Miller was amazing. Brodeur sucked donkey balls - he had a couple good saves, but handled the puck badly and mostly just whined like a school girl.
Why did Canada lose tonight? Because they have a lot of good players that played mother fucking shit ass hockey tonight. They were terrible.
Did you see the last couple of minutes of hell storm that Canada brought? The part where they put about 12 shots on goal in about 2 minutes? It could be like that the whole time, but the team is acting like they deserve the gold medal now. That was a disappointing, disheartening performance that makes me want to cheer for Latvia at the next hockey game.
Dear Team Canada,
You made us all sad tonight because you didn't play to your potential and you assumed you were going to win.
Please go slam your heads in a toilet and get your shit together before you get eliminated from the gold medal round, if you haven't already done so tonight.
tenderly (then a huge check against the glass),
Dirk.