It clearly says in the Bible and Khoran that "taking it up the shitter" (antiquated term for anal sex in use at the time the tomes were written) is against God's grand design.
Since Petra takes it up the shitter and does many other ban-worthy things besides, we, the voters, vote thusly on the issue of wether or not to ban Petra:
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