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More like they just want to get the fuck away from Pennsylvania. ;) :D

Brooklyn Chase

If memory serves, it was in good shape bodywise. Slight rust on the quarters, faded paint, but nothing major. It was a base Road Runner,I think it was originally a bench seat, four-speed car, but someone added period correct bucket seats. The fact that they were also the right color leads me to...

The fastest I've ever been a passenger in a car - so far - was 140 mph in a 1970 Road Runner with a 383 and a pistol-grip 4-speed....and no front shocks. At least, my friend said it was a 383, but when I got a job working with the guy he bought it from, I discovered (and later verified) that...

Just a heads-up, I cleared my cookies and everything's fine. Also, according to Freeones, Gianna Michaels is active. :cool:

WooHoo!!! This fucking thread.... A coupe from the archives...

http://http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-iron-man-objectively-better-than-batman_p1/

Meh, Iron Man's better.

Depends on the day. Some days I wanna be Tony Stark/Iron Man (self-explanatory), some days Thor. (Who wouldn't want to be a GOD!? ) Villains? Loki - absolutely no question. Trickery and mischief? I'm totally in. Of course, if you were to broaden this to include the entire Marvel universe, I'd...

I just shaved with a safety razor that's at least 50 years old. The blade inside is brand-new. My face is so smooth, it's like I never had any facial hair - ever. The handle is a little too short, but other than that, it's fucking epic. Here's the funny part: It's a fucking Gillette.

Freeones goes well with nicotine, caffeine and alcohol.

How do you know I haven't?

Wishing/hoping for death upon more people? Can't say I'm surprised.

Should I be offended by that?:cool: Heh... "most". Amateurs.

Okay, I can see that. I just thought it would be a good idea by virtue of pure quantity.

I'm somewhat surprised by this. After all, there's a lotta fuckin' holes in the desert.

I would start by not posting about it on a public message board.

I'm going to go get more smokes before I get too drunk to drive. BRB....

Damn, what the fuck do they put in the water over there? You're gorgeous.

Wow...fuck all y'all. Motherfuckers.

Who?

Head cheese. You're welcome.

Not in my experience. It tends to go better with clear booze like rum or vodka....especially bottom-shelf rum.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to zeeblofowl_1969 again. For this: (Emphasis mine)

Re: Google "beiing a soldier is stupid" Is that sentiment coming from the right or the left? I'd love to ask my uncle if it happened to him, but I can't. He didn't make it back.

Stopped reading at "all".

Man,I miss the shit outta some crabs...haven't had them in ages. (Being born-and-raised in Md. adds a whole different context to that statement.....right? )

I did, and I still have mine. All I have to do now is find another woman who has a March birthday...:D

No, you fuckin' don't.:cool:

Congratufuckinlations, Mandy!!!!

Wait, you guys don't have after-parties? Another illusion shattered....

For the record, I have no issue with the liberal use of "fuck", and all forms thereof. In fact, I like it. I'm amused by the fact that "testing dirty" has an entirely different meaning in the porn industry than virtually anywhere else. Alcohol is a drug. I mean, I see your point completely...

Who "has" the biggest dick, or who is...? Also, nothing. I've been doing nothing - at least nothing particularly noteworthy.

Of course...it's a perfectly logical and courteous discussion. . . . . . . . . :cool:

It does. The "once lived in area" was Silver Spring. Oh, and it really was a good time: I was a kid, and for an entire summer, we had random transformer failures/explosions. It was fucking awesome!

I didn't pick anything in the fuckin' poll because none of the choices apply. It's nature's domain. That said, I think the idea of controlling the weather - at least partially - is possible. Also, the frequent power failures may be due to the age of the power infrastructure in your neck of the...

Goddamn right we do.

/thread. Best possible answer.

Along those same lines is Michael Phelps schooling Chad le Clos.

Know what I think would be funny? A Redskins/Patriots Super Bowl.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=x-ray+photoshop

It's just the latest word to have been diluted to the point it's practically lost all meaning. Like "addicted", and "love".

Going by the fact that more than a few have changed, not a goddamn thing.

Not for a lack of trying. I don't push it to excess......any more.

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional.

I haven't had the need or want to do it here, but if I were to, I'd just screen cap and crop the post...then put it on a hosting site. Test:

Call me shithouse crazy, but I'm sensing a pattern....

Beat me to it, so I'll just QFMT.

Where's the option for Pokemon: I don't give a shit either way?

....Shall not be infringed.