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Nice cock, mate.

Investment? Invention?

That book isn't about pick-up lines.

Buy this. Seriously. I read it, changed my life. I was already pretty confident with women, but it made me even better. That link is a little expensive, I'm sure you could find it for more like $10.

Show me someone who doesn't like a sammich, and I'll show you a damn fool.

While I am giving you an imaginary high-five for your macho chauvinistic response, I gotta say, being a cook doesn't make you a chef. Every girl I know can cook, but the shit they come up with is fucking boring.

You've obviously never tried it. He's right, alcohol works. It lowers your inhibitions and gives you more confidence. I'm not saying get wasted, but a few beers will help.

Sadly, I missed his show in London, but I caught him on the radio performing a couple of live Kyuss tracks in the BBC studios, and they sounded fantastic. I saw them live in 2007, the original line up :cool: They've done a few tours. Not to mention they got to number 1 last christmas with...

Pics or it didn't happen.

Haha, the thread fails!

True. However, if you didn't see the aliens, we would have missed out on that awesome moment at the end when the two meet and... Make love? Don't think I've ever seen that happen in a monster movie before, and it didn't even feel funny, which I'm sure many other movies would have.

As long as it's only for a tour, pretty much all the bands mentioned. ONE TOUR ONLY. I don't want any new albums. They are great now because they ended on a high note, I don't want them getting shit over time. See the new GnR for a fine example... What is unoriginal about the reunited Rage?

Get a life.

Depends on the DJ. Mostly, no. But there are some. Fatboy Slim for example, I think of him as a musician. Or DJ Shadow. I've seen a few DJs live who make such an incredible noise with their turntables, it has to be classed as an instrument.

Is that Thirst better than this Thirst? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0762073/ As for me, Alien3, the most underrated movie of all time.

This girl is so fucking dumb, she needs to be shot. HOWEVER, the people who are giving her money are just as bad. What a fucked up world we live in.

Fuck off.

Glad people agree with me for once.

Drunk and squirted? I'm calling piss on that. I could be wrong, but no girl I've been with has ever been able to squirt after drinking.

Not every girl can squirt, it's very rare. Don't waste too much of your time trying, she probably just isn't capable.

Jesus Christ. He's obviously struggling, he needs our help.

She was the only one who applied, I don't think they are making a big enough deal about that in the press. Give her a month, she'll be headless like the rest.

Barely even noticed she was here. She is, without a doubt, the most boring star I can think of. She's hot, and she's got a lot of material, but fucking her looks about as entertaining as fucking a plank of wood. Put some effort into it, love. You never know, you might enjoy yourself.

Heh heh, they said Coon...

That's in the FIRST amendment? The first? Wait, you said the FIRST one... Right? Jesus Christ, how fucking embarrassing.

My girl loves sex more than I do. I swear if I could keep it up, she'd fuck me all day. While this doesn't mean she is a nymphomaniac, it's as close as you can get without needing a medical diagnosis.

If you can't jack off without blowing your load in 1 minute, how will you ever satisfy a woman? Or a man, for that matter. I suggest castration.

Fuck blogs. I can't stand them.

Can't believe anyone actually believed this and asked for cash, haha. Was a good thread though.

I got teary eyed during the hallway fight scene in Inception. I'd never seen anything so beautiful.

I didn't know GregCentauro is a straight woman.

Haha, awesome.

Clearly this is some kind of scam. You want me to believe people actually PAY for Brazzers?

Standing up? That's fucking strange.

Locked in a basement? That would explain the bad connection.

Mariah, are there some hidden initials in that tattoo on your arm, or is it just a pattern?

Another zombie thread? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Trick question, it's not a cat, it's Bill Murray.

Chain is my prefered. I will usually only do Domino's when they have a deal on, otherwise it's too expensive. Down from that, local place is usually cheap but not as good. After that, frozen pizza, Morrisons do pretty good pizza, freshly made and cheap. Never made my own, but I'm going to try...

No, but last week I took a job, told them I'd be there monday morning at 9.00.... Never showed up. Bit harsh I guess.

You have some good points. At the end of the day, I think Nolan will do a good enough job to not piss anyone off.

You dangle a carrot in front of it's face to make it go forward. As you can imagine, it doesn't go forward much.

I probably should do. If I drink a lot, and I mean blackout drunk, I will piss somewhere in my bedroom. Be it either in the bed, or on a desk which, at the time, I believe to be the toilet bowl.

I caught a brief glimpse of him a couple of weeks ago; http://img4.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/6659/6659144f477700d9dd0751190f35cd2436b77f6.jpg *EDIT* Do not hotlink.

There are an awful lot of zombies popping up on the board lately. What is going on?

I hope Del Toro still has something to do with the movie, I'd love to have seen how his creatures turned out.

Turned on the TV and watched Spongebob Squarepants. No lie.

England created the world and everyone upon it. So technically, we still own all the teams.

Haha! It is true though, without make-up, and sometimes even with make up, she looks terrible.

I think Nolan has managed to break down the comic-book fan wall, after the success of Dark Knight it is clear everyone can be a fan of Batman, if you know any villains or not. So if they go with Black Mask, no one is going to care that they haven't heard of him before, it just depends on how...