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  1. Elwood70

    Backing Up Your Collection

    Another vote for external here. One of the best decisions I ever made was getting one. It's only 500 GB for now, but it's a sure thing.
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    Cheap Eats

    $35.00 a day would be enough for three meals and smokes..especially since I won't be buying smokes daily.
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    PUI- Posting while Under the Influence

    Re: PUI- Postng while Under the Influence Short answer: Yes I have, and will continue to do so. Long answer: "Under the influence" is subjective. Have I ever posted in the midst of an alcohol-fueled frenzy? Possibly, but I suck at typing - and I'm somewhat of a grammar/spell nazi - so, you'd...
  4. Elwood70

    Leya Fuckin Falcon

    This made me laugh. A lot.
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    Hey everybody! Let's mock some lurkers!

    Probably watching Game of Thrones...
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    Hey everybody! Let's mock some lurkers!

    ...and you've got twice as many posts... Wait....shit. Are mods off-limits?
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    Hey everybody! Let's mock some lurkers!

    Goddammit, I have no one specific to mock.......how about people that don't check their PMs? :cool:;)
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    Curt Schilling fired over response to Facebook post ...

    Ouoted - again - for motherfucking truth....and ... You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Iceman322 again. Also, that may have been copied for future use. :cool:
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    Leya Fuckin Falcon

    Here's a lot to love:
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    Dream car?? Reality??

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    Dream car?? Reality??

    Ha!!! As if I only have one dream car.... For the sake of discussion, I'll just say one per post. Steve McQueens' Mustang in Bullitt (Not a replica, the actual goddamn car - there's one left out there somewhere, it's hidden in a barn.) I'd rebuild the engine, trans and front suspension and...
  12. Elwood70

    Happy birthday to an amazing duck!

    Duck Amuck; the cartoon to end all cartoons. (YouTube didn't have the whole thing)
  13. Elwood70

    what the truth----anal sex

    My opinion on this matter isn't strong enough one way or the other to matter, but goddamn, this thread is hilarious.
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    "Affluenza teen" did drunk-driving, killed 4, goes to jail for 2 years

    I like the fact that you basically said "when" as opposed to "if". I would like to add another "if". If he gets out.... EDIT: God-fucking-dammit!!
  15. Elwood70

    Topic of the Week #2: What's Your Favourite Food?

    Re: Topic of the Week #2: What's Your Favourite Food Good fried chicken wings. When I was a kid, I almost choked to death on one. I was told I could never eat them again. Yeah, right.
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    New York Times Columnist 'jokes' about murder

    You, of all people, have an issue with this?
  17. Elwood70

    Nic Cage's Cagiest Cages

    Two words: Raising Arizona.
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    Justice Antonin Scalia has died

    Covered. :cool:
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    Stronger Alcohol Content Beer Thread

    ...or, drop a full shot of hooch into a mug of beer and chug that shit. :cool:
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    What do you shave with?

    Quoted for truth. Fuck Gillette. Buy a Schick instead.
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    The Southern/Country Rock Thread

    First things first: The guy that almost single-handedly created "Southern Rock" with this: 0y8Q2PATVyI ...and later, with the band he founded (June 27, 1971, at the Fillmore East, to be exact): Gg54zkr6IWs ...and a joke, stolen from the comments:
  22. Elwood70

    Ever Enjoy Doing Something Because It's Wrong And Not In Spite Of It?

    All. The. Motherfucking. Time. ...and I was raised Catholic - key word "was" . I'm impervious to guilt.
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    Anastasiadate.com creeps me out.

    Wait just a goddamn minute:Hawaii Five-O is on TNT? Since when? Is it the good ones?
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    Porn star Lisa Ann attacks Kanye West and says he sent her naked pictures

    Yep....and that's the part I wouldn't mention to mom.
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    First World Problems

    ...as if Paris is the one who actually calls the dealer.
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    Porn star Lisa Ann attacks Kanye West and says he sent her naked pictures

    I'd introduce Lisa Ann to my mom before Kanye.
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    Someone tried to KILL Danny Mountain at AVN?

    With a name like "mountain" you'd think no one would fuck with him.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? I was listening to "Lola" by The Kinks when I saw those pics. Make of that what you will. ;)
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    The "Hey, Guess What The Cat Did?" Thread

    ...and that's why we love 'em.
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    http://ist3-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/6/7/2/6/67261/3/s/D/A/3sDAS/Raylene-04.jpg
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    If You Had $20,000 To $50,000 To Invest What Would You Put It In?

    I'd invest in improving/perfecting tattoo removal techniques, and developing procedures to repair gauged ears. I sense a trend....
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    David Bowie has passed away

    Oh, I'm aware...believe me. :cool: This is my go-to for porn stars -of (almost) all ages. For everything else, there's Google.
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    David Bowie has passed away

    I think the song you're referring to is "Keep Me In Your Heart For Awhile". Me, too. "Enjoy every sandwich" are now words that I live by. That whole Letterman show is just almost too much. Also, when The Wallflowers (with special guest Jordan Zevon) played "Lawyers, Guns and Money" on a...
  34. Elwood70

    RIP Alan Rickman

    David Bowie and Alan Rickman..... fuck this week. Just fuck it. Hard.
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    David Bowie has passed away

    Here's the difference: Lynyrd Skynyrd's was unintentional
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    You're welcome. I try not to think about it that way, but yeah.

    You're welcome. I try not to think about it that way, but yeah.
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    David Bowie has passed away

    I haven't posted, or said my usual smartass comment anywhere today. Because David Bowie. Safe home, Starman. Thanks for everything. Every last bit.
  38. Elwood70

    What do you shave with?

    I do; and it does help a lot, but they still don't last nearly as long as they should. I basically have to shave more often to reduce irritation. The longer I let it go, the more painful it becomes.
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    What do you shave with?

    Because the whole industry is a fucking racket. The razors suck, and they're completely non-proprietary - even within the same manufacturers. I'd damn near give my left fucking nut to find a fucking razor blade that lasts more than three goddamn shaves. It doesn't matter what brand I use - but...
  40. Elwood70

    Best thing you got for Christmas?

    Aerosmith "Rocks" on vinyl. Because it is, and it does.
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    Oh no! Lemmy Kilmister has passed away

    Lemmy will never truly die, because somewhere, someone will always be blasting his music. "if I don't meet you no more in this world, I'll meet you in the next one, so don't be late."
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Stories like that - and punching Keith Richards for touching his guitar - are part of the reason why Chuck is the real King. szHlr7a4v_8 ...and I'm quite sure that young Keith said "all I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar..."
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    What's Better: A Lincoln Or A Cadillac?

    EDIT What the FUCK is wrong with this fucking board?
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    What's Better: A Lincoln Or A Cadillac?

    Noted, but the point still stands. :cool:
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