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McDonalds has the best fries...

Legs, armpits and occasionally my naughty bits.

You know I only accept Euros. I would be, too, you sneak. Always willing to help someone learn a new skill. :tongue: That reminds me, there's someone I work with who's never given oral. Hmmmmmmmmmm... Better clear THAT one with the man of the household.

Do I get paid for this? Why not? All of a sudden I'm not good enough? Ask Senob. He's the pimpmaster of the day.

Anytime. I'm a useful mammal.

Not for nothing, but you mean pyro. Kleptomaniacs steal stuff.

Senob...and the male harem...and LL, if she'll have me. I can't say that.

:poking my head in: :wave:

East Coast snob. Milwaukee's been getting culture for years. We're going to be having a discussion about this later.

:eek: Nostril sex. :running away:

Watching it and getting off.

The following quote from the article expresses my opinions exactly.

That's horrific. I wonder when Mother Dearest will get her daughter her first boob job?

Good idea. :D

You're on to me.

Getting back to what hos has posted... I'm a huge baseball fan...well, I'm not much into the whole stat thing (I don't live and die by them, I mean). However, most of the time I can't stand to watch the game on TV. I LOVE being at the stadium and I like listening to it on the radio (Bob...

That's it. When Senob and I are driving through Milwaukee I'm going to have him drop me off at the museum. I can get a ride afterwards.

Depends on the threads. ...and how soon after I get home from work Senob starts trying to get me away from the computer.

Well, hell, if I'd realized how humid it was, I wouldn't have suggested it. Holy biscuit. I swear our back yard expands when it's time to mow the lawn.

Thanks. I celebrate my birthday from the end of June until the end of July. That way no one's late wishing me a happy birthday. :D

You're surprised by that? I know more than people think.

1. I always manage to find someone who's willing to help me carry them around. 2. At least as much patience as booze. I should buy stock in local liquor stores. 3. Thank you most kindly on both counts. :batting eyelashes:

I can't tell you. You'll want details. And pictures. And possibly videos. And you'll offer to be cameraman next year. :tongue:

Even harder than asking a nun for help? :dunno:

Miss my rack.

I always thought the luckiest bastard was William I of England...

I'd say roughly 90º, hazy, 500000000000000% humidity and hazy.

(I'm inarticulate at the moment, so please try to bear with me...) Things like this are just so outside the norm (such as it is) that humor is the only way we can handle something like this. I know stuff like this happens in the world. I read about it, as has been proven. However, I cannot...

Damn it. He's on another pub crawl. Bastard. He never takes me.

:random comment:

manwhore

Thank you, Milady. :curtsey:

^^I can't help but wonder if you're afraid of the workings of my mind or intrigued.

I know you've done some kinky stuff in your life, so your offer doesn't surprise me. Now, where'd Jobu go off to?

Hmmmmmmmm...all these choices. Where's my globe?

Ugh. That's just... *shudder*

I wonder if you have to start out in the "gay for pay" category on this side, too.

As soon as voodoo plates are available, I'm getting some.

Who's being represented by Frank "Grimey" Grimes?

I'm just kidding. Maybe tomorrow I'll do a bit of a photo shoot, if Senob will let me take some time away from packing. I'd be glad if you didn't.

Sabathia better not suck for the Brewers. I'll hunt him down if he does.

Hi hi. :D How was your weekend?

These guys were so harsh I haven't posted a pic of me in a bra in MONTHS.

My Brewers don't totally suck. As far as I know. But even if that's the case, I don't care.

Ghetto casserole.

Thanks for the birthday love. It was fun and exciting and surprisingly booze free. :D

Thanks for the update!!!!!!! I'm glad you and Mrs. Shayd had fun. :D

Aside from my great aunt's funeral at the convent in March, I haven't been to Mass in about two or three years. Ah, well.

Today...July 5th. Thanks for the birthday greeting, btw. :)

I look forward to catching up on the tour. Thanks for the birthday greetings, too. :D