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They don't discriminate against Indian porn stars. They just can't find one who doesn't smell and doesn't have a fucking needle dick. You'd get less criticism here if you posted about anything other than race. Ever. But all your threads are the same whining, bitching, and moaning bullshit...

One of my favorite movie openings of all-time. iJ2RofOEAEU He was the inspiration for what may be my favorite movie. :(

Best boobs ever is a tough call. Currently, I would say Jessica Workman: (click to enlarge)

You don't like seeing dicks in porn? That's fucking gay, dude.

I'd much rather have her ******.

Remarkable, remarkable man. I grew up watching his show as ***. It was both educational and fun to watch. They just don't make 'em like that anymore. This clip perfectly sums up the man and his impact on young people across the country. Upm9LnuCBUM

That's like comparing GoodFellas to Toy Story 3. Those are two completely different films. Forrest Gump and Pulp Fiction deal with completely different subject matters. How can you possibly make a comparison between the two films? What criteria would you use? In my opinion, they're both...

I wouldn't save any of them. + 250 DSP

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

Alanah Rae

I have five. Get on my level, bro. Two of them are from Georges, the rest are from competent moderators.

Are you some type of damn moron? How did you fuck up file attachment? :1orglaugh

Hey, if you think I'm bending all the way down to tie my shoes, you're fucking nuts. And since there were no homeless people nearby to step on, I had to improvise. Besides, anyone poor enough to use public transportation deserves to be inconvenienced by me.

They started two world wars.

You're right, but they're all horrible drivers...

... Wherever there is fried chicken, watermelon, and grape *****? :dunno:

Awesome, the guy with Sir_Fartsalot as a username is giving out his opinions free of charge. My, how lucky we are. Are you a fucking douche bag? Yes. On topic: How can the male porn stars be pimps? They're getting paid significantly less than the female performers. If they were pimps...

You should probably just stop posting altogether. Or practice swan diving off a really high bridge. Preferably both. I'm still not sure if you pretend to be fucking stupid or if it's just your natural disposition. It's definitely fucking annoying though.

Her 15 minutes were up about a week after her **** were born. Why are we still talking about this gutter trash? I don't have any desire to see her topless, and I can't imagine why anyone else would either.

Fuck you, Stanley! :mad:

You refer of course to my awesomeness, right? :D I haven't attacked any new members since 'Nam.

You do that anyway. :facepalm: Way to be original. Why don't you plan to be spontaneous tomorrow...

I double posted your ***.

Really? He gave me warning for this post and said it was harassment of a new member. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?491558-Nice-internet-resours-but-not-rus-language&p=5488574#post5488574 Supa didn't have a clue what he was doing. 2SoWNMNKNeM

Wow, looks like we're in fifth grade again. :facepalm: Supa got booted from being hall monitor and lost his shiny little badge and sash. Now he's all butt hurt, and he's gonna whine, bitch, and moan because he wasn't given any advance notice. Really? Grow up, Peter Pan. It's not like you did...

Why don't you just roofie the girl's ***** like every fucking pervert? Hey, if you get caught and sent to jail, maybe you'll roll doubles...

This. Sky would be handing out the beat downs while M12 was fawning over (and taking pictures of) the feet of all the *********** victims.

Yeah, Georges didn't respond to my little dig though. Sad face.

Just now saw that you repped me last week. :o Damn, you're a fucking ninja. Good to see you around here again! :hatsoff:

Shia LaBeouf Only a colossally tremendous douche bag could properly portray me. I think he'd be excellent in that regard.

Looks like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon to me. :dunno: Homos...

Trying to circumvent the word filter could lead to meeting with a certain ban shaped hammer. You've been here long enough to know the rules by now, Scooter. If the powers that be wanted you to be able to post that link, it wouldn't be censored. Why don't you go run a few laps around your house...

"I'm not a strict vegetarian, I eat beef and pork." -- Jim Gaffigan. I love steak and bacon too much to ever be a vegetarian. A properly prepared medium rare sirloin is one of my favorite meals.

I'm not close enough to go to Wrigley Field for every home game. Same goes for the UC and the Blackhawks. I'd rather watch NFL games on TV so there's no reason for Colts tickets (I've only been in the stands for one NFL game in my life). I don't watch the NBA enough to want Pacers tickets. I...

Pics, ATM, or GTFO. :mad:

I've always liked DOA. :dunno: Honestly, I wish he'd ban people more often, starting with assari. He's just a fucking idiot. Seriously, has he ever made a single worthy contribution to the board? His serious question threads are all perfect examples of the irrelevant bullshit that he posts...

http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Survival-Guide-Protection/dp/1400049628 Don't leave home without it.

Sharon Tate

This.

Death Cab for Cutie - Tiny Vessels SFChWRLCQ4w

?? ... what are you talking about, CK?

I reject your reality and substitute my own. In my world, all Lesbians look like this: AfllpJGv8xU

People may dislike you on here, but I doubt anyone would rejoice because you're in physical pain. That would be an example of taking the Interwebz a little too seriously. I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned trying a chiropractor. Nerve damage isn't something you want to fuck with.

Katie Vernola

That sounds exactly like the opening scene of Good Will Hunting.

I can **** the boyfriend, but I can't change her sexual orientation. I'll take the one that's fixable. :thumbsup: