First World Problems

[Straight Shooter]

I just started a free trial of Apple Music and so far i'm loving it. Now I don't know if I want to stay with Apple after the trial is over and leave Spotify :dunno:

I went to the store to buy some Bear Naked Granola but they didn't have any in stock so I had to get regular processed granola

I ordered a pair of Jordan's online two days ago and they still haven't shipped yet. Come on!

 

[RASQ]

Neg reps for creating a stupid fucking thread. If you're bored, go jerk off dipshit.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Neg reps for creating a stupid fucking thread. If you're bored, go jerk off dipshit.

Right back at ya slick

 

[wolverine83]

Is it just me, or has the whole board got really stupid? I mean, that's a first world problem right?

 

[288gto]

firs world problems my ass lol

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Sometimes when I go to the Ralph's they only have Fat-Free Land O' Lakes Half 'n' Half instead of Regular. Also they don't have a coffee grinder so I'm forced to buy the already ground.

 

[Rey C.]

Good topic, I think. I mean, it makes you think about what we consider to be problems versus people who don't have clean water to drink or there are enemy soldiers advancing on their village.

Course, it also makes me think about what I consider to be a problem versus someone like [NOBABE]Paris Hilton[/NOBABE]. Her problem would be that she can't locate her coke dealer before the party tonight or that barking rat she carries in her purse just threw up on her.

I guess everything is relative, huh? :dunno:

 

[Elwood70]

Course, it also makes me think about what I consider to be a problem versus someone like [NOBABE]Paris Hilton[/NOBABE]. Her problem would be that she can't locate her coke dealer before the party tonight or that barking rat she carries in her purse just threw up on her.

I guess everything is relative, huh? :dunno:

...as if Paris is the one who actually calls the dealer.

 

[Rey C.]

Well, that's true. Her assistant's assistant is probably the one in charge of getting her coke... before she cleans up the dog vomit.

The coke shows up 30 seconds late and Paris has a meltdown: "I can't deal! I can't deal! OMG! Somebody call daddy and tell him to put another $500K in my account. I need a new purse and shoes!"

 

[sean miguel]

I count carbs.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Stole this thread from Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/new/

Some of my favorite posts from there:

"I forgot to validate my parking at the Louis Vuitton store after purchasing a purse for my wife. Now i have to pay $8 for parking"

"For the second year in a row, I jumped to a higher tax bracket"

"I keep forgetting to DVR Downton Abbey so I have to watch it on SD OnDemand"

:1orglaugh

 

[Rey C.]

Cool.

I like these:

My Roomba didn't make it back to its charger so I have to manually vacuum my house.

I live in a gated community so every time I get directions home Google warns me that the route has restricted usage roads

For my next fill-up, I have $2.00 off each gallon of gas through a grocery store rewards card. All gas stations within 50 miles of me are about $1.90/gallon.


No wonder those ISIS guys hate us so much. If they ever open up membership to us pork eaters, we might have to talk.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When I went to the gym yesterday I took Olympic. I was going to make a left on Overland so I pulled into the turn lane. When the light turned green the guy ahead of me didn't get out into the intersection. Because of this he made the light and I had to wait for the next one.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I haven't lost my Vegas weight.



Shame on me.

 

[Rey C.]

A buddy of mine's wife complained that her maid didn't show up after the snow storm that we had last week. She actually had to vacuum the floors herself! I think I need to move away. I just don't know if I want to continue living in a country where upper middle class women feel that they have to vacuum their own floors, when their minimum wage maids aren't willing to walk through two feet of snow and travel icy roads to get to their houses to vacuum and clean. There ort to be a law, ya know?!

 

[Straight Shooter]

A buddy of mine's wife complained that her maid didn't show up after the snow storm that we had last week. She actually had to vacuum the floors herself! I think I need to move away. I just don't know if I want to continue living in a country where upper middle class women feel that they have to vacuum their own floors, when their minimum wage maids aren't willing to walk through two feet of snow and travel icy roads to get to their houses to vacuum and clean. There ort to be a law, ya know?!

Hey, if they pay for the maid then they have the right to complain