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  1. Ace Bandage

    2012/2013 NCAA Football Thread

    It would be much easier to like ND if their fans weren't so snooty and uppity. That is why most people **** the Irish. A majority of your fan base is fucking intolerable. I've seen it in West Lafayette when they play here and in South Bend. I root against the Irish as hard as I root for my...
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    Who thinks the city allows to many of the same Franchise??

    We have two Starbucks here within a few city blocks of each other. You can almost stand at one and see the other. It's fucking retarded.
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    ***Breaking News*** Briana Lee calls it quits.

    Nor did she mention it to me when she had her boobs in and around my mouth during our little afternoon delight.
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    100 yr. Old Driver Accidentally Mows Down 9 ********.

    Unless the ******** were in her kitchen, I'm not sure how a woman could have done this... :dunno:
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    100 yr. Old Driver Accidentally Mows Down 9 ********.

    Did the thread title make anyone else giggle? I just pictured an old man incapable of seeing over the steering wheel barreling down the road at 6 mph. Made me laugh. Also, if you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball. Yes, I'm a horrible person.
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    Tenacious D/Jack Black

    I reject your reality and substitute my own. Plus... And, remember: You don't always have to fuck her hard.
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    ***Breaking News***

    There's a flag on the play...
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    Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside!

    Re: Got time on your hands? Like to write? Love porn? Want pocket change? Look inside I would be perfect for the writing part, but I'm not really interested in watching porn. :dunno: I could fake it though... I'm pretty sure the girls are doing that anyway. Plus, that would cut into my SWTOR...
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    Breaking News: After 10-Year Hiatus, Pornstar Houston Returns at Brazzers

    On her home planet, I'm sure she's considered very attractive.
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    Star Wars: The Old Republic

    Not to be a dissenting opinion or anything, but I love this game. It's my first MMO, and I didn't enjoy the concept at first, but it's really grown on me. Being in an active guild and completing flashpoints really makes the game fun for me. I had a blast finishing the Consular storyline and...
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    petra, please post a pic of your asshole.

    Yeah, she made a similar overture to me, and offered me a night of passion and love making in exchange for mod powers. I had to turn her down though. I'm not just a piece of meat...
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    Football team with hottest cheerleaders?

    Forget cheerleaders. I'll take the Blackhawks ice crew. (click to enlarge)
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    Report: Neil Armstrong dead at 82

    The landing on the moon is the one positive event that people from my ******'s generation will always remember in terms of where they were and what they were doing when the news broke. His passing was a very big deal here. Neil Armstrong was the most well known and iconic Boilermaker of...
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

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    North American Pro Sports Jersey Rankings

    Absolutely. The other three leagues do not compare to the NHL. My Patrick Kane sweater is by far my favorite of the jerseys that I own. And I love the Cubs, but in what universe do they have the 4th best uniform in professional sports? They're a little plain...
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    Cleanfeed in play? adv.alsscan photos appear to be censored

    Everything is fine on my end. Here's what you're missing if it's not coming up:
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    My lesbian Story!

    Oh, the irony... :1orglaugh
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    North American Pro Sports Jersey Rankings

    An egregious error has been committed. :mad: The #1 spot should be occupied by the Chicago Blackhawks. It's the best sweater in the NHL and the best overall uniform in professional sports. ^^ Behold: Patrick fucking Kane
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    It's a trap! From Japan?

    It's a dude without his shirt on. Why the fuck wouldn't this be allowed on YouTube? M12 probably loves this ad campaign...
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    Bibi Jones quits porn (Video)

    Re: Bibi Jones retirement Yeah, and in case you missed it, someone also attempted to assassinate Reagan...
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Mostly SWTOR with a little MLB 2K12 as well.
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    Long time lurker....

    TLDR. And I'm from 'Merica.
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    What are you basing this on? Cutler has a career 84.5 QB rating. He's never thrown more than 27 TDs in a season. The year he did throw 27 TDs, he also threw 26 interceptions. He has only led his teams to the postseason once in his career. In the postseason, he completed 50% of his passes and...
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    Obama can't spell O-H-I-O

    Ugh, the most annoying fucking chant in all of college sports. :mad: Awesome, you can spell your state correctly. Good thing it's only four letters because most Ohioans would struggle with spelling a larger word. Fuck the Buckeyes, fuck Ohio, and fuck Obama.
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    What sex act would you most like to do with Sydnee Steele?

    I'd like to discuss her thoughts on the designated hitter rule. I really can't get intimate with a girl until I know where she stands on that issue.
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    If you had to move from your home country, where would you go ?

    This whole video is an epic geography failure.
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    At best the Bears are the third best team in their division. I don't even see them making the playoffs. The 49ers, Packers, Giants, and Saints will be the major contenders in the NFC. I think Dallas, Washington, Atlanta, and Detroit will be fighting for the other two playoff spots.
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    Akon's comments weren't accident, they were representative of his party.

    ^^ Also the guy who dry humps ******** girls? But I suppose that comes with his chosen field.
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    Akon's comments weren't accident, they were representative of his party.

    I don't recall saying that. I just answered a question. And I don't get why this is called a political forum anyway. It should be called the forum where all the smug liberals hang out and belittle everyone who disagrees with them.
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    If you had to move from your home country, where would you go ?

    I suppose Canada. But nothing would ever beat 'Merica.
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    Akon's comments weren't accident, they were representative of his party.

    Why is Akon in the thread title? The fuck does he have to do with this? :dunno: The quote is in Johan's signature...
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    Gop Rep. Loses it: 'Legitimate ****' Victims Rarely Get Pregnant

    When he called it legitimate **** he was referencing the fact that some women lie about being ***** in order to have an abortion. I get that. Now, when said that the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down he lost me. That's just baffling. How would the body know to...
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    Insane or amazing?

    The word that comes to mind is pointless. At the end of the video it says that this stunt was done to demonstrate the precision and control of the new Volvo FH series. So the only way to demonstrate it was to have a girl tight rope between the two trucks? The fuck does that have to do with...
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    The development of the internet over the last ten years

    I was the exact same way. I refused to buy one because I enjoyed reading paperbacks and hardcovers. There was no way I was going to go digital. And I never would have if I hadn't received one as a gift a couple years ago. But it grew on me the more I used it. Now I don't go anywhere without it...
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    Is "all people 18 or older" enough?

    Why don't you have a seat...
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    The Right To Bear Arms

    Oh, the man in the back had his hand up. Go ahead, sir:
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    Sports events that you would ban from....

    He also said that the luge is the only sport that you could have people competing against their will, and it would still be exactly the same. The *********** luge, I want to see that in the next Olympics. :1orglaugh
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    Question about a line in Board Guidelines.

    Yeah, a few of my signatures have been close to 6MB, but they still allowed me to upload them.
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    Question about a line in Board Guidelines.

    This. They allow you to upload files up to 5MB. You're not going to find that for free anywhere else.
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    Sports events that you would ban from....

    Water polo was the most mind numbingly boring sport to watch in the entire Summer Olympics. So I agree with you there. However, I love watching curling in the Winter Olympics. It's shuffleboard on ice with brooms. How could that not be awesome? Bobsled and luge are both meh though.
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    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    Was that a thinly veiled (albeit misspelled) sexist statement?
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    2012 MLB Thread

    ^^ The Cubs aren't going to be competitive again for a few years. They traded away their ace pitcher, starting catcher, #4 starter, and utility infielder for prospects. I was perfectly happy with the moves that the team made. They're building for the future, and they unloaded some of the older...
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Sigh, I guess I'll break it down for you. You do realize what city the Colts were in before they moved to Indy, right? Most Ravens fans haven't gotten over that and still hold a grudge against Colts fans today. Never mind the fact that Colts are 8-2 all-time against the Ravens and eliminated...
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    Serious Question Pt. 27 1/2

    This man makes a valid point. If it's a golf umbrella, you may share it with Phil Mickelson. He has better tits than your ******.
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    Greatest military commander of all time ?

    My grandfather served under General George S. Patton. I would be remiss not to mention him.
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    Serious Question Pt. 27 1/2

    Men do not share umbrellas with other men. Under any circumstances. You either have your own, share with a female, or walk in the rain. Those are the only options.
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    What the heck is my status message all about? I think I should give it a meaning.

    Yeah, I already knew everything you just posted. So did Google. And in all that ranting you didn't even point out that Eamus Catuli translates roughly as Let's Go Cubs. That's why I chose it. I'm not sure why that makes me a stupid fucking Cubs fan, but whatever. You play a doctor on the...
  48. Ace Bandage

    Condoms

    When I used condoms, it was always the free ones they gave out at Planned Parenthood or the student union. They were different colors which was always fun. Nothing beats having a green, orange, or purple dick.
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    Have you ever tried out for porn or ever wanted to ?

    If I did, it'd be the best 26 seconds in the history of porn.
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