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Maybe this is a completely different issue? Stick to that issue.

In the USA I'd expect this to be counted as an assault. Maybe in a country with common sense, he'd at LEAST get a slap on the wrist. But then I remember that he is a "celebrity" and the rules completely change for him.

I very much doubt it.

Touching? Pah-leeeeze. That is for amatures. Professionals, like myself, have mastered the art of docking. Why rub your rock-hard manliness against another rock-hard manliness when you can put your rock-hard manliness INSIDE the other rock-hard manliness?

She complained about footballs being thrown at her? What is she, twelve years old?

Doubt the President even knew about the email until the press found out. Does freedom of speech only cover those within the USA? If an American called him a prick, would he be sent to England?

It's new material that hasn't been discussed before. If you're not happy, please go back to one of the many "WHO GOT THE BEST BOOBS" threads.

Wow that was easy. He's from Bedfordshire, which mean's he probably never had any intention of leaving the country anyways.

Re: Husband enraged over how his wife cooked his breakfast eggs kills her and four ot I doubt it was actually about eggs. These things rarely are. It was probably just the straw that broke the camels back. "These eggs are cold" "Well fuck you, make your own eggs" "I've been working hard all...

It's better to regret something you did, than something you didn't do.

Ava Devine. She's done everything a pornstar can possibly do, including midgets and trannies. I wouldn't be surprised to find out she'd gone for something smaller with more legs in her private life. And she eats ass. A LOT of ass. I think she even licked me asshole once while I was on a train...

Like a BOSS.

"No m8 nt bsy jst drvin lolz, b ther 10mins"

Re: Mexico hails arrest of second drug kingpin 'El Grande' as major victory over cart I laughed at "Le Grande", and then I saw the other guy was called "Le Barbie"...

This would make a good ad against legal-highs.

I bet nothing will be said about that, because it's a boy, but if you had put up a picture of an underage girl, you'd be sausaged by a mod.

Pretty much anything and everything.

When will this series die? It's just the same shit over and over again.

Errrm, I wouldn't worry about it too much, cheech.

That's pretty old. Anyway. Fuck it, I'm gonna swim against the current and say he's cool. He's fucking stupid and reckless, but how many people have the balls to pull off a move like that? Not many. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Yeah, I didn't see your post, however I think this one may be a little bit more important seeing as it was actually INSIDE the World Trade Centre.

On the 17th floor of the World Trade Centre. http://www.businessinsider.com/there-already-was-a-ground-zero-mosque-2010-9 Pretty interesting, eh? Shame this wasn't widely spread news before, could have shut a few people up early on. I apologise if this was already mention in one of the other...

I went to see these lions a couple of months ago, and I saw these exact two guys in the lion enclosure. They were laying down with the lions, which at the time looked more like giant kittens sleeping next to the men. These guys raised them. Neither of them are "stupid". Yeah they are wild...

Surprised it wasn't a "who's hotter" post.

Awesome movie. I think I might go watch it again now.

At first, they were ignorant hateful scumbags for doing this. Now they've canceled it? At least go through with it, you cowards! Now they are chickenshit ignorant hateful scumbags. I'd have more respect for them if they had actually gone through with it.

It is definately a real website.

I fuck my hand regularly. Does that constitute as a hand fetish?

Let me guess, cats are noble animals too?

I'm sure he's great at parties, but on SNL? Fuck no! He's no where near pro standards. He sounds pretty much the same each voice.

Bangbros talk and high five each other too much.

sounds just like a half-assed 69er to me.

What I like to do is hire a sitter, tell her that my kid is asleep upstairs and that she shouldn't wake it up. Then when I come home, I ask her where my child has gone. Having an actual kid would ruin my fun.

AAANDD, why do they always sound so distraught while fucking? I love all the low budget Asian group stuff, but have to turn down the volume so I don't hear them crying.

I don't really know anymore myself. Something about penis?

Re: Scarlett Johansson really is sooo pretty I know everyone says she's gorgeous, so I'm in the wrong I know, but I just don't see it. There is something about her I just don't like...

Does YOUR FRIEND want the horses to be watching? Sort of like a "Please fuck my wife" type thing? Not that it makes a difference. I'm no way looking for it. That's a risky google session right there.

Harry Enfield(And chums) The Boyfriend Women: KNOW YOUR LIMITS!

I suppose they could be. For murder purposes only, of course. These girls aren't cannibals... Or are they? Shit, you'd have to ask them really. Are they members here? Sexual harrasment is best cured with a spear. This could be quite likely. Lisa 'Ahab' Ann is probably hunting whales. You'd...

I'd like them both to be tied up and dragged behind a speeding vehicle.

Honestly? It doesn't matter. It depends on what they wanted to kill I suppose. I'm not really up to date on my spearing. However, it was definately a spear and not a penis. I'm sick of these cock related innuendos. GROW UP GUYS, THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.

Jesus, you mean they might find out I have a perfectly normal attraction towards pornography?! OH FUCKING NOES.

If you are talking about your penis, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

What's a thang?

Are you asking if I like an enema while I jerk off? It kinda sounds that way.

Occasionally, my girl has asked me for it. She wouldn't like it all the time, but every now and again she feels extra dirty.

HA! That was gold. The dudes expression was priceless. "Use the force".

So you would send it AFTER recieving the access code? I see...

I think we all know he would look a little more like this.

Hmmmmmm...