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Hmm, if that's for a shoot I think I might know what that's for... :D Yowza! ... I may have made a slight purring noise at that pic... :o

Well, you did say no limits! :D No pressure though. You get to them when you get to them. :)

Better than what? You broke up (I'm guessing she broke up with you, right?). You don't own her body, and once you two broke up you had no right to expect her to "remain true to you"... once you break up you're no longer in a relationship, monogamous or otherwise. So no, you don't deserve better...

This. You need to break up with her. Not because she slept with someone else, because you weren't together, but because you decided to treat her like that and she deserves better. Everyone deserves better than that. She wasn't your girlfriend and her body is not your property. Get over...

So then you're saying I should ask for more and you'll queue them however based on stuff like convenience? Cool! Can do! :D Okay... Costumes/Dress-up (much like the superhero one asked for earlier, not buying stuff, it has to be stuff you already own): You dressed up as a goth girl. You as...

Well, I'm still wearing mine too, I'm not doing it up though. It's not quite shirtsleeves weather. It's... maybe heavy sweater weather. :yesyes: You've tasted it, have you..? :confused: I think I'm mostly to blame for that! :D (probably why I haven't been rushing to add more... yet) If it...

Yeah, the games sucked. Seemed more like a series of progress bars and microtransactions than actual games, and as far as the online social stuff... I think I generally prefer email and message boards. They seem more sociable and interactive. But then maybe I missed something, as I didn't really...

"Female circumcision". Yeah, it's fucked up. It's one of those things where I can't even begin to fathom how people like that, who think that kind of thing is... not evil can even exist.

Not sure what I'd do on it. Someone convinced me to sign up once upon a time for the games, but I was not impressed by them and the whole "social media" thing... didn't seem all that social to me. :dunno: Well, from what I heard it was more... fantasyish I guess... than was expected. But I...

Ugh. There was a doctor doing that to women. Without their consent. Like, women would go in for a hysterectomy and he'd just do it while they were out. He apparently was able to keep that up for about twenty years without getting his medical license pulled.

Gary Busy is an actor who is primarily known for being kinda crazy. You're posting interesting things on Facebook? ... Aww, you're not gonna make me have to sign up to that thing, are you? :( You know, I've never had anything like that happen. The worst I've had to deal with is going to see...

Huh, how was Noah? The people I know who've seen it said it was pretty fuckin' weird... :dunno:

That gives an excellent view of your tattoo...

Might have to come up with more situations for you to react to, 'cause those were pretty great. :) I have now totally seen you nibble on a peanut shell... never expected to see that. :1orglaugh

Okay, those reaction shots were awesome. I especially like the tiny box of cereal face. You are incredibly adorable. :) :drawheart: edit: Pensive V.Bear-Avatar Harley is pretty sweet too... :D

The police are involved? Again!? ... ... I'm telling you, I lose more monster dildos that way than I'd know what to do with! Great... now what am I supposed to do this weekend? :cussing:

I'd let you borrow mine but Stiffy hasn't given it back yet... :(

Ah. I was just thinking midriff, nudity not required... but I'm certainly not going to suggest that said nudity isn't both appealing and welcome. :D I'm sure whatever you fancy will be great. I just wanna see what you can do because the drawings I've seen of yours so far have all been pretty...

Considering how entertaining class is I'm in zero rush to graduate. No problem at all. I'm always happy (badumtish) to point people toward examples of Harley's exquisite beauty :). No one should miss out on that.

As I've said before, I'm trying to get my PhD in Harleyology... :D :thumbsup: School girl pics. Corset. Glasses. :D

I can answer that: Yes. Yes. And yes. There's a school girl video, and a couple of pics from it were posted in a thread somewhere here by Harley. She has a set and a video with glasses. And she has had a couple of sets and videos with corsets. I could probably find links to the non-video...

I'm fine with that :). I just think it might be neat to see what you could do under those conditions. Also... for the erotic art section? So... you're going to draw naked people on yourself? Or would the erotic part of it be that it'd be on you...? :D

That's an interesting question which you forgot to use a question mark for, as though it were a statement. Here's some other interesting questions... When opinions are, by nature, subjective why are you acting as though yours is objective? Why are you asking other people why you hold a certain...

Okay, I have another idea. This one is potentially difficult, time consuming and messy so I understand if you don't want to do it, I just figure it'd be cool to see. Basically, I know you have some pretty impressive art skills, and you don't mind writing on yourself (presumably) in makeup of...

:1orglaugh Ah, okay. Wouldn't stay huh? Well... apparently your elephant has questionable judgment. Anyone in their right mind wouldn't want to leave. :)

I... uh, see now I have to wonder if that's just you being totally facetious or whether there's something to that. After all you did that whole context-less blaming of T-rex for your armpits being purple. Sure, I knew what you were talking about, and probably jitna, but I imagine everyone else...

Wait a minute, I think I missed the bigger picture here... ... what were you trying to hold in your butt crack and why? :confused:

:D I have trouble believing things don't want to stay in your butt crack. :D Though this is appreciated, because it is quite the sight to see. :D Season five, episode three "Basic Intergluteal Numismatics"

Are... are you saying you want to toss coins into Harley's butt crack?

So you want to see her in a short skirt where her butt is hanging out the bottom? Huh, if I was gonna go down the road of having her butt hanging out of short bottoms I'd have gone with the other side of the coin and asked for Harley + Jean Shorts + "Plumber's" Crack... :D

Well, the flowers are red like blood and blue like bruises so it's, uh... it's kinda tough looking. In a way. A pretty and girly kinda way... :suspicious: :D

That's actually a pretty good snarly face! Your phone better watch the fuck out! :D

Sorry 'bout that. :( If it helps... best thread ever! :D Hmm, between the gum pics and the uvula pics I gotta say, you really do have a great mouth. Even when it's stuffed with a pile of gum thus giving you chipmunk cheeks (which is totally adorable by the way :)).

Okay, reaction shots! I want to see pics of the faces you'd make when... You've just realized your home is haunted by the time traveling ghost of Richard Simmons! You rented your favorite movie, only to put it on and find someone swapped it out with Two Girls One Cup! You figure you're at...

I will, of course, abuse this privilege! :D Well, you know... me. :dunno: And I've never seen your uvula before so it's all new and stuff! Wow... you have a surprisingly tiny uvula! You know what they say about girls with small uvulas...? Absolutely nothing because most people don't even...

How about a picture of your uvula? (Yeah, you probably should have a put a limit on the number of requests :o) :D edit: Also... there was totally a smile there...

Okay... another idea: A picture of you in a homemade superhero costume. Don't buy anything for it (because that would be no fun), scavenge stuff from around your home and slap something together (you know, like the whole blanket-as-cape kinda thing). :D edit: How about a picture of you eating...

That sounds perfect! :) Just to make sure, and keep you warm, you should totally wear a parka or some other type of winter clothing while doing it. :D I... huh... actually I find the idea of pensive Harley to be quite appealing... :dunno:

Two more ideas... 1) A picture of you totally naked holding a sign that says... "Cosplayed as Lady Godiva... ... won every costume contest ever!" 2) A picture of you holding an ice cream cone and just staring at it, totally not licking it at all... just to tease jitna! :D

Hmm... it occurs to me that the vanilla ice cream would probably be cold and uncomfortable. My original thinking was that the tea would help offset that, but probably not a lot. Maybe it should be vanilla pudding instead...? Then again, you did do that video with the ice cubes and you said it...

Actually I was thinking of asking you to dress up in the nicest, most dignified clothes you can manage and pretend to ride it as though it were a horse... ... yes I'm still weird. :o Oh... well that makes all the difference! So always. And, well... I would like to see a picture of... ...

See, now I'm wondering... is there a limit to the number of photos someone can ask for? Because what if I come up with something, ask for it, then I come up with a better idea later and I've already wasted the request!?

I'm guessing you don't have one of those pink plastic lawn flamingos, do you? Naaaah, probably not... I'll keep thinkin'... :D

Just for fun, huh? Cool, because you obviously had my votes anyway. :D I'm gonna need to think about this... :)

So I take it then you're banking on the quotation marks being a petty offhand insult made for no particular reason...

That was a typo, she meant to say Fruity Dinks. That's Peter Dinklage's nickname. He's a bit of a wild one and likes to dress pretty...

I'm a little confused by the quotation marks in the title around the word models...

The majority of anxiety medications work by reducing brain activity which means common side effects include: drowsiness, slowed reflexes, confusion and disorientation, depression, light-headedness and blurred or double vision. And of course mind-numbing fear isn't likely to do you a world of...

And my vote shall go to Ari Dee. :)