How would you dispose of a dead body if you had to?
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GodsEmbryo
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Who did you kill and how much is it worth to you to keep us silent?
I'm asking for a friend, postmortem
As is explained very well in the film Snatch "PIGS"
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I would keep it for vaginal intercourse and buttsex until it decomposed and my filthy wiener ground it into dust.
The best way to dispose of a body is to use an incinerator. There are some animal shelters that have an incinerator on site. Of course I've never done this, all hypothetical of course.........
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Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
First of all, I wouldn't hide it if it was an accident, I would get a good lawyer, and have him try and plea bargain it down as far as possible. But, if I did it intentionally, I would likely put a bullet in the back of their head, and stuff a wad of cash in one pocket, and bunch of drugs in the other. The cops don't work very hard to solve the murders of drug dealers. Of course there's always the industrial type "accident" work place accidents happen EVERY DAY.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'd say ask someone in the Clinton Crime Family but they're actually terrible at covering up their messes.
Lake Mead. A couple cinder blocks. Rope. Done.
Lake Mead. A couple cinder blocks. Rope. Done.
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
I'm somewhat surprised by this. After all, there's a lotta fuckin' holes in the desert.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
The thing is, the means of detecting bodies underground has gotten pretty sophisticated. There are coves around Lake Mead that are almost never visited.
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
Okay, I can see that. I just thought it would be a good idea by virtue of pure quantity.
Rane1071
For the EMPEROR!!
Stage 1) Get a boat, find an old kitchen appliance like a fridge or stove, a couple of lengths of chains, sail out just beyond the Sydney heads and combine articles together and drop over the side. Stage 2) Open a cold beer and head back to town whilst singing "I come from a land Down Under".
In short a "Sydney Send-off".
lol :1orglaugh
In short a "Sydney Send-off".
lol :1orglaugh
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
With the size and scope of the American Southwest, I'd think it would be just as easy to dispose of a body in the middle of a National Park. Fly over BLM land somewhere and drop it out of a plane or chopper and no one would get to it before the coyotes, pumas, vultures, etc. But most Goombas don't think to travel far enough off the beaten path to do something like that. You'll hear stories of lost hikers and climbers that are never found because they didn't think to bring GPS, a phone or a flare gun. That's why I don't venture very far from my couch.
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'm a Paisano. Well the good half, anyway. But yeah, that's one of the reasons the mob really hasn't lasted out here. They're lazy and kinda stupid.
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