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You're a true fucking dumbass. Go ask some more serious questions, cunt.

Wow, she's an ugly, fat mess in the first picture. And then she's a huge, fat, and ugly mess in the second picture. I'll take neither version for $600 please, Alex.

I've seen the girls in the content that you post. You can keep 'em.

The word is dishonest, dumbass. And not that I like Honda, but yes, you are that stupid and naïve. And as usual, you're two weeks late to the prom in posting your opinion. Thanks for chiming in after everyone else already had their fill.

Yeah, prices are bad during the game. I'll give you that. But when I go to Wrigley, we always sit in the bleachers. We also get in line to enter the ballpark as soon as the gates open so we can get the front row (bleacher seats are first come, first served). This puts us in the ballpark two...

Yes, that's what I was going for. :D When he said his name and then Minneapolis, Minnesota, that's the first thing that popped into my mind.

It wad awesome for me. I'm sure she liked it... all 27 seconds of it. She said the diamonds weren't big enough to be an issue. Sort of like your dick.

A vacation from what?

Of course it's true. And I banged Hope Dworaczyk last nigh on a bed of rose petals in the forbidden ice castle on Neptune.

Hotdog: ketchup, mustard, relish and onion. Coney dog: coney sauce, onions, and cheese. Ever had a bacon wrapped hotdog? Pretty much the best food ever. Also, best place to eat a hotdog: Wrigley Field. Wash it down with an Old Style.

TLDR. And we can use profanity here, Scooter. It's a fucking porn site. Oh, and you're probably a virgin. Side note: If you doubt the validity of this story (and you should), check out his other created threads. Similar stories and hypothetical situations in which he seeks advice from forum...

Albert Brooks is a genius. Fact. ^^ The last one is hilarious. :1orglaugh

I'm Charlie Conway from Minneapolis, Minnesota. And Ducks fly together.

I dated a bat **** crazy girl who loved sex and giving blow jobs. But she would have never been all right with a MFF threesome unless she was able to ****** the other girl afterward. She was a bit too jealous at times. Sex with the girl I'm dating (sort of) now is very vanilla, but she has...

What thread were you reading? :1orglaugh If it was a boxing match, they would have called it. Stay down, Harley! Stay down!

Pretty good. Sort of. You glossed over the whole part of my story where I told the girl right away after it happened. That was kind of my main point. And that's all I said to Harley. I never criticized her for cheating. That would definitely be hypocritical. I criticized her for not telling...

Yeah, you're probably right. That's surprising. I would have thought you'd have quite a bit in common.

No, that actually happened. The girl was crazy though. We were headed for a breakup anyway. I just hurried to the conclusion by cheating on her. I felt really bad about it after a month or so and reconciled with her. We're on good terms now, but we're not friends by any means.

Here's an idea: quit being an annoying douche bag and you won't have infractions any more. Seriously, you have to be a pretty big fucking cunt to still get in trouble around here. As long as you act like a miserable troll, you'll get treated like a miserable troll. Side note: I haven't...

Gotta agree with Diva. If you cheated on a guy, tell him. It's much worse than not knowing, and there's no excuse for continuing the relationship. Part of being an adult is owning up to your decisions. Good and bad. The rest of your traumatic life has no bearing on this situation. I cheated on...

^^ Well, if we're going to the way back machine, Yancy Thigpen stepped out of the back of the end zone and then caught a TD pass during the 1995 AFC title game in Pittsburgh against the Colts. He should be have been an ineligible receiver as he cannot be the first person to touch the ball after...

In what universe is that a completed pass for a TD? :facepalm: Not only did Tate commit one of the most obvious push offs in the history of man, but he also didn't gain possession of the ball until he wrestled it away from the Packer defender on the ground. Unbelievably bad call in a game that...

Everyone hates you and your douche bag antics, cunt. Maybe you should just shut the fuck up.

Can he throw himself over too?

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One of my crazy ex-girlfriends... or maybe a random Cubs fan. It's one or the other.

^^ In other words, boobs or GTFO.

Hey look, gloyster bumped his own thread within the 24 hour time period. Can we ban him or maybe just shoot him? He's on my ignore list so I have no goddamn idea what his post about, but I bet it's fucking retarded.

Apart from the lack of any discernible organizational structure or theme, it wasn't too bad. But as a general rule, I immediately click off of any site that plays music.

Jesus pogo stickin' Christ you're a fucking attention whore. Find in my post somewhere that I said you had no life. Never did I say that. Though you did just make seven consecutive posts in this thread and also took the time to find a picture from the Make Love Not Warcraft episode of South...

I haven't been to seven of the ones on the list. Five guys is pretty good but not the best. I would give the nod to Red Robin (yum). They had a burger with blue cheese that nearly made me orgasm.

Is there a more epic name in football than Zoltan Mesko? I believe he's in second place all-time behind Obafemi Ayanbadejo. Atari Bigby is third.

Oh, absolutely they're useless too. None more so than that annoying fat fuck Chris Berman. But they get paid to make predictions. That's what they do. Nobody gets paid to make predictions here, nor do the predictions mean anything. It's not like anyone is keeping a running tab on win loss records.

Did you just pick the Niners to lose by 25 to the Vikings? And nobody else does predictions because they don't mean ****. When you get a national television show, then maybe people will pay attention to what you have to say. Right now, nobody cares. And you'd probably pick the Ravens to go 16-0...

Unexpectantly isn't even a word. The fuck is going on here?

You're a fucking troll. You're also the paranoid, delusional retard who thinks people follow him from forum to forum. You're not interesting enough to stalk, you annoying douche bag. If there was a way to punch you over the Internet, I'd have season tickets. And your name is Hondarobot...

Can we ban this cunt again? :facepalm: Nobody noticed he was gone until he returned. Fucking tool bag.

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Why you gotta be so mean?

Obviously, this version isn't as sexy as the one in Petra's original post, but it's pretty close.

Level 63 space ninja. But I moonlight as an English teacher.

Scotty?

Making the last road trip of the season up to Wrigley today. A couple of the guys in the group I'm going with are Reds fans so it would be nice for the Cubbies to get the win. Nothing better than waving the W flag and singing Go Cubs Go.

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

That video was epic. With a few exceptions, most people either laughed or sang along. :1orglaugh Is it bad that I all know all the words to the song also? :o It's an annoyingly catchy tune...

She's fully clothed and sitting in a chair, holding a shotgun. Unless she's preparing to act out a scene from Deliverance, how in the fuck does that picture have anything to do with sex in the forest?

Peyton's passes look like they're just floating tonight. They don't have that characteristic zip to them. He's also made some really poor decisions tonight in terms of throwing into coverage. I **** watching him struggle, and I hope he turns it around. That score before the end of the half was...