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Did you not see him explain aircraft carriers and their function in holding airplanes? :1orglaugh I thought it was funny... No need to get all butt hurt, Scooter. It's not like these debates are changing anyone's opinion.

Obama does an excellent job of coming across as condescending when his record is being attacked. He hates getting called out on campaign promises that he hasn't fulfilled. It's funny watching him get riled up.

:rofl2: Damn, I had completely forgotten about that thread. The fucking dumbass thought cool story, bro was a heartfelt sentiment. What a sad and pathetic old man. His ass was so completely owned in that thread that it was almost sad. Side note: Go Giants! Or, on the off chance that Sam...

Why is this thread in the talk section now? It should be in the members section with the rest of the arbitrary popularity contest threads.

^^ Oh look, Hondarobot made an alternate account after the other one was ******. And now he's insulting his former persona. Why what a clever little dog he is... :rolleyes:

No, Dirk isn't posting anymore because this place blows now. And while Sam isn't solely responsible for that, he is a contributing factor. Just look at the first page. A good number of threads are created by trolls or annoying douche bags (i.e. gloyster, assari, PhucaLottaPuss, or...

Gratuitous boob and ass shots and sandwich making are more important than intelligent responses for OCSMs. <----- no apostrophe, Rey :mad:

I wish you would have ****** yourself. Seriously. Nice thread, douche. Seems really popular. You said there weren't any rules so don't whine like a little bitch because your retarded thread didnt't go the way you wanted it to.

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Well, all those Nationals fans who materialized last week can jump back off the bandwagon. I put a Drew Storen poster on my closet door, and now it won't close. Oh well, the good news for Storen is that he'll only relive the 9th inning of this game every day for the rest of his life. What a...

You'd be hard pressed to find someone who had anything negative to say about him. And sticking up for his teammates and coaches totally cancels out all the charity work that he does through his foundation, his help in anti--bullying campaigns, his work with ******** and Operations ****, and...

The Price Is Right died when Bob Barker retired. Drew Carey is an annoying douche.

Tasting cum makes you gay. Fact. Sorry, but that's rudimentary science.

NASCAR doesn't race on a Thursday afternoon. Just sayin'...

That is Sir Drew Christopher Brees (Boilermaker). If you refer to him in the future, get his title correct. Then don't fucking post here, you douche bag. There is the sports forum, Scooter. If you want to post about babes, go find the latest Who has the sexiest...

Ugh, this version of heel CM Punk is very whiny and bitchy. And I liked the respect gimmick more when Bret Hart did it about 16 years ago.

Sir Drew Christopher Brees and Colston pretty much won two fantasy match-ups for me this week. So golf claps all around for those two. Also, as a Boilermaker, I was really proud of Brees and the Saints for setting the consecutive TD record. Besting the legendary Johnny U is quite an...

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They're called BMVs (Bureau) here in the great state of Indiana. And I've never waited in line longer than 30 minutes. It seems to be a very efficient place whenever I'm there. Not sure what the deal is in the rest of the states... :dunno:

Packers look bad. Then again, maybe they just aren't that good this year. Indy has scored 19 unanswered in the second half. Luck still tries to complete passes he shouldn't even be throwing. He's a young QB though so he's still learning. Makes you nervous when he throws into traffic.

I think that her singing fucking sucks. But she does have nice tits. Just mute the sound and stare at her chest. There are worse ways to spend 3:43. For a good laugh, visit the YouTube page and read the comments. Example: :1orglaugh

3/10 All you did was take a GIF off a website and crop it. You can still see the site name in the upper right corner. And you didn't do anything to the image, not even a border. Awesome originality.

They took the W flag and made a slogan out of it. It's a marketing tool. Every team does it. Ineptitude is not a reason to stop supporting or promoting a team. And their marketing department must be doing something right. They were in the top 10 in attendance this year despite being unwatchable...

She already lost. This poll closed a month ago. You're so late to the party, Thomas Dewey asked for your vote.

Didn't read the first page, did you? She already won the non-existent award last year, and you can't win it twice. That's why she's not listed. I still don't understand the point of this thread. Who cares about how much an OCSM posts on the board? They're not special.

Jurassic Park was epic. Way ahead of its time in terms of special effects. Avatar looked like Dances With Wolves with blue people and helicopters.

Dear Penetrator, Make your post comprehensible or kindly fuck off. Regards, Humanity

I loved Austin Collie when he played and was healthy. But seriously, someone needs to be in his ear telling him it's not worth it. It's just football. Three bad concussions and a ruptured knee tendon since 2010. I think it's courageous that he keeps coming back and playing, but at some point...

My *** was four years-old...

It's the Internet, why would you possibly care? Oh, and assari is a useless cunt who I'd like to see ran over repeatedly by a large truck.

I'd rather rip my fingernails out with pliers than visit an art museum on a football Sunday. Most of the girls I've dated liked (not loved) sports a little bit and so were a little more tolerable of watching games with me. If I have to watch Grey's Anatomy and Desperate Housewives, she can...

Holy longest post ever, :batman: Get your popcorn ready... If anybody quotes Harley's entire post when making a response, I will ****** them.

Would it be poor form to chant "fly home safely" to Marshall after they lose to my Boilermakers today? Wow, the Thundering Herd look awful today. Consecutive interceptions returned for TDs and very poor defense are going to make for a long game. It's already 42-14 and it isn't even half time.

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Says the virgin who has never been or will be laid in his life. The only vagina you'll ever see is a picture of one on the Internet. Enjoy stroking your needle dick forever you annoying cunt.

:sing: And I knew I'd made horrible call And now the state line felt like the Berlin Wall And there was no doubt about which side I was on :sing: :sing: Cause you can't find nothing at all, If there was nothing there all along. No you can't find nothing at all, If there was nothing there all...

My neighbor four houses down, the short, petite brunette who works at the Starbucks on campus, and the hot blond who sold me my last suit at Men's Warehouse.

What is this fighting you speak of? :dunno: On Mondays, the man watches football and drinks **** while the woman cleans and makes sandwiches. That's the way it should be.

Firefly getting axed is an example of what's wrong with this world. How do you cancel a show with Summer Glau in it? That should be *******.

That True Believer guy seems like a giant fucking douche bag, amirite?

Jedi mind trick: You don't see this post.

Because Ash dislikes sports and hates sports talk. That's why it's so much fun to bring up those topics in her chat room. Yes, I'm a dickhead. Bob, she said not following sports makes you attractive. So she probably finds the popcorn balancing revolting.

Why not just upload the picture to a hosting site and then post thumbnail links to the image? Those take up less space and people only have to click on them if they're interested.

I don't really know any guys who don't follow professional or college sports to some degree. I'm sure they exist, I just haven't met them. But I don't think participating in or watching sports makes you any more/less of a man. Side note: ******** Smirnoff Ice or Mike's Hard Lemonade...

If you're going to prank someone, toilet paper a tree. Burglary is a felony, and it's seldom humorous. *** is a fucking moron. *** acted appropriately. When you see someone breaking into a house you don't confirm the assailant's identity before taking action. You really can't fault the ******...