two come to mind. . .
stupidly drove home after a LONG night of drinking and partying. . . dosed off at the wheel. . . only woke up when my truck was bouncing as i was riding in the ditch between the lanes on the highway. . . I am very fortunate not only to have not gotten a ticket, but to be alive!
I dented the garbage can parking in my driveway, and I left a trail of lights from the mon=ment I walked thru the door till I got to the bed. If there was a switch, I turned it on!:tongue:
the other is from my college days. . . my friends found out I was turning twenty two days before my b-day, which happened to land on Saturday, right before finals. . . I can't begin to guess how much alcohol I consumed, but I remember falling off a pool table, serving drinks from behind the bar (I was NOT an employee!) and almost getting hit by a car as I was crossing the street on my way home. . . now the guys driving were just being asses and didn't want to slow down as my buddy walked me across. . . .they came within inches of us, got out of the car and just wanted to start trouble. . .apparently I ripped the antenna off and scratched the car with it, and after a minor skirmish we proceeded to walk away.
about a block and a half down, a police officer caught up with us and detained us. this is where it gets interesting.
It started to POUR, not rain, POUR! this guy was making me stand outside next to his car while he was inside, so my drunken ass decided to just start walking home again. I was eventually cuffed and in the back of the car. . . I remember puking at his feet outside the car. . . somehow, we were allowed to leave, but not before i proceeded to threaten to kill them all and call them whatever name came to mind (there were a few officers at this point)
As we aproached the building in which we lived, there were people checking IDs to make sure you were actually a resident. Shirtless, drenched, shoes covered in vomit, and pissed off, i simply stated. . ."Fuck you, I live here" and walked right on thru:eek:
after all that mess, I ended up with a $170 ticket for damaging property and I had to see the Dean of Discipline right after taking my first final. . . he was actually laughing at the whole thing! so I was very lucky to get off so easy after acting like such an ass!