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Thanks for the birthday wishes. :)

Thanks for the birthday love. :D

:happy dance:

Any more flaming and I'd have to follow him around with a fire extinguisher.

I worked today and when I got home I made my birthday cake for tomorrow.

I got mine about a week and a half ago. Half of it went into my checking account and half went for me to have pocket money.

Since when did you get so fancy? Car. Dark, back corner of the parking lot. A bathroom. I don't think you should do it, but...well, it's a free country.

Good point. Good thing I know some cops. :angels: I know how he earned the money, too. That's actually how we met. He was standing on a corner, I had some extra cash...

not only that, but Senob wants a piece, too, I see.

You know, I've never been arrested for anything. However, the majority of my boyfriends have been in jail. :dunno:

I don't know. Days used to have the most unrealistic storylines I've ever seen. Maybe they still do. I haven't seen it for over 6 years.

Oh, you're good pending final approval from Senob. He has to be cool with all the harem, since he's in charge of it. :D

Yep. I rock like that.

Anal Chiropractor

I already know what they are, thanks. :D Interesting. I think a guy I work with will end up looking like that.

Hey, that's mine and Suzy's club!!!

:eek: Aliens can hear my orgasms??

Beyond The Valley Of The Ultra Milkmaids

Why chavs?

While I feel sorry for those who have/will be losing their jobs, I can't help but be glad that some SBs are closing. I've never set foot in one, and more and more I doubt I ever will. Barely related, but one time a few years back Senob and I went driving through various boroughs of NY...

Same here. I even tip well to the pizza guys. Ask them. They LOVE coming to my house. Shut the hell up, pervs. I know what you're thinking. :tongue:

Soooo...this is what you do when I'm not paying attention to you. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Just so you all know, I don't do sloppy seconds, so you'll either have to come to me first, or not come to me at all.

Bloomfield. :D

Evil bastard. :tongue:

You don't know that.

I will when I die. I plan on donating organs and whatnot.

Didn't I answer this question already? :dunno: :helpme:

:fight: How redundant.

Most of my choices have already been mentioned.

If it's legit, it would be awesome.

Why wouldn't I?

At least 85% of the time, I like my boss. 14% of the time, I don't like him. 1% of the time I want to quit and make his workday hell.

Usa.

In a way I'd like it, but at my place of employment I don't think it would work. :(

That would be nice. I've learned subtle hints don't work, though.

Fascinating. I want to read more...

I think I can go with the credit check. Those hellacious questionnaires, though, can pound sand.

The green of your page clashes with your rep.

Thanks for noticing. :D

I can't let you worry. That wouldn't be very nice of me.

Now's the time to let you in on the big secret of life: If it makes sense, it's not allowed©.

juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust below certifiably insane, I'm sure.

Black, dark blue and gray.

It's always so very fascinating when someone loses their virginity in a porn plotline.

You're too sweet to me.

Not stoned funny, for what it's worth.

top of the morning to ya

I'm funny. :D

I hope you have a fantastic weekend!!!

Some of them look like they're trying too hard. And I've seen better, but that's just my opinion.