television news broadcasts. Nobody I know received any such phone calls either.
  36. Ace Bandage

    Phoenix Marie work out

    Practice? :dunno:
  37. Ace Bandage

    Who has an ass as nice ass jessie rogers?

    Remy LaCroix
  38. Ace Bandage

    Hey ladies...how much would it cost me to do you?

    I'd give her the best 12 seconds of my life...
  39. Ace Bandage

    ***Free pussy pics*** Volunteers Needed For Download Speed Tests

    I would, but I have no goddamn idea what speed my ISP promised me when I signed up. That was like five years ago. And whatever it was, they lied. Fucking Verizon.
  40. Ace Bandage

    Black Louisiana woman set on fire, “KKK” written on her car

    Yes, just intentionally setting yourself on fire is evidence of a psychiatric disorder. She had a purpose though. And doing it with a motive to gain attention and publicity to frame a certain group of people shows her state of mind. She wanted it to look like a **** crime and did her best to...
  41. Ace Bandage

    2012 MLB Thread

    Damn, Verlander looked very human tonight. Two mistake pitches to the Kung Fu Panda and an RBI single given up to Barry Zito (and how about Delmon Young throwing the ball almost straight into the ground on the throw - the hell was that about?). San Fran is still carrying a ridiculous amount of...
  42. Ace Bandage

    Black Louisiana woman set on fire, “KKK” written on her car

    No, she deserves to be charged with false informing and sentenced to jail time. Behavior like this is completely inexcusable. I hope she's fucking miserable.
  43. Ace Bandage

    Do you like the "Bigger" Christina Aguilera? (pic)

    Yes, because naming yourself after a character from A Song of Ice and Fire makes your opinions much more credible. I would say that Christina is chubby right now. She's not fat, but she's not thin either. I prefer the earlier version of Christina myself - thin, tanned, and toned. (circa the...
  44. Ace Bandage

    Do you like the "Bigger" Christina Aguilera? (pic)

    She peaked in the Dirrty video. I would have done... dirty, unspeakable things to her back then. Damn, did she did have a great body! The current version is just meh.
  45. Ace Bandage

    The third and final debate

    I would concede that the President did win the final debate. Obama was far more aggressive than he had been in the past two. He also called Romney out on a couple of discrepancies and generally seemed to be more confrontational than Romney. Mitt seemed more conciliatory and even applauded the...
  46. Ace Bandage

    2012 MLB Thread

    Oh how I do enjoy watching the Cardinals get their ass handed to them. :D
  47. Ace Bandage

    The third and final debate

    ... I thought I made it abundantly clear in my original post that Obama was getting riled up when his record was attacked. I even mentioned him explaining the function of aircraft carriers. Not really a big deal. It just made me laugh. :dunno:
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