The Orange Cat overindulges

[lurkingdirk]

Dude, you HAVE to get this under control...

 

[Red Spyder]

Well, at least he's got good taste there and not just guzzling down a couple bottles of MD 20/20... or is that what he's going to have next?

 

[StanScratch]

"Well, my, my, my! It's the Defective Detective once more. Lay it on me, Einstein!"

 

[L3ggy]

Nice shades.

 

[lurkingdirk]

"Well, my, my, my! It's the Defective Detective once more. Lay it on me, Einstein!"

Bwahahahaha. I love how obscure this reference to Dale the Whale is. How many people here do you think will get it?

 

[StanScratch]

Bwahahahaha. I love how obscure this reference to Dale the Whale is. How many people here do you think will get it?

Few. I thought for a second about editing the main character's name into the quote, but found myself feeling dirty for even thinking so.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Bwahahahaha. I love how obscure this reference to Dale the Whale is. How many people here do you think will get it?

I got it, even before I saw this.

By the way, I hate Mondays.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Few. I thought for a second about editing the main character's name into the quote, but found myself feeling dirty for even thinking so.

Does that make me dirty for mentioning the name?

I'm okay with that. But may I please have a wipe?

I got it, even before I saw this.

By the way, I hate Mondays.

But are you afraid of milk?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I do NOT have a drinking problem.

Every drop goes right into my mouth. No spills, no problem.

P.S, yes, my shades are awesome.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I do NOT have a drinking problem.

Every drop goes right into my mouth. No spills, no problem.

P.S, yes, my shades are awesome.

But you're such a slut when you're drunk.

By the way, Lindsay Lohan won't stop calling, asking for you. She said you gave her something dirty, and she found it refreshing to not be the one with the scary STD.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

But you're such a slut when you're drunk.

By the way, Lindsay Lohan won't stop calling, asking for you. She said you gave her something dirty, and she found it refreshing to not be the one with the scary STD.

Lindsay's problem is she doesn't know when to quit. Yes, I fucked her in the ass. Yes, I gave her herpes. But she has to realize that, after catching me balling Selena Gomez, it's all over. Move on bitch.

But I will let you have my sloppy seconds, Dirk.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Lindsay's problem is she doesn't know when to quit. Yes, I fucked her in the ass. Yes, I gave her herpes. But she has to realize that, after catching me balling Selena Gomez, it's all over. Move on bitch.

But I will let you have my sloppy seconds, Dirk.

Sorry. Sloppy seconds have been served to you.

It's time you know that.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Maybe, but not yours, as I have not spotted any of the following the mimsies I have known and briefly loved:

Maggots
Candy Bar Wrappers
Swiffer Wet Jet Replacement Pads
Smegma flakes as thick as Parmesan rind
Yawing, gaping shame

 

[Christa]

That cat party's LOL