What would you like?

[jitna]

Are... are you saying you want to toss coins into Harley's butt crack?

if i were to put a coin into Harley's crack i would not toss it, i would carefully place it with love

 

[jitna]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8291505, member: 579739"]You want me to gurgle your load?

well i wouldnt turn down the offer

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8291505, member: 579739"]I'll look through my collection and dig out the shortest skirt I can find.

yay!

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8291505, member: 579739"]What's the from?

its from the show Community

 

[Ace Bandage]

I would like to see you in a topless photo with thigh high socks, a skirt, glasses, and angry/mad face. Assuming of course that you have those items. If not, improvise. Please and thank you.



Side note: this thread is full of awesome. You win the Internet today.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8291505, member: 579739"]I could manage that.

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8291505, member: 579739"]They might not stay. I've tried holding things in my butt crack before...

I have trouble believing things don't want to stay in your butt crack.

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8291505, member: 579739"]... and I can't get my cheeks to stay together long enough I guess they like being spread open.

Though this is appreciated, because it is quite the sight to see.

its from the show Community

Season five, episode three "Basic Intergluteal Numismatics"

 

[Harley Spencer]

I would like to see you in a topless photo with thigh high socks, a skirt, glasses, and angry/mad face. Assuming of course that you have those items. If not, improvise. Please and thank you.



Side note: this thread is full of awesome. You win the Internet today.

I do have all of those items! I have numerous thigh high stockings (you mean the sexy sheer or fishnet kind, right? not regular socks? if regular socks, then I don't, other than rainbow toe socks), glasses that I wear when I get sick of my contacts, and different types of skirts, including lace, ruffles, jean, business skirts. Which would you like?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Wait a minute, I think I missed the bigger picture here...

I've tried holding things in my butt crack before and I can't get my cheeks to stay together long enough I guess they like being spread open.

... what were you trying to hold in your butt crack and why?

 

[Harley Spencer]

Wait a minute, I think I missed the bigger picture here...



... what were you trying to hold in your butt crack and why?

An elephant.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

An elephant.

I... uh, see now I have to wonder if that's just you being totally facetious or whether there's something to that. After all you did that whole context-less blaming of T-rex for your armpits being purple. Sure, I knew what you were talking about, and probably jitna, but I imagine everyone else reading was kinda lost...

 

[Ace Bandage]

I do have all of those items! I have numerous thigh high stockings (you mean the sexy sheer or fishnet kind, right? not regular socks? if regular socks, then I don't, other than rainbow toe socks), glasses that I wear when I get sick of my contacts, and different types of skirts, including lace, ruffles, jean, business skirts. Which would you like?

Sheer stockings would be great. No preference on skirts... whatever is short. You'd probably be a better judge of which one would be sexiest so I'll leave it up to you.

 

[Harley Spencer]

I... uh, see now I have to wonder if that's just you being totally facetious or whether there's something to that. After all you did that whole context-less blaming of T-rex for your armpits being purple. Sure, I knew what you were talking about, and probably jitna, but I imagine everyone else reading was kinda lost...

It was a stuffed animal. He's a little guy, one of those TY ones, for a shoot for the new solitaire game. I wanted to smoosh him in there but he wouldn't stay.

Sheer stockings would be great. No preference on skirts... whatever is short. You'd probably be a better judge of which one would be sexiest so I'll leave it up to you.

Sounds good.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

It was a stuffed animal. He's a little guy, one of those TY ones, for a shoot for the new solitaire game. I wanted to smoosh him in there but he wouldn't stay.

:1orglaugh

Ah, okay. Wouldn't stay huh? Well... apparently your elephant has questionable judgment. Anyone in their right mind wouldn't want to leave.

 

[ban-one]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8291505, member: 579739"]Some other people have said I'd make a good Harley Quinn before too. I've thought about it and might do it, but I'll have to buy stuff for it, so it'll probably be a while.

