Dorothy entering Emerald City

[flamebroiled]

Dorothy says, "Oh, please! Please, sir! I've got to see the Wizard! The Good Witch of the North sent me!"

Guardian of the Emerald City Gates replies, "Prove it!"

Scarecrow interjects, "She's wearing the panties that she purchased at FreeOnes dot com!"

The Guardian replies, "Oh, so she is! Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you say that in the first place? Anybody that is a friend of FreeOnes is a friend of mine. Come on in!"

[To be continued]

 

[Ace Bandage]

At that point, a massive nuclear weapon hit the Emerald City, killing everyone. Sadly, no fucks were given that day.

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[Njosnavelin]

How riveting....Fuck the suspense is killing me.

 

[flamebroiled]

At that point, a massive nuclear weapon hit the Emerald City, killing everyone. Sadly, no fucks were given that day.

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The nuclear blast also wiped out the munchkin population.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

The nuclear blast also wiped out the munchkin population.

Are you 12?

 

[Njosnavelin]

[Takes out a mega sized fan] Fan them flames....Fan them Fan them.....Fuck we're sucking diesal now....On fire!

 

[STDiva]

...then Scarecrow and the Tin Man pulled out their half flaccid, half hard 8" penis's and gave Dorothy the ole' rotisserie treatment.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

You should right a story about it in the erotic stories section, i would read it.
I'm sure it would be pretty good

 

[flamebroiled]

Are you 12?

Daddy, yes it's me... Why aren't you paying child support? Mommy sold the house and we are living with her sister.

Daddy, my Mommy says that you are "fucked up" in the head and have "personal problems".

Daddy, are you fucked up in the head like Mommy says?

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Daddy, yes it's me... Why aren't you paying child support? Mommy sold the house and we are living with her sister.

Daddy, my Mommy says that you are "fucked up" in the head and have "personal problems".

Daddy, are you fucked up in the head like Mommy says?

If you keep flaming me on here(or attempting to upset me) it could see you getting an infraction or even a ban.
You are not proving anything by doing so, it is the internet and i wouldn't take everything so seriously if i were you.
Grow up

I am just going to edit this post to reply to your Petition to ban Bigmanharris thing, since it was closed, as i knew it would be

To me, this thread is humorous, but you take it serious.

Evidently you understand the gravity and are holding on to grips so you cannot float around aimlessly.

You can keep posting in this thread all you want, unlike you i am not holding onto a grudge.
It is therefore ironic that you say i am taking this too seriously when it is you that is making several personal attacks (if you would call it that)

 

[alexpnz]

sorry, Ulysses!

 

[PirateKing]

...then Scarecrow and the Tin Man pulled out their half flaccid, half hard 8" penis's and gave Dorothy the ole' rotisserie treatment.

I guess leaving the lion out was for the better. Wouldn't want things getting too freaky.

Or maybe he's too much of a pussy anyway.
Hehe, see what I did there?

 

[flamebroiled]

I don't see any problem here, do you?

 

[Henrik Larsson]

I don't see any problem here, do you?

Who said there was a problem with this thread?

 

[lurkingdirk]

This thread is full of....shit?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

It is now.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[TheOrangeCat]

 

[grower_boy]

This thread needs Sheamus:

 

[Tittyman5000]

Ah the Emerald Isle! There's nothing like the smell of peat burning from a Nuclear blast