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No, that's how you play dead, remember that episode of South Park when Chef died? Dying people shart or something so he's being very realistic :tongue:

All I can think of is Jack Nicholson chasing me with an ax :eek:

One role that I'd try (if I had a GF, which I don't :( ) is she dressing up nice, me getting out of work on a day I have to wear a suit, then meeting her that evening at a bar....and picking each other up :tongue:

When is that coming to porn? :dunno:

Nice way to escape from sharks

I'm a weird guy, so I chose Asia, particularly Japan. When you find unpixelated stuff.... it's pretty good :rubbel:

If I had a GF (which I don't :( ) and she wanted to go see the Chipendale's with her girls, I'd be fine with it, as long as two can play that game and I go to a strip joint with my buds.

Thanks for the comments, bro. I do have very liberal friends IRL who actually tolerate my points of view just like I do theirs. I guess it's easier to set politics aside when making friends on the other side of the issues. I don't know if people who can't put those politics aside have close...

Sorry for double post, but found the jackpot http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/42066e4cb3/34-funniest-walking-dead-memes-from-season-2#slide4

T-Dog, I'm going to miss ya :( One of the prisoners is 1) black 2) strong 3) tough 4) soft spoken There can only be ONE T-Dog.

Okay, Sam, as much as I'd like to see a change of direction in..... I was going to say "leadership" but the current White House occupant hasn't shown any, I guess I'll say change to actual leadership, a game is only a game. I don't put too much faith in it, victory or loss for the 'Skins it may...

We'll no longer use toilet paper. We'll use the three seashells... :tongue:

Exactly what I would have said if it had been the other way around. :tongue: Anyway, I didn't watch the whole game, but I did watch the second half of it when I was having lunch. Did the Redskins throw the game or something? They didn't play as good as a 3-5 team playing a 1-6 team, for a...

21 - 13 Carolina wins Liberals:

Win or lose, Paul Ryan is becoming a rising star in the Republican party. But because he's a heavy metal fan, I'm wondering if in 2016 or 2020 we'll be seeing political ads like this from him:

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-reasons-you-should-be-thrilled-disney-bought-star-wars/

Whatever the outcome is, it shall be over in a couple more weeks. I would have said a couple more days but it's probably going to take the losing side a couple weeks to get through with their "don't blame me, I voted for Hussein/Mr. Mittens" rants. Plus the whole Benghazi deal that needs to be...

I am Jack's raging bile duct.......

Yeah, but what is that in parsecs? :dunno: Just to know how long it would take the Millenium Falcon to get there :tongue:

^^ And I thought Georges would be 110% :tongue: Me? You scored 87% which means you are a hardcore conservative. You believe in personal responsibility, limited government, free markets, individual liberty, traditional American values and a strong national defense. Believe the role of government...

He's here to replace Alex. I can smell the Axe body spray all the way through the internet

This is not an issue for those who are still ******** the Kool Aid. But for those of us who pay attention, it shows the lack of spine and self delusion of our current empty suit commander in chief. I mean, an American ambassador gets ******** abroad for the first time since the late 70's and...

Here in 'Merica, that's where you find more cops than in their own police stations :tongue:

As a republican and cowboys fan I never cheer for the redskins regardless of who's the president. But I wonder if the politically correct people in the league planned this in advance and fixed it in a way that the redskins would play a weaker opponent just in time for the election :dunno:

Oh, yeah, he really...... nailed her :tongue:

This should work............ as some kind of joke some place

Where did you get my picture? :cussing: :tongue:

Isn't the word that should be blocked spelled with an E instead of an A after the double G's? :dunno:

Did the gov shoot down the heli at the begining? When I was watching it, I thought I heard the heli being shot at. After seeing the end, I wouldn't doubt if he did.

Well, we got California. If there's a state in the union where that can happen is definetly there. :tongue: No way it'll happen here in Texas, we're real men here. :stir:

Just watched "We Were Soldiers" not that long ago. Sam Elliot played him so well as an impossing figure. 3 combat jumps in WWII, one in Korea, and fought in Vietnam. The man was a legend. kT8gbXAF5EY Rest in peace, Sgt. Plumbley.

Stay safe, guys. Here's hoping it misses populated areas or that the storm becomes less severe. As much as I'd like a couple days off work, not like that.

This game needs to be redone and updated with today's graphics

Hear, hear! :glugglug: Best wishes to Sasha!

i.e. Justin Beaver, Nickelback, Creed, Rebeca Black.... But at least Sasha is easy on the eyes. If this is her band, I guess she's going to be a hit with stoners!! Anyone got some acid? Drop some, listen to this, and let us know what was your experience.

Not bad.

I am putting on my mind reading helmet to see VV's thoughts....:tinhat: Yup, that's what I'd thought I'd see....

Liberals would consider me a hawk, but I'm just a realist. When the other guys don't get the message or just plainly refuse to get the message, then it has to be delivered as forecefully as possible and that's just the way things are. You may not agree with it, but that's reality. Period.

If I had a car like that, would you pose naked on it, like that chick in that video (what's her name?) but naked?

Back in 2000, my last GF was VERY religious and I had no room for religion. I was livin' la vida loca, clubbing, partying, ******** (not as much as nowadays though), and of course she dragged me to church. Of course, it's been over for a long time and I don't regret breakin up with her. But...

For a change of pace....

I understand if it's some tribe out in New Guinea or the Amazons, but those white dudes............good job getting a job outside a freak show, circus, or tattoo parlor :facepalm:

(at the risk of coming off anti-Jewish, which I'm not, I side with Israel) As Mel Gibson would say: Yes, Mel, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE DOING!! FUCKING!!! :tongue: Now get out, I got to fap!!

Because I'm single and with no ****, I consider myself middle class. But if I had **** I'd be broke :tongue:

If she likes it so much, why doesn't she get into it? :dunno: At least try it out :tongue:

That would have made The Sopranos therapy sessions VERY interesting... :rubbel:

Seeing that C-section practice zombie got me thinking, are the extras that play zombies just a bunch of local meth heads? If so the production crew is probably saving a lot of $$ in make up :tongue: ...and in teaching them how to act like zombies

Yup, she went to an average size... what I call a deliciously chunky size