That's okay, I figured you probably didn't have the things do to it right away. However, in the mean time, could you do a simpler version with just the makeup and mask and have your hair up in pigtails?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Okay, I have another idea. This one is potentially difficult, time consuming and messy so I understand if you don't want to do it, I just figure it'd be cool to see.

Basically, I know you have some pretty impressive art skills, and you don't mind writing on yourself (presumably) in makeup of which you have a variety of types and colors, so I was wondering if you could draw a picture on your own midriff. Not particularly picky about what the picture would be of... an animal, a scenic vista, a person, a mythical creature... whatever. I think it'd be a neat challenge since working with makeup probably isn't going to be the easiest thing in the world, and working on your own midriff you'd really only be able to look down at the "canvas" from above, and see it upside down, or look at it in a mirror and see it reversed. It'd be interesting to see what you could manage with those limitations.

But as said... tough, time consuming and messy so I understand if this one is a no-go.

 

[Harley Spencer]

That's okay, I figured you probably didn't have the things do to it right away. However, in the mean time, could you do a simpler version with just the makeup and mask and have your hair up in pigtails?

I didn't know Harley Quinn wore a mask. But yeah, I can do at least pigtails and makeup. I think the closest I have to a black eye mask is a black lace Mardi Gras type mask.

Okay, I have another idea. This one is potentially difficult, time consuming and messy so I understand if you don't want to do it, I just figure it'd be cool to see.

Basically, I know you have some pretty impressive art skills, and you don't mind writing on yourself (presumably) in makeup of which you have a variety of types and colors, so I was wondering if you could draw a picture on your own midriff. Not particularly picky about what the picture would be of... an animal, a scenic vista, a person, a mythical creature... whatever. I think it'd be a neat challenge since working with makeup probably isn't going to be the easiest thing in the world, and working on your own midriff you'd really only be able to look down at the "canvas" from above, and see it upside down, or look at it in a mirror and see it reversed. It'd be interesting to see what you could manage with those limitations.

But as said... tough, time consuming and messy so I understand if this one is a no-go.

It might be interesting. I might make you wait for it and do it for my erotic art section on the new site.

Here's a pic of not licking ice cream. I snapped a quick one of me licking it, but I'm making Jitna wait a day or two before posting it.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8291768, member: 579739"]It might be interesting. I might make you wait for it and do it for my erotic art section on the new site.

I'm fine with that . I just think it might be neat to see what you could do under those conditions.

Also... for the erotic art section? So... you're going to draw naked people on yourself? Or would the erotic part of it be that it'd be on you...?

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8291768, member: 579739"]Here's a pic of not licking ice cream.

 

[vanlee1]

Have you done:
-School girl outfit
-Wearing glasses
-Wearing a corset

or a combo of any/all of these

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Have you done:
-School girl outfit
-Wearing glasses
-Wearing a corset

or a combo of any/all of these

I can answer that: Yes. Yes. And yes.

There's a school girl video, and a couple of pics from it were posted in a thread somewhere here by Harley. She has a set and a video with glasses. And she has had a couple of sets and videos with corsets. I could probably find links to the non-video content if you'd like...

 

[vanlee1]

I can answer that: Yes. Yes. And yes.

There's a school girl video, and a couple of pics from it were posted in a thread somewhere here by Harley. She has a set and a video with glasses. And she has had a couple of sets and videos with corsets. I could probably find links to the non-video content if you'd like...

Haha, I should have asked you first.

Please and thank you Happy

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Haha, I should have asked you first.

As I've said before, I'm trying to get my PhD in Harleyology...

Please and thank you Happy

:thumbsup:

School girl pics.

Corset.

Glasses.

 

[wolverine83]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 8291047, member: 579739"]Doesn't matter how extreme they are, let's hear them!

I'm chicken...I mean a wolverine. Secrets don't make friends. I'm a fan of size queens. That's all I'll say. They intrigue me.