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Well, I'm not dead, not an amputee, not a quadriplegic, my dick's not rotting off from VD, and got no criminal record. I guess I haven't been stupid enough.

I was going to say yes, but he farts a lot...phew!!!

I like my own recipe for what I call "chili dog surprise". Heat up the weiner anyway you want (grill, steam, microwave, no matter), toast buns, get the chili going. Put weiner in bun, add a few jalapeno slices the hotter the better around the weiner, cover with lots of chili and cheese...

And working less than 8 hours a day will not leave you enough for mortgage payment, car payment, hooker payment, porn site payment, cable payment, internet payment, cell phone payment, ***** payment. I got a budget for everything :tongue:

My answer to everything: billions of dollars. I guess the answer for each one of us is whatever we don't have. Right, Zdenka? :tongue:

I think you need to clean your glasses. Back when I was a ***, whenever I'd go to either Wal-Mart, K-Mart or whatever other store that sold electronics, I would set up the alarm clocks to go off around 2, 3, 4, or 5 in the morning for the night crew to get spooked :tongue:

Boys, no need to get "violent" around here

I haven't even voted on this poll because when I'm hungry, I'm not picky. If I feel like having a fast food burger I'll go wherever I feel like. Now, if I want a fancier burger, then I'll go to a steakhouse or some place like Red Robin or even Hooters. Of all the places in the list that I've...

Traffic. With all the **** going down in old Mexico I figured to give it a watch. Seemed to have been written by a stoned philosophy major (is there any other kind? :dunno:)

Margarita

Okay, I went to try out Five Guys. Not bad. I got the cajun fries, which I loved because I like fries with the potato skin on them. The burger seemed smaller than a Whataburger but it seemed thicker and it wasn't bad at all. Got mine with mushrooms, tomato, onions, lettuce, pickles and mayo...

"okay, you can take the picture. I just don't want it to end up in some porn board for perverts to ogle at"

Someone go check out Lurkingdirk's basement :cussing:

As a Cowboys fan, I find this kind of disconcerting

Re: i need answer please "Japanese Adult Video"? :dunno: In Japan it's against the law to show genitalia in film or pictures so they pixelate it. I have seen some Japanese porn pictures and video that aren't pixelated but it's rather uncommon. Do a Google search for samples from sites...

But who says we're "pretending to be idiots"? :dunno: I mean...... ****!!!

Tomorrow's monday. This is going to be me

Well, the bad news is that PhucaLottaPuss is not going to like you anymore. :tongue:

According to the Huffington Post. Since when have they considered any Republican cadidate popular? It would be like Fox News saying that Obama is the most unpopular president ever. Anyway, heard the same thing before with McCain, and before that with Dubya Bush, and before that with Dole.

I would have expected that in San Francisco.....:tongue: Drumroll, please. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. Anyway, got a point about eating burgers from chain restaurants. For me, they're a guilty pleasure that I tend to enjoy once in a while. But you do get some really...

From that list I've only tried 7 of them. When I'm hungry I could eat a cat food patty in a bun and call it a burger. Just exaggerating, but what I'm trying to say it's that I'm not that picky, as long as it's cooked properly and it doesn't taste like ****, literally. Here in TX we don't have...

Never used it

Nope.

Ah, Dino, are you by any chance related to a guy who went by the name of Baconsalt? :dunno:

In memory of Steve Sabol, NFL Films presents NFL Cheerleaders in Slow Motion :drool2: Yes, the cowboys game is kind of slow right now. 10 - 7 cowboys at halftime.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I guess the OP's point was that he didn't like pics of ladies pulling out their labia minora. Or at least that's what some of those pics I've seen look like that's what they're doing, not so much that their pussy lips are so big that they can't remain inside...

Again... :tongue:

Bumpity bump...bump, bump, bump

What's this preoccupation with dick size? Here, just to make you feel more inadequate :tongue:

In soviet russia, faucet ***** water

How cute! No wonder Teddy Roosevelt couldn't shoot one. I could :tongue:

"Look how much I can fit through my anus"

Well, how would you guys like to have some big hairy, smelly, ugly man on top of you and close enough to smell his bad breath? Or how would you like to suck on some dirty, smelly, syphilitic penis and then having to swallow some yucky, smelly, gooey load of cum? No, guys, don't make a line...

Don't worry, those wings shall pass

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? I like me some hairy pussy like that :drool2:

Water. I'm actually ******** water. Fruit flavored sparkling water. I guess that means I'm not an alcoholic.

I have attended Tea Party rallies, though not for a couple of years, not that active in the Tea party now as I was back in '09-'10 (for the mid term elections). I do agree with their view on government waste and *****, that government has grown too large to the point of unsustainability (long...

Yes, and in that case you guys have a great 1st amendment case. You know, the People vs. Larry Flynt kind of deal. Now, I am a conservative. Thing is, if you believe that conservatives are one monolythic, we all believe the same **** kind of deal, you're wrong. Some of us conservatives have...

So Roaldie is a virgin!!! :tongue:

Sure, a second Obama administration term will be awesome for free speech, right? And anyway.... A picture is worth 1000 words, so that's about 3000 up there. Reading, listening, watching libs telling all the awful things that conservatives "will do" is just like reading, listening or...

That's the usual thing I hear about guys who do go the "mail order" route. To your "sloppy, fat, loud mouthed, liar, nasty" I'd also add "violent, ugly (nasty?)". But the thing is, that's usually the same kind of guy I see dating local girls around here. Us guys who aren't any of that usually...

To make yourselves feel like geniuses in comparison? :dunno:

It depends what I'm dreaming about. If I'm dreaming something about my ****** and some friends, it's in Spanish. If I'm dreaming about work or weird **** (Twin Peaks kind of weird ****), it's in English.

Any adult star? Because I'd say Rosie O'Donnell

It seems like a major hassle because of cost, expenses and red tape. I'd rather go over to Mexico. I got friends over there, can't hang out with them as much as back in the good old days, but I have met ladies through them, and I'm not talking about "working" ladies, but regular girls. Not...