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Re: Breaking News: Riley Steele calls it quits (Video) No ****. Whenever I hear that someone found God it always angers me that they don't tell other people where the little sumbitch was hiding. Other people are looking for him too, you selfish cunts.

How long have you been here? We don't respect each other. This board is all about ***********, ***********, and looking down on people. I watched Bibi's video and she doesn't have a whole lot going on upstairs. Definitely not the brightest crayon in the box. Does she just go back to stripping...

:1orglaugh That one was my favorite. Fucking hilarious!

Women get fake lips, breasts, and other cosmetic enhancements in order to match their self-esteem and personality: completely fake.

She'll be back to lead the zombie apocalypse. Plan accordingly.

:1orglaugh I know, right? It's like somebody gave him a thesaurus as a present, but he's not quite smart enough to use it. Most of his posts are fucking baffling...

Yeah, I was looking for the "I can wear thimbles as condoms" option, but it wasn't there. :(

1. Megatron 2. Andre Johnsom 3. Larry Fitzgerald 4. Wes Welker 5. Greg Jennings 6. Roddy White 7. Steve Smith 8. Victor Cruz 9. Mike Wallace 10. Reggie Wayne He won't have nearly as productive a season this year with that giant fucking vagina throwing him the ball. Cuter is a fucking pussy...

He's a fucking Cubs fan though. :facepalm: And he's a giant douche.

Definitely Betty. They both are in need of a boob job though.

Matt Damon circa The Talented Mr. Ripley.

You're an epically bad erotic fiction writer. Seriously. That was the least believable story in the history of man. I could have made up some tale about me banging Sara Jean Underwood in space with flying ninjas and it would have sounded more plausible than the bullshit you just posted. Get the...

I'll take Chicago over either coastal area. Throwin' it down for the Midwest and listening to some Nelly. What now? Y5qKNlcUwKs

Yeah, this one time while I was engaging in intercourse with Olivia Wilde and something very similar occurred. She had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and ******* right in the middle of coitus. I posted this on the Internet, so it has to be true. Just like your story, right?

The first lap of the Indianapolis 500. Nothing beats eleven rows of three cars screaming towards the start/finish line. Race day is my favorite day of they year, and it's only ten months away.

Raising Arizona may not be on par with The Big Lebowski or Fargo, but it's still a pretty good movie. To suggest that it's on the same level as Glitter is fucking asinine. This is at least a legitimate question. Both films were done by the Coen brothers at completely different points in their...

Being humorous is something you fail miserably at. Being an annoying douche is something you excel at.

This thread title seems a bit stalkerish. Just sayin'... And I don't anything about porn stars. So here's more about me instead: I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like...

What the fuck kind of script do you need in a porn movie? It's not like they're filming Citizen Kane. It's just people fucking each other. There doesn't need to be any plot or story involved. Just take your clothes off and get down to it. If you wrote 15 porn scripts, you seriously ****** your...

Wow, you know NASCAR is fucking boring when it starts ******* people...

This seems particularly applicable as of late. Naturally, I approve.

Philosoraptor

French people smell like surrender.

You might be the only one... :) I do love a good thinly veiled racist comment.

Fun fact: strippers aren't real people. Act accordingly.

... I believe you just won the Internet. :clap: I can't rep you again yet though. :( Hugs?

Nothing is better than GoodFellas. Ever. In the history of man.

Dave Matthews Band was my first concert. :facepalm: I got the tickets and a contact high for free. Christ, I hated his fucking music. The lineup at your concert sounds like a 90s all-star team. That should be fun. Enjoy the show!

Black people just bother me in general...

1. Ray Rice 2. Arian ****** 3. Shady McCoy 4. Maurice Jones-Drew 5. Adrian Peterson 6. Michael Turner 7. Chris Johnson 8. Fred Jackson 9. Steven Jackson 10. Marshawn Lynch

Yeah, because I create stupid fucking threads like this all the time, don't I? :rolleyes: Fuck off.

You're such a giant fucking douche.

Damn, that's fucked up. Bitches be crazy... That picture is very distracting. Love your tattoos... and your boobs. :D

Have you ever made a post on here where you didn't bring up how much you like big dicks? Your fascination with the size of penises is very disconcerting. Seriously, I think you're batting for the other team, and you aren't even aware of it.

I wish you'd close your account and not post anymore. Happy birthday, fucktard. Excuse me while I point and giggle at the failed moderator seeking attention.

Neither one of them is better than Doug. But of the two listed, I'll take South Park.

1. Peyton Fucking Manning 2. The real A-Rod 3. Sir Drew Christopher Brees 4. Gisele's boy 5. Peyton's little ******* 6. The ****** 7. Rivers 8. Romosexual 9. Schaub 10. Stafford

Why isn't this miserable fucking cunt ****** yet? All of his threads are about the same goddamn topic. He brings nothing of value to the board. All of his contributions consist of threads like this where he whines, bitches, and moans about how nobody likes his race. What a fucking joke. Get...

Someone... shoot... me.... please. :bang: fWNaR-rxAic

I think the only one being a douche in this thread is you, Scooter. :2 cents: Would you go in a music store and ask them to name some sites that you could use to download some songs for free? No, that would be idiotic. So why the fuck would you ask for free/stolen content on a site that...

That rumor has been going around for at least a couple of weeks. I wish they'd pull the trigger on the deal and get it again. The Cubs could use some prospects, and Garza is overpaid and way overrated. I've never been a fan of his since he came to Chicago. He's not a dominant strikeout pitcher...

I never really cared for him before. This news did not alter my opinion of him. No homo, but if you had to go gay, he wouldn't be a bad option. Just sayin'...

Wouldn't it make sense to ask the question on the site where you're having the problem? We're not fucking tech support here. When you ask questions like that here, this is an example of the response you're going to get: Maybe you're both just two fucking ugly for the site, and they deleted the...

1. Do you own a car? Yes. 2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend? Me, every time. 3. How did you find the Freeones page? Funny pictures thread. I joined so I could view the attachments. 4. Are you jealous? Yes, but I'm not proud of it. 5. Which one is the best role...

Pacers, FTW! I don't watch regular season NBA because it's boring as ****. Let me know when the playoffs roll around again so I can jump back on the bandwagon.

Here, I made this just for you. I even included a pretty picture in case you got bored or couldn't read the text. Enjoy.

Just sayin'...

Sorry, you lost me at Fox News... :dunno:

Wow, Chris Webber called. He thought Westbrook's foul off the jump ball was pretty fucking boneheaded. He might have just given them the series. C'mon, man! :facepalm: