Not every girl can squirt, it's very rare. Don't waste too much of your time trying, she probably just isn't capable.
Stab her neck with a pencil.
Blood will squirt everywhere
i dated a chick a while ago, who never squirted...but one night we were kind of drunk and i fingerbanged her in her kitchen and omg..it literally was like a bucket of water started to pour out of her...i was kind of scared she was peeing on me or something crazy, but it was definitely the good stuff... she then screwed the shit out of me...it was freaking awesome.
i dated a chick a while ago, who never squirted...but one night we were kind of drunk and i fingerbanged her in her kitchen and omg..it literally was like a bucket of water started to pour out of her...i was kind of scared she was peeing on me or something crazy, but it was definitely the good stuff... she then screwed the shit out of me...it was freaking awesome.
Drunk and squirted?
I'm calling piss on that.
I could be wrong, but no girl I've been with has ever been able to squirt after drinking.
Step 1. Find a chick who squirts.
Step 2. Do exactly what she says when you're having sex with her.
Step 3. Get out of the way when she's about to spout or wear a raincoat (a real one).