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  1. Elwood70

    Baddass Album Covers

    Fucking Molly Hatchet...all of them.
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    who cooks the best chicken COl sanders (KFC) -OR- El polo loco

    Who cooks the best chicken? That's easy: I do.
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    Share your Holiday wishes.

    Those are cool. That's one of those things that makes me think, "Why did it take so long to come up with that?".
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    George Michael has gone to that great public restroom in the sky.

    Shit's gettin' weird now.... RIP
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    Merry Christmas To All The Sweaty Perverts And Women Who Have Sex For Money

    Merry Christmas, and Yippie Ki Yay, Motherfucker(s).
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    For the attention of bobjustbob

    I'm sure your spaghetti is so awesome that comparing it to Olive Garden in any way is blasphemy. Saying "spaghetti" and "Olive Garden" in the same goddamn sentence is sacrilege. They don't "kind of" suck, they absofuckinglutely suck. Also, this is actually a good thread. Shit keeps up, I may...
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    A friend is a thing that you should not eat

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ace Boobtoucher again. Spreading that holiday cheer!!
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    What are the RIGHTS of the people who post on threads on freeones

    They're better with good bourbon. So I've heard.
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    Yes, I did. :cool: I was intentionally a generation late - hoping someone would take a swing.... :D (For those that don't know "Oh Well" was redone/covered by Rumours-era Fleetwood Mac, but was written by Peter Green.)
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    ...

    The chain (see what I did there? ;) ) of ownership of that particular Les Paul: Peter Green -> Gary Moore -> Kirk Hammett
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    ...

    Invalid argument - He got that one back: http://www.guitarplayer.com/gear/1012/how-slash-reunited-joe-perry-with-a-prized-59-les-paul/48100
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TheWhiteDevil again. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TheWhiteDevil again. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TheWhiteDevil again.
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    Personal top 10 Christmas songs

    Ten? Meh... (EDIT...well, fuck you, too.)
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    R.I.P. John Glenn - dead at 95

    I know it's said around here in jest all the time, but he really is a Goddamn American Treasure. RIP. John Glenn
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    Domino's Is Better Than Pizza Hut Gosh Darnit!

    Ledo's is allright, but nothing beats Armand's Chicago Pizzeria.
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    Fidel Castro Just Bought Something...

    Report: Cuba bans sale of alcohol to deter celebrations of dictators death I guess so.... the party would be like Mardi Gras had an unholy union with Altamont.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? ..and there's another one for the list... :cool:
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    JFK Cover up- The whole messy thing

    Found this among my bookmarks (Note: The original link was dead, but I Googled the title) Continued here: CIA director withheld information about JFK assassination I'm not sure how reliable that site is as a source - it's almost 3AM here - but I do remember thinking "Why in the hell isn't...
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    The ethics and lessons of being a hobo

    Well, damn. I learned something new today. http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/infrastructure/a3134/how-trains-can-be-silent-killers-16627219/
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    Uninvited to Thanksgiving Dinner because of election

    President Kennedy would disagree....vehemently.
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    The butthurt is worse than I thought. lol at Calexit

    I got curious... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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    Chemtrails : Aluminum & Other Poisons Falling From The Sky

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ace Boobtoucher again. Goddammit...
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    JFK Cover up- The whole messy thing

    I wasn't either, and neither were my brother or sister, both of whom are older than me. Agreed.
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    I do not like her Politics but.

    This made me crack the fuck up....
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    Maddy O'Reilly is gone too fat!

    ...says the one who censored the word "pussy". On a fucking porn board. :D
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    Coffee Refills At Restaurants

    Thanks.:cool:
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    Coffee Refills At Restaurants

    Fuck coffee.I only drink coffee because I can't afford cocaine.
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    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    Since bumping threads seems to be a trend lately....
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    Clintons: What now?

    Damn, you just love wishing death on people, huh?
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    ...

    Either way, it's gonna be a ride.
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    IS FREEONES a LBGTQ or Homosexual or Heterosexual SITE

    I thought Freeones was a site for people that love fucking. Simple as that.
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    Great Porn Feuds

    The plot thickens.... I feel like this is the calm before the storm.
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    ...

    Already voted....absentee ballot. Maryland is fucking awesome - mostly.
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    2016 MLB Thread

    Oh hells yeah - to all of it.
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    This man is my hero. Fast cars. Fast girls. Any chance that he'd adopt me???

    I'd drive a Lambo- as long as it was this one: Is that irony?
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    NFL '15 Season Thread

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?876384-NFL-16-Season-Thread
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    Hey everybody! Let's mock some lurkers!

    No. Fucking. Way. (It was more of a generalized comment.)
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    Hey everybody! Let's mock some lurkers!

    What. The. Fuck.
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    marijuana

    I agree with your point,it should be 100% legal, and regulated like cigarettes. That is, if you can fire up a fatty in public, I can fire up a fucking Marlboro. ;-) It's a cannabis oil called Charlotte's Web, named for the girl in question. All of the benefits, with none of the "benefits"...
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    What skillz do you have?

    I'm modest to a fault.
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    Don't like to go down!?

    I thought that was the problem?
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    which is your favorite band?

    Three guesses...first two don't count.
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    Donald Trump -- Porn Star Claims ... He Offered $10k for Alone Time

    Stopped reading after that...
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    New Gen (after 1990) music vs Old Gen (Before 1980) music

    No, but in fairness, no one can sing like Bon.
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    Don't like to go down!?

    Yes. I'm also pretty sure I know which attorney. I'm also pretty sure that no palms were greased, just bullshit invoked.
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    Don't like to go down!?

    No, I didn't. It wasn't a year. No pressure. There were definitely shenanigans involved. I read I was divorced on the Internet on a newspaper website.. I then went to Annapolis to obtain a copy of the paperwork which confirmed it.
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    Don't like to go down!?

    Considering the ease in which my ex obtained the divorce, not in Maryland. I suppose having contacts in the industry didn't hurt.
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