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  1. Ace Bandage

    Is Lucy Thai better than Charley Chase?

    At checkers. If they played checkers with old school rules and Charley was red, who would win?
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    What does FreeOnes do for members like me for their Birthday, you special members!

    Re: What does FreeOnes do for members like me for their Birthday, you special members I always wonder how sad and pathetic someone's real life must be if they have to constantly beg for attention on the Internet. For your birthday, eat a giant bag of dicks and fuck off.
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    Broken heart or broken bones?

    I've broken my ankle before. I'd take that over a broken heart any day of the week. Bitches be crazy, amirite?
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    Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday BJ?

    Re: Should I start working on my next script already a work in progress, before Bday There's your first problem. You wrote a fucking script for a porn film. :facepalm: It's just people having sex. There doesn't need to be a plot. I wrote a script too. Here it is: Get naked. Fuck.
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    Women in Sci Fi

    ^^ This. And what about Padmé Amidala.
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    VIDEO: Stalked On The Beach, Could I Say No?

    Nope, just respectful. If I was in their position, I wouldn't want to be bothered by people I don't know. And I wouldn't really be that interested in meeting an adult model anyway.
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    VIDEO: Stalked On The Beach, Could I Say No?

    Would I? If I saw Sara Jean Underwood on a beach, I'd tackle her. In all seriousness though, if I recognized an adult performer/model on a beach, I probably wouldn't say anything to them. That's just me though. I'm sure they enjoy their privacy, and in a setting like that, I wouldn't want to...
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    Should one nightstand be romantic

    I never could do the whole one night stand thing. :o The only women I've ***** with are ones that I've dated for a period of time. I feel like I need to know a person well before I can be intimate with them. Christ, that did not sound manly.... Guinness, cigars, and guns.
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    The Aurora Colorado massacre

    Tragedies such as this bring out the best and worst in people. No amount of money will bring back those who have died. This isn't a time for lawsuits or finger pointing. It's a time for grieving for the lost, caring for the wounded, and trying to help each other pick up the pieces. All you can...
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    Why is it that every single travel forum I see is like this in terms of race? (yup)

    Re: Why is it that every single travel forum I see is like this in terms of race? (yu You created the thread on a public forum. I'll post where I please. If you don't wish to receive replies such as mine, then don't post. I also see that you didn't find any instances of racism in my previous...
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    Why is it that every single travel forum I see is like this in terms of race? (yup)

    Re: Why is it that every single travel forum I see is like this in terms of race? (yu Please, find something racist in my previous post. I'll wait patiently while you look and will eagerly anticipate your reply. :) You're not asking for any advice, you're just using the forum as a sound...
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    Why is it that every single travel forum I see is like this in terms of race? (yup)

    Re: Why is it that every single travel forum I see is like this in terms of race? (yu Every single goddamn thread you create is meant anger and incite people. The fact that you are still allowed to post this fucking bullshit is staggering. This is why nothing you ever say will ever be...
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    2012 MLB Thread

    I think he'll end up going somewhere though. He'll be a free agent at the end of the year, so he could come back to Chicago if he wanted to.
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    Battle of the Sweethearts: Selena Gomez vs Taylor Swift!

    Because she's gorgeous. And she can sing. Taylor's songs are probably my biggest guilty pleasure. My favorite video: The fuck does Selena do? All I know about her is that she dates/dated that Bieber *** that everyone trashes.
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    Website offers "simple and safe" Alison Angel downloads. Is it safe??

    You don't want a virus or trojan on your computer so you want us to try the link instead? Get the fuck out here. If you want to legitimately get her content, go to her website. Any site that's giving it away probably isn't doing so legally.
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    Estimate the size of this guys penis?

    You can't work around the filter. Trying to do so will get you a meeting with a ban hammer. Just the pause the video and take a screen cap of what you want us to see. Then upload the picture to a hosting site.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I knew Austin was filming a movie and had prior obligations, but how do you not have something from him? Fuck, tape an interview with him, or go live via satellite. The Rock mailed it in for months when he couldn't be there in person. Why couldn't Austin have done the same thing?
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Did Vince Russo write the ending segment of RAW tonight? A heel turn for Punk and no Stone Cold? Where the fuck did that come from? How do you have a 1,000th episode celebration without the guy that put the show on the map? I'm the biggest Rock fan of all, but Austin vs. Vince was the greatest...
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    Battle of the Sweethearts: Selena Gomez vs Taylor Swift!

    T-Swizzle for sure. I really, really heart her. She's gorgeous. :lovecoupl If you don't vote for her, you're just being:
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Lita might have looked the best tonight. I'll give you that. Ryder (WWWYKI) making a GTV reference was awesome. Those secret behind the scenes clips were great back in the day. I always thought the G was for Goldust. :dunno: Goddamn, fucking Undertaker. The hits just keep coming. Where's...
  22. Ace Bandage

    If you love me, let me know.

    I don't want your penis inside me, that would be fucking gay. I just want it in and around my mouth... Wait, what?
  23. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Agreed. She looks pretty goddamn good. Not as good as Trish though... :tongue: Brock definitely dropped an F-bomb. I love it. And big props to Heyman for letting Stephanie beat him down.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    If that's all you're complaining about, they've done well so far. It's an angle they'll keep for a few months and then drop when AJ's act gets stale. None of the GMs are ever permanent. Come on, we've seen a DX reunion, JR, Foley, Hot Rod, Hacksaw, Bret Hart, and The Great One. I liked the six...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    :rofl2: Oh my god. They can end the show now. The joke about Mae Young's ***, a hand, being grown up was hilarious. I'd totally forgotten about the angle where she was supposedly pregnant with Mark Henry's baby and ended up giving birth to a prosthetic hand. Fucking genius.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Epic start to RAW. DX was great as always. I don't think tonight could be a disappointment with this many people coming back.
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    2012 MLB Thread

    Sounds like the deal to send Dempster to the Braves is almost done. It just hasn't been announced yet. Cubs are getting a highly regarded prospect, and the Braves are getting one of my favorite current Cubs players. :( He deserves to pitch for a winning team so I know why they're trading him...
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    who would you fuck?

