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I'm obviously voting for Harley as well. :)

Oh, I believe I should inform you... I've nom'ed you in OCSMotW. :)

MS MR - No Trace

I shall confirm that I have not been replaced by one of those evil space alien pod people and nom Harley Spencer. :D

See... that's an American band, but it's on the BBC. So, really, now I'm just even more confused. :D

So I have to ask the important question here... are we talking North American "fanny" or British "fanny"...?

Judging by lurkingdirk... it might get fixed after several years if I leave the board for a time and she wants to bribe me back. Otherwise... I'll probably be rocking the red for the rest of my stay here. She's hit a few other people with it, Squallumz for instance, and that was apparently...

I shall vote for Masuimi Max.

Congratulation Harley! :D And I shall now... ... oh. I was gonna nom Maggie. So yeah, I guess I'll just second that. :dunno:

Massive Attack - One Thought at a Time

Just let me know when I can get my first taste of Kentucky Fried Dodo. Until I can eat them I am unimpressed by science's efforts to revive the long dead.

To me this reads not unlike, "So, I wanted to start an argument because I'm a troll..." which actually does jive with my interpretation of your inconsistency...

I'm obviously voting for Harley Spencer. :)

The best talker among birds is the African Grey. They cost around $800-$1500 and they can live upwards of 50 years. They can accidentally learn to say things (as in, they'll pick up stuff you don't specifically train them to do, which can be bad depending on what they pick up). Alternately the...

Well, this sucks. I... I guess this also means we can probably finally accept that there will be no Ghostbusters III. :(

These days? I'm quite fond of, like, Chinese food and tacos. When I was a kid? There wasn't really much I craved. :dunno: Food was food and I don't recall being overly fond of much of any of it. Cereal maybe?

*think back to first time* *remembers how drunk I was* ... yeeeah... I'm not sure if I could find a .gif that's that out of focus. :dunno:

This does not jive with this... When you start talking about how you perceive American women as shallow gold diggers and how it's laughable they want equal rights and men to pay for things, you can't then write off your tirade as being fallout from your girlfriend not letting you pay for...

Hey Commander Potato, did you just cite a wiki? Because, uh... ... as a rule, you probably don't want to go citing sources that you've already rejected as inadequate and inaccurate. Never a good idea to reference something that doesn't meet your own standards of evidence. See, that kind of...

Nine Inch Nails - Ringfinger

Re: Who made you cum today? Harley Spencer. Twice actually. :D

This is from four years ago...

Put me down for Ari Dee.

Ah yes, eugenics... that always goes so well. And it's not like there have been a stream of "defective" people who've achieved quite a bit. You know, except Stephen Hawking. And of course for the fact that, though testing didn't exist for the conditions while they were alive, the likes of...

Dear Topic Creator, Anytime you find yourself in a thread where Will E Worm agrees with you, the proper course of action is to stop and rethink your stance. Then when you're done, you should probably rethink your life. Sincerely, Mr. Happy HappyJoyJoy P.S. You mean like calling them...

lizardblizzard.

You should do some research into NIDA. It's a billion+ dollar a year pile of shit and always has been. Corrupt agenda-driven politicians pretending to be scientists...

Oh come on, I'm not that bad. And he did get Stiffy... :dunno:

OMG... lizardblizzard alt account confirmed! :D

Nah, I'm good with both thanks.

So, if I understand what you're saying correctly... the United States made the wrong black man President... This is probably the fault of white America. I'm sure they thought they were voting for McMillan but couldn't tell the two apart... :D

Well, I guess it depends on your definition of "porn star", but... Sources: Image One, Image Two, Image Three

So you're saying that Obama and Holder should stop playing politics in foreign countries like Russia and Utah? :D (sorry, that just reads funny and I had a chuckle there)

You sure you aren't thinking of Quayle, not Dukakis? And of course in that case it's Commander Potatoe (the "E" is silent).

Thanks for the rep. I figured, considering what his father said, it was almost inevitable that someone would bring it up. We don't want him. Bieber either... :D

Just to make it clear: No. You guys cannot send Ted Cruz "back" to Canada. (even if, unlike with Barack and Kenya, Ted was actually born here...)

Um... ask?

I'm gonna guess he was going through a dark and confused time about.... nine years ago. :D

I've don't think I've ever been confused by a boner. Me and my dick have an understanding between us...

Usain Bolt will never defeat the people who work for the Association of Equipment Manufacturers (aka AEMricans)! ... that's what this topic is about, right? I ran this shit through Babblefish and that's still the best I could come up with. :dunno:

No, of course not. My posting is nothing like his. And of course there are people on this board who know my real name and have seen my face and can readily confirm I am not him. So... uh, I guess the "logical" conclusion is that, of course, I must be him. The evidence against it seems too great...

Well, obviously the shitty quality of evidence and sources for your conspiracies can be written off due to "suppression" by [insert shadowy thing here] and the rock solid nature and pervasiveness of the evidence against your conspiracies can be written off as "misinformation" spread by [insert...

Probably this. It's a theme. He doesn't know how to fact check. I've sourced some of his information elsewhere, and showed that the site he referenced plagiarized from another author. He then, refusing to admit defeat, tried to pass off that author as an "expert", so then I pointed out that, by...

Huh, I've been saying Harleycentric. I'm not even kidding. I've used that. More than once.

Harley! :D (yes, that was a vote)

He might be... a bit delusional. :1orglaugh

Yeah, it's been positively weeks since I've done that. Had to let some other people get a chance to show you some appreciation. :o And of course I'm always fan of you being wet, really in any sense... :D

On the bright side, it seems like a lot of guys have the maturity of babies. So, there could be a whole "two birds, one stone" thing right there! That's convenient! :D

It's a frustrating situation to be in. Chances are most people have been in a relationship at one point or another where there wasn't as much bedroom shenanigans as they'd like. It's not really a question that anyone but her can answer though, because so many things can affect sex drive, and...

Define "self-respecting"...? I could see having some issues being with someone who is currently doing hardcore porn. They're sleeping with other people, and that won't sit well with a lot of folks. I'm not sure if I could handle that, maybe, but I'd tend to think there'd be problems and...