Hit It Big & I'm Retiring!

[Psychology]

lol I get that email every week

 

[tartanterrier]

I must have about 10 million quid waiting for me now

 

[hothannah]

If any of you guys ever get your money from the esteemed and respectable Dr Jibril Aminu, give me a call and I'm yours.

 

[belgianass]

If any of you guys ever get your money from the esteemed and respectable Dr Jibril Aminu, give me a call and I'm yours.

I swear ... he just gave me a call

 

[gunslingingbird]

So nowadays the cat's name is Dr. Jibril Aminu? Funny, but the last time I got the e-mail it was from Mr. Engr B. C. Okwego, who is the president of a Nigerian oil company, and he was looking to invest $20 million dollars in 5 foreign personal bank accounts. He mentioned that he needed personal bank accounts because they paid better interest than business accounts, and that it had to be mine because the Nigerian government wouldn't be able to tax it.

 

[emir111]

http://nigerianscam.com/

 

[YMIHERE]

I actually ran into two people who fell for this. What happens is that you are told to forward the Income Tax on this money to them. If you do this they will send the money. Of course after you send the money there is another tax or Custom Fee to pay. Needless to say if anybody wants you to pay a tax tell them to withhold it from the money they are going to give you.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I actually ran into two people who fell for this. What happens is that you are told to forward the Income Tax on this money to them. If you do this they will send the money. Of course after you send the money there is another tax or Custom Fee to pay. Needless to say if anybody wants you to pay a tax tell them to withhold it from the money they are going to give you.

Are you listening, Jagger?

 

[D-rock]

If any of you guys ever get your money from the esteemed and respectable Dr Jibril Aminu, give me a call and I'm yours.

If I lie and just say that I got it is the deal still on? :nanner:

 

[yaheem]

Also if you send about $100,000 you can have your face printed on the bills!!! Imagine, straight cash homey with your mug on the c-notes.

 

[General Warcock]

This is what happens when you give Africans free books and laptops.

 

[slowhand]

Who ever gets the money just remember your friends at the freeones. :1orglaugh

 

[Becks...poamr]

ATM machine

:fight:

How redundant.

 

[Jagger69]

:fight:

How redundant.

Not if you remember your PIN number!

:rofl:

 

[devlinvelez]

:1orglaugh

Congratulations on being the only person who believed it :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

I'm still on the floor, LMFAO!!!:1orglaugh

 

[Becks...poamr]

Not if you remember your PIN number!

Evil bastard. :tongue:

 

[Dean Wormer]

I'm gonna be rich too. I'm getting over 3.4 million dollars. The best part is that there's practically no risk involved , he says.

Dear Friend,

Esteemed compliments!!

I anticipate that you read this mail quickly and let me know your opinion or willingness on this Classified Information that I will release to you. Firstly, I am a happily married man with 3 kids and therefore I would not want to jeopardize this opportunity to change my financial status that will give my family a secured future.

My name is Lewis D. Akwesi, I am the Branch manager of the International Commercial Bank, Kaneshie branch Ghana. I got your information during my search through the Internet. I am 49 years of age and married with 3 lovely kids. It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don't want problem, but I don't know how you will feel about this, but I am telling you that this is real and you are not going to regret after doing this transaction with me. I only hope we can assist each other. But If you don't want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again.

I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the Branch manager of the International Commercial Bank; It is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra-Ghana at the end of each year. On the course of the last year 2007 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the Manager made Nine Million Seven Hundred and Seventy Thousand Dollar [$9,770,000.00] which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of, Nor must they know that I am involved in this transaction.

I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary. As an officer of the bank I can not be directly connected to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist receive this money into your bank account for us to SHARE. While you will have 35% of the total fund. Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account. If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your kind response, I will give you details on how we can achieve it successfully.

I will be waiting for your response.

Best Regards
Mr. Lewis D. Akwesi

L.D.AKWESI

 

[Torre82]

I have hundreds of these in my inbox from all over the Middle East, Asia, and especially Africa.

But they do work - somebody falls for it, otherwise it wouldn't catch on.

If they send it to 1,000,000 people and just 10 of them fall for it, they make a massive profit. So it's worth it for them. And you know how far $1,000 will go in an African nation? I spent one month in Tanzania in 1995 and I did not spend more than fifty pounds (just over $100).

Hmmm..

Time to buy a passport and run from this economy, methinks.

 

[tunsty]

No thanks... I'll stick with the Readers Digest draw.