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I bet you'd love my Fear and Loathing tattoo then :cool:

No scammers in England? That must be a scam.

Who's he?

Oh here we go, a name dropper. How does you meeting her, probably once for two seconds and she barely said anything to you, make you any better judge of someone who is lying? No one gives a fuck that you met a pornstar. Just my opinion.

Good idea, put it out the mouth of a cute cartoon animal and maybe they'll listen.

I listened to Ava and Bree's interview on youtube, Bree just sounded so fake. You could tell all her stories were bullshit, but Ava is actually a fucking nasty piece of work. Fucking mentally retarded people because no one else would? Jeeeesus. Ick.

I couldn't come up with a decent title. Back to the Tits? Babes to the future? Time-traveling whores? Whatever. http://www.playboy.com/articles/playboy-goes-back/index.html Hawt.

^ Covering yourself in padding is for fairies.

It's supposed to be a joke. Not that I laughed...

Where do you cross? I hope not Juarez...

Bree is hotter, probably the only reason she got voted. Ava is OBVIOUSLY dirtier than her.

Alright, now compare American football to Rugby... Our gay ass sports indeed...

SAS would do a better job of rescuing you, but afterwards they'd probably punch you in the back of the head and force you to drink their piss.

Are you pretending, or are you actually stupid?

Aha, fucking busted. Would anyone like to join me in giving him some negative rep?

Why does it have to be your INDIAN wife and not just your wife? Was it necessary to point that out?

Is it a good replacement for Fallout 3? What I mean is, I wanna trade in some games for this, should I trade in my Fallout 3?

I see it. Although, this one isn't a butter-face.

Why the fuck is she called The Stallion? Elke is bad enough. Does she know what Stallion means?

It could be ANYTHING. FFS, who would she even be calling?!

They prefer American Football because of all the breaks. Players can rest their fat asses every 10 seconds, and spectators can take that time to use their tiny brains to compute what they just saw.

I said it before, and I'll say it again; Hero.

How many of them are English? None.

WEAK title. We've already had "begins", "rises" just sounds too similar. Didn't he rise already? I think Gotham would have been an awesome title.

Pretty sure this is a banned subject here. I haven't used limewire since I got some common sense and went on to *******s.

That was pretty funny. I liked the guy, not so much the girl. (I don't find female comedians funny)

Go outside much?

It really pisses me off when Elektra Knight starts a thread. YEEEAH! Seriously though, on a good day, pretty much anything can get on my nerves. I try to be a laid back guy, but there are just too many idiots on this earth. People on trains who take up two seats and get pissed off when you...

If you are watching porn on a mobile device, I figure you are gonna be mobile. If you are watching porn in public, you need to be put down, something is wrong with you.

She's named after a spread? What a douche.

Woke up to discover I had shat out of my friends bedroom window. In the night, I must have confused the window with some sort of toilet, as it opened vertically inside of sideways. Poor excuse, I know. I had no recollection of doing it though, so for about an hour I kept accusing him of doing...

I see what you did there.

Yeah, because every chair I sit in smells like my balls. Fabric between my skin and the chair? Forget about it, man, the stench burns through that, like alien blood.

Fart fetish is rare. You are in the minority.

In Bruges The whole movie is a fucking quote goldmine. Ken: Coming up? Ray: What's up there? Ken: The view. Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here. Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world. Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I...

Wow. Really? No. The answer is a big fucking no.

Anyone that stupid deserves a penis tattoo.

First thing I'd do is delete all the porn off of it. Good luck, guys.

I'd have some fun in there. Not so much with the ugly ones.

How old are you now, if you don't mind me asking? Did you even have the internet when you were in your 20s? I have a "vast and varied" social life also, I would happily put money on me having lived enough life for five 23 year olds... But I can't be out fucking and partying 24/7. In the...

Hero.

Maybe I'd have said Priya before she went hardcore. And before the shit she had done to her face. I know Sunny does hardcore too, but she does it with far more class.

I call bullshit.

Blair Witch still creeps me out. Paranormal Activity had potential, but they took it too far. I think "the unknown" is the most terrifying thing in horror movies. As soon as you see the monster, it loses it's power. Remember Jeepers Creepers? Awful stuff. But the first 40 minutes, before we find...

Four Lions A comedy about terrorists, I suppose it just had to happen. I'm glad England came up with it first, I'd hate to see America attempt a movie like that.

Hats off to him. I wouldn't be able to go 35 years in jail for something I didn't do. The shit he must have been through. Nonces get the worst treatment in the slammer. If I were him, and I made it out finally, I would definately look for revenge. I'm talking about finding the judge/jury and...

Hats off to him. I wouldn't be able to go 35 years in jail for something I didn't do. The shit he must have been through. Nonces get the worst treatment in the slammer. If I were him, and I made it out finally, I would definately look for revenge. I'm talking about finding the judge/jury and...

They probably wouldn't like to see anything except their money.

All of those are pretty original costumes and would be a pleasant surprise to see, instead of the usual vampire/zombie/sexy maid bullshit. I'm a huge fan of cracked, but that list failed miserably. I saw a guy at a halloween shindig dressed as Fritzl, now THAT you should not ever do.

Woke up in an alley way covered in blood, vomit, shit and with a case of minor amnesia. The blood wasn't mine. To top it all off, I was in a very small town in Turkey, with very few buses, and only 4 hours get to my villa, find my friends and catch my flight.