    The brunette, for sure. I don't know who they are, but they all look like jail bait. Why don't you take a seat. What are you doing here tonight?
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    Post your top wtf videos

    Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me, maybe?
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    My Female friend is Torn between Two Guys. Who to pick?

    Why does every single one of your fucking posts talk about dick size? Seriously, you have a very unnatural preoccupation with the male member. It's very disconcerting that you can't make a post without mentioning it. As far as your story goes: Yeah, that about sums it up. Your story is not...
  31. Ace Bandage

    Which one is more sexier?

    More sexier is a double comparative. Just sayin'... And those three aren't the least bit sexy. Ever.
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    Which of these girls is hotter? (Pics included)

    I'm sure I was cordial the first 36 times I posted how to view the picture. After that though, I figured supercilious and derogatory responses would be more appropriate. If you disagree, we have an ignore function.
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    Demi Dantric Official Thread**NEW web site has arrived-DemiDantric.com

    This thread is full of win. Lots of sexy pics. Thanks for sharing! :thumbsup: Maleonetwo is sort of like a duck in the park. He knows you have bread (feet pics) so he's going to keep pestering you and following you around. But if you give him just a little, he's just going to want more and...
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    >>> New contest! Win a 1 month pass to Reality Kings! (earn myFreeOnes points)

    You have to buy raffle tickets to win. You can buy reds for 75 points, blues for 100 points, or greens for 150 points. PM Petra with the amount of tickets and what color that you want, and she'll tell you what numbers you have.
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    Redheads / Hot Red-Heads (no hardcore)

    Right now, I'd go with Leanna Decker. (click to enlarge)
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    Which of these girls is hotter? (Pics included)

    Obviously, the dipshit who refuses to capitalize anything probably doesn't have time to copy and paste a link. Is it apathy, or are you just fucking retarded? I timed it for you though. It took 2.6 seconds to copy, scroll up, and paste. You're probably too busy for that though, right? And...
  37. Ace Bandage

    2012/2013 NCAA Bask4etball Thread

    :facepalm: He evidently deposited some of his baby batter... My girlfriend is an IU alum. Everyone on my ***'s side of the ****** is an IU fan (6 IU grads on that side). I fucking **** IU. I **** that they're relevant again. I **** that they can recruit the fuck out of this state. I **** the...
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    2012/2013 NCAA Bask4etball Thread

    Didn't see a thread created for this. I searched and didn't find one. But we all know how much the search function here blows ass. I had a juicy bit of information that I wanted to share in regards to Purdue's program this year. A story should break on head coach Matt Painter within the next...
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    Which of these girls is hotter? (Pics included)

    Fucking Christ, it's not that hard to view the picture. This domain ******** Imageshack's TOS means that the picture cannot be posted on FreeOnes, but it's still hosted on the website. All you have to do is copy and paste the image location to see it. I hope that some of you just feign...
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    2012 MLB Thread

    ^^ You can watch the ceremony here: http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?topic_id=6003532&content_id=23128427 I know quite a few people who went to Cooperstown to watch Ronnie get inducted. I'm kicking myself now for not going , but I'll be watching live on simulcast. Respect and lots of tears today.
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    Did you enter to try to win an iPad3 from Gamelink? Winner inside!

    I heard that this is where we go to buy the raffle tickets for the next giveaway... :dunno:
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    The Art of Hating Cum

    Yeah, not really funny to me either. #7 in particular was very disconcerting. Dude, you try way too hard to convince people that you're female.
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    where to order this?

    ^^ Yes, it does. :facepalm: Right click on the link, click copy link location, paste into the address bar, hit enter, and.... disco! Here's the picture for those of you who are too incompetent to work your computers: I'm assuming the OP wants to know where to buy the outfit. Or he wants to...
  44. Ace Bandage

    Most. Important. Date. EVAR!!!

    I used to enjoy the vodkazvictim character. Now I just find him tedious. :( His earlier work was much more entertaining. All he does now is try to rival assari for most pointless, idiotic threads created in the shortest amount of time. Oh, how the mighty have fallen...
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    >>> New contest! Win a 1 month pass to Reality Kings! (earn myFreeOnes points)

    ^^ Wait, we're buying raffle tickets again. Awesome! I'd like a various assortment of red, green, and blue tickets. Preferably in amounts of prime numbers between 11 and 23. How many tickets are you drawing for a winner? Does each color get a prize? No, that's how we learn. It's like when...
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    Ipad winner.....

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    Ipad winner.....

    Aww, I like this guy. Can we keep him? :D
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    >>> New contest! Win a 1 month pass to Reality Kings! (earn myFreeOnes points)

    Are you some type of damn moron? Why in the fuck do you suppose there was a link posted to where you were supposed to send the answers? Would it make any goddamn sense for people to post their answers here where everyone could see them? No, that doesn't make any sense, does it? Quit ******** the...
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    Ipad winner.....

    You didn't win. Douche bags were ineligible. Read the rules.
  50. Ace Bandage

    Today in history...

    If you really believe that, then you're far more profoundly fucking idiotic than I had already given you credit for. Why don't you do us all a favor and play in traffic blindfolded. You're clearly not advancing humanity so there's no use for you here. Just for future reference: if anybody...